"Sure, I'll be glad to put in a 75 hour week; just dump anything you don't want to handle on my desk...on Friday afternoon...around 5:00 p.m."
The Daystar
"But --you say that Dreams have no power here? Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar...Ask yourselves, all of you...What power would hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to Dream of Heaven?" Dream speaking to Lucifer as written by Neil Gaiman.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I used to have one that read 'RULER OF THE HOUSE', but my cat came to me and said, "Ahem, I believe you have something that belongs to me!"
I handed it over, 'cause the dogs need to know where they stand with warning, so they don't lose an eye. :rolleyes:
I have one that reads 'You know me from somewhere'.
Another states: 'I can give you directions to get anywhere in your car despite the fact I walk everywhere'
I'm pretty sure I've instructed people to go the wrong way down one way streets. Hey, I use the sidewalks, how am I to know?
And there's one I whip out just for walking the dogs between 1:00 and 4:00AM.
'Ask me where Harborview (AKA, local crack neighborhood) is, then bitch at me when my dogs try to tell you!' I love the city.
Walking can be a real trip
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Mine says "For the love of God, please walk as slowly in front of me as possible swaying in and out so I have no chance of passing you without knocking you over".
I've gotten good at ducking and weaving.... ad sometimes I feel super human with some of my moves to get past these very fucking annoying people!!
I've gotten good at ducking and weaving.... ad sometimes I feel super human with some of my moves to get past these very fucking annoying people!!
But are your sidewalks covered with vendors that if you make too many a swift move you take out their enitre collection of bootleg perfumes or pashmina scarves (whatever the fuck pashmina is!)? If so, please give me some tips!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Well, since Im pregnant and this belly is huge
Strangers feel the need to come up and touch it UGGGG
SO my sign would have to say
"dont touch the belly"
I could be real mean and have
"leave me the fuck alone"
but.. I dont mind loved ones doing it. I just dont like strangers approaching me about the baby and esp touching me. Its kinda creepy. I just dont understand why it is so exciting to them that
somebody they dont even know is having a baby.
Maybe that is mean to say but I kind of get tired of all the questions as well.
There's the moon asking to stay
Long enough for the clouds to fly me away
Well, since Im pregnant and this belly is huge
Strangers feel the need to come up and touch it UGGGG
SO my sign would have to say
"dont touch the belly"
I could be real mean and have
"leave me the fuck alone"
but.. I dont mind loved ones doing it. I just dont like strangers approaching me about the baby and esp touching me. Its kinda creepy. I just dont understand why it is so exciting to them that
somebody they dont even know is having a baby.
Maybe that is mean to say but I kind of get tired of all the questions as well.
Well, since Im pregnant and this belly is huge
Strangers feel the need to come up and touch it UGGGG
SO my sign would have to say
"dont touch the belly"
I could be real mean and have
"leave me the fuck alone"
but.. I dont mind loved ones doing it. I just dont like strangers approaching me about the baby and esp touching me. Its kinda creepy. I just dont understand why it is so exciting to them that
somebody they dont even know is having a baby.
Maybe that is mean to say but I kind of get tired of all the questions as well.
That's just wrong! You could tell them you have some kinda disease which they'll catch if they get too close. Or that doctors warned people touching your bump could lead to the baby being promiscuous in later life
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
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"Sure, I'll be glad to put in a 75 hour week; just dump anything you don't want to handle on my desk...on Friday afternoon...around 5:00 p.m."
"But --you say that Dreams have no power here? Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar...Ask yourselves, all of you...What power would hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to Dream of Heaven?" Dream speaking to Lucifer as written by Neil Gaiman.
AGAIN"
on the front
and
"if you see the man, warn a brother"
on the back
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
10/21/06 & 10/22/06 (Bridge Shows)
I handed it over, 'cause the dogs need to know where they stand with warning, so they don't lose an eye. :rolleyes:
I have one that reads 'You know me from somewhere'.
Another states: 'I can give you directions to get anywhere in your car despite the fact I walk everywhere'
I'm pretty sure I've instructed people to go the wrong way down one way streets. Hey, I use the sidewalks, how am I to know?
And there's one I whip out just for walking the dogs between 1:00 and 4:00AM.
'Ask me where Harborview (AKA, local crack neighborhood) is, then bitch at me when my dogs try to tell you!'
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
***********************
Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
It's neon green and pink.
Why would you start was has no end?
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
The back says.... Still likes to cuddle
But are your sidewalks covered with vendors that if you make too many a swift move you take out their enitre collection of bootleg perfumes or pashmina scarves (whatever the fuck pashmina is!)? If so, please give me some tips!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"Toatally f*cked up and a complete basket case...needs to be taken care of constantly"
The neon is broken on it so all you can see from a distance is, "take care of"
I give all of the love and care I was denied as a child...and I'm beginning to hate it...
Strangers feel the need to come up and touch it UGGGG
SO my sign would have to say
"dont touch the belly"
I could be real mean and have
"leave me the fuck alone"
but.. I dont mind loved ones doing it. I just dont like strangers approaching me about the baby and esp touching me. Its kinda creepy. I just dont understand why it is so exciting to them that
somebody they dont even know is having a baby.
Maybe that is mean to say but I kind of get tired of all the questions as well.
Long enough for the clouds to fly me away
wait until you have the kid.
that scares me too! I dont want strangers with dirty hands touching the baby.
how do you say "hands off" without being rude?
Even ppl i know, im gonna have to say "can u pls wash your hands before you hold her"
Long enough for the clouds to fly me away
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
:shock: