whats the sign hanging over your head read???

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  • given2fly78
    given2fly78 Posts: 404
    "Talk to me!"

    where ever I go, people talk to me. I'm a magnet. Resturants, Target, Wegmans, Post Office, Work, doesn't matter. I just attract chatty people. It's out of control.

    Anything too, the most bizarre things. From just random chit chat to deep conversations. And because I spend most of my day at work talking to people the last thing I want to do outside of work is talk. So it gets a little out of hand.

    Even my friends just groan. They will just walk away from me when we're out and this happens.

    Honestly, sometimes it just sucks.
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    :) great thread!

    I haven't had any weirdos approach me in a while but there was a LONG time when I was pretty sure I'd a sign over my head saying 'weirdos... get your tinfoil here' :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    'All women with emotional problems and low self-esteem, talk to me, because I'm a sensitive push over. I promise I will not develop any kind of feelings except for totally platonic ones. And if I do, you have every right to say 'What were you thinking?'

    Mine's a very big sign.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'All women with emotional problems and low self-esteem, talk to me, because I'm a sensitive push over. I promise I will not develop any kind of feelings except for totally platonic ones. And if I do, you have every right to say 'What were you thinking?'

    Mine's a very big sign.

    Or just 'bitter' might work, Mark! :)

    I think mine says naive... apparently.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Or just 'bitter' might work, Mark! :)

    I think mine says naive... apparently.

    Yeah.. sorry, that was a bit wordy. Bitter will work. Or even 'butter'?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'All women with emotional problems and low self-esteem, talk to me, because I'm a sensitive push over. I promise I will not develop any kind of feelings except for totally platonic ones. And if I do, you have every right to say 'What were you thinking?'

    Mine's a very big sign.
    HaHaHa!!

    I thought that was what mine said...only about men...:) :o
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    HaHaHa!!

    I thought that was what mine said...only about men...:) :o

    :eek: We have the same sign!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • ReleasH
    ReleasH Posts: 743
    Mine says: "All men in their twenties who are musicians, waiters/bartenders or both with overinflated egos who still think they are frat boys and will enjoy stringing me along."
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    "I don't date Americans. I'm only interested in dating you if it involves one of us moving countries and applying for permanent residency" :p:D
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Mine says "For the love of God, please walk as slowly in front of me as possible swaying in and out so I have no chance of passing you without knocking you over".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • daystar143
    daystar143 Posts: 367
    Mine clearly says:

    "Sure, I'll be glad to put in a 75 hour week; just dump anything you don't want to handle on my desk...on Friday afternoon...around 5:00 p.m."
    The Daystar

    "But --you say that Dreams have no power here? Tell me, Lucifer Morningstar...Ask yourselves, all of you...What power would hell have if those here imprisoned were not able to Dream of Heaven?" Dream speaking to Lucifer as written by Neil Gaiman.
  • SoapMakesUTaller
    SoapMakesUTaller Posts: 230
    'Just Pac-10, dirty sex jokes, and stupid movies from the 80's.'
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    "Fully capable of solving your issues before I get to work on mine. Why not?"
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    "WORKING FOR THE MAN................
















    AGAIN"


    on the front

    and

    "if you see the man, warn a brother"

    on the back
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    "any and all model run problems, this lane"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    '5 Nights In A Row....'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • BridgeBitch
    BridgeBitch Posts: 87
    Mine used to say "End" now it says "Beginning" :)
    "Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore."

    10/21/06 & 10/22/06 (Bridge Shows)
  • Urban Hiker
    Urban Hiker Posts: 1,312
    I used to have one that read 'RULER OF THE HOUSE', but my cat came to me and said, "Ahem, I believe you have something that belongs to me!"
    I handed it over, 'cause the dogs need to know where they stand with warning, so they don't lose an eye. :rolleyes:


    I have one that reads 'You know me from somewhere'.

    Another states: 'I can give you directions to get anywhere in your car despite the fact I walk everywhere'
    I'm pretty sure I've instructed people to go the wrong way down one way streets. Hey, I use the sidewalks, how am I to know? :o

    And there's one I whip out just for walking the dogs between 1:00 and 4:00AM.
    'Ask me where Harborview (AKA, local crack neighborhood) is, then bitch at me when my dogs try to tell you!' :confused: I love the city. :D
    Walking can be a real trip
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    "We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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    Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    "cocktails!"
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    i probably have another one that reads 'will work for free...'
    impatience is a gift ........

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