whats the sign hanging over your head read???

zenith
zenith Posts: 3,191
edited December 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
ok - talking in another thread about how we all seem to attract a certain sort of person - be it good or bad for us, the trend seems to continue along - well it does with me unfortunetly anyway.

so - i decided i obviously have a sign floating above my head advertising - 'all guys with hangups, commitment phobias and/or substance abuse problems, please apply here...'

whats yours??
impatience is a gift ........
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    I think there's a sign on my car that says, "PLEASE CUT ME OFF!!"
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    "don't f*** with me"

    I'm a badassmofo

    no seriously, I don't take crap. and thats gotten me pretty far in life...
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    GraySaturday wrote:
    "don't f*** with me"

    I'm a badassmofo

    no seriously, I don't take crap. and thats gotten me pretty far in life...

    You have to have a sign like that when you're working with kids! Trust me, I know!!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • PJGARDEN
    PJGARDEN Posts: 1,484
    Mine says "Please vent to me and tell me all of your problems"
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    my other sign says "yes, homeless kittens I am horribly weak, and will adopt you all"

    and that sign needs to be smashed!
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i'd have one on my head saying 'refer to sign on my back', a sign on my back saying 'refer to the sign on my left knee', and then a sign on my left knee saying 'refer to sign on my head....and now don't you look silly'.

    or the sign of everyone wanting to vent on me...that'd work too :D
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    GraySaturday wrote:
    my other sign says "yes, homeless kittens I am horribly weak, and will adopt you all"

    and that sign needs to be smashed!

    LOL!! Your husband probably hates that, huh?!


    P.S. Good call on the Playboy subscription!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    AmentsChick wrote:
    LOL!! Your husband probably hates that, huh?!


    P.S. Good call on the Playboy subscription!

    yeah, ask me how long I've been begging for a kitten for christmas... I already have 3 cats. It needs to stop. Today he was like.. JUST F-ING GET THE DAMN CAT ALREADY.. and he said it so meanly that I was like.. NO forget it!!!!!! Oh, the holidays are such a happy time ;)
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    GraySaturday wrote:
    yeah, ask me how long I've been begging for a kitten for christmas... I already have 3 cats. It needs to stop. Today he was like.. JUST F-ING GET THE DAMN CAT ALREADY.. and he said it so meanly that I was like.. NO forget it!!!!!! Oh, the holidays are such a happy time ;)

    LOL! Yeah, forget the damn cat!! They're cute...but FOUR?!! :eek:


    Sidenote: Sorry, this is coming from a dog person.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    my sign is a billboard.
    190 ft across by 140 feet tall.
    all over my head.
    it's amazing.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    ** Hottie ** Inquire Below









































    :rolleyes: :D
    NERDS!
  • turnedmyworldtoblack
    turnedmyworldtoblack Posts: 151
    zenith wrote:
    ok - talking in another thread about how we all seem to attract a certain sort of person - be it good or bad for us, the trend seems to continue along - well it does with me unfortunetly anyway.

    so - i decided i obviously have a sign floating above my head advertising - 'all guys with hangups, commitment phobias and/or substance abuse problems, please apply here...'

    whats yours??

    it sounds like we should have met at some point.......
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    mine says "women in need of a sweet guy temporarily to help you feel better about yourself that you can leave pretty guilt-free once you have the confidence to land someone better: i'm your man."

    the back of it says "if you have serious emotional problems and or self esteem issues and are desperate for a relationship and will lie about your intentions and try to turn a casual fling into a lifelong commitment: i'm your man."

    it depends on who the girls is. if i truly like her, it's the former one. if i'm just kinda rolling with the punches and trying to see women casually, it's the latter.
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    AmentsChick wrote:
    LOL! Yeah, forget the damn cat!! They're cute...but FOUR?!! :eek:


    Sidenote: Sorry, this is coming from a dog person.

    cats should be given an injection at the kitten stage that keeps them that size forever.
    impatience is a gift ........
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    zenith wrote:
    cats should be given an injection at the kitten stage that keeps them that size forever.

    I couldn't agree more!!! :)
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    turnedmyworldtoblack wrote:
    it sounds like we should have met at some point.......


    :/ I think ive met every single one of them on the east side of australia already




















    your not from australia are you??????
    impatience is a gift ........
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    My husband always says that his sign at work is "I'm not busy, all annoying people please talk to me & if I ignore you please talk more"
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    My husband always says that his sign at work is "I'm not busy, all annoying people please talk to me & if I ignore you please talk more"

    Oh! No way!! I had that same sign at my last job!!!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,450
    when i'm at hockey games and this one really inefficient radio reporter is sitting near me, the sign should read the following:

    "I am not a calculator, please figure the power play conversions on your own!"
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • Ericastrada
    Ericastrada Posts: 70
    soulsinging wrote:
    mine says "women in need of a sweet guy temporarily to help you feel better about yourself that you can leave pretty guilt-free once you have the confidence to land someone better: i'm your man."

    HEY!!! You stole my sign!!!
    Show me potato salald!!!

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