Bitch forgot my fire sauce!

chiquimonkey

EvilMerlin wrote:

That cat OWNS you!

Cute though, I never have the heart to move when Bella, Oliver, or Merlin are comfortable.

if he had opposable thumbs to open cans of food and could get a job, i'd be of no use to him....he just lets me live here haha

yeah it felt nice earlier when i was cold, now i have one leg that's all cool and one that's boiling hot :mad: lol

EvilMerlin

chiquimonkey wrote:

if he had opposable thumbs to open cans of food and could get a job, i'd be of no use to him....he just lets me live here haha

yeah it felt nice earlier when i was cold, now i have one leg that's all cool and one that's boiling hot :mad: lol

haha! Nice.

I can't stand not having one side feel different than the other. It always bugs the hell out of me.

chiquimonkey

EvilMerlin wrote:

haha! Nice.

I can't stand not having one side feel different than the other. It always bugs the hell out of me.

well yes me too, i'm not that weird to enjoy it haha

i just shifted him to the other leg now so at least they feel sorta equal lol

EvilMerlin

hartamh wrote:

I'm sure glad I'm not the one that didn't give you your hot sauce :eek: . Looks like you've got a mob starting by all your replies

I just bring my complaints to chiqui! She definitely knows how to round up the troops and riot properly! Whether they've got her back or not! :P

chiquimonkey

hartamh wrote:

I'm sure glad I'm not the one that didn't give you your hot sauce :eek: . Looks like you've got a mob starting by all your replies

one time i got shorted a taco :mad:

chiquimonkey

EvilMerlin wrote:

I just bring my complaints to chiqui! She definitely knows how to round up the troops and riot properly! Whether they've got her back or not! :P

i'm quixotic, i'll charge ahead even if there's nothing there. i got fire sauce in me blood haha

EvilMerlin

hartamh wrote:

I can't believe that your 6'9" tall WOW!!!!

I couldn't believe it either. I've said 6'7" my whole life then recently went to the doctor and found out I was 6'9" barefoot! :eek:

chiquimonkey

EvilMerlin wrote:

I couldn't believe it either. I've said 6'7" my whole life then recently went to the doctor and found out I was 6'9" barefoot! :eek:

you're a big guy...

:eek:



and with that entendre, i shall shuttle my cracked out ass to bed haha nite all!

EvilMerlin

hartamh wrote:

Hey EvilMerlin in regards to the Million$$$ Lottery thread, I thought for sure you were going to say you'd buy a Taco Bells

Hmmm...good idea! I'll have to buy up a franchise or two first! Good call!

mickeyrat

chiquimonkey wrote:

the ear thing aye? i do have an inordinate love of q-tips *shiver*

but yeah, back on topic lol fire sauce is awesome. not sure if they need the 'witty' sayings on them though. it's like just spice my food up bitch, don't give me no lip!

without those "witty" sayings I don't know how I would have asked her to marry me.

And YES I did use a Taco Bell Hot Sauce packet to ask my wifey to marry me!

mickeyrat

hartamh wrote:

What :eek:

yes I did . Racking me brain for about two weeks, what to say, how , where? Then I pulled out the hot sauce and there it was , Simple, direct to the point and it worked.


I wanted it to be different and I think I can safely say that was.

Slip Kid

mmm taco bell

now i've got to go there

mca47

Yeah, the only thing good about Taco Bell is the fire sauce.

pinot768

mickeyrat wrote:

without those "witty" sayings I don't know how I would have asked her to marry me.

And YES I did use a Taco Bell Hot Sauce packet to ask my wifey to marry me!

He certainly did...quite original. My first thought when I was it was "Why the hell do I need hot sauce for my brownie?" but that's another part of the story...

chiquimonkey

mickeyrat wrote:

yes I did . Racking me brain for about two weeks, what to say, how , where? Then I pulled out the hot sauce and there it was , Simple, direct to the point and it worked.


I wanted it to be different and I think I can safely say that was.

haha that's certainly different!

pinot768

hartamh wrote:

You guys are married and in the pit together awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What's the other part of the story hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Well, the reader's digest version is...

The place he works sells the BEST chocolate brownies with nuts. He knows they are my favorite, so he brought one and set it at my seat where we were meeting. The hot sauce packet was underneath the brownie. I was all excited about the brownie when I saw it, picked it up, and saw the Taco Bell hot sauce packet on the table under the brownie. The first thought was "Why the hell do I need hot sauce for my brownie?" THEN I read the packet, and the answer was ABSOLUTELY! We married January 12 of this year.

JOEJOEJOE

EvilMerlin wrote:

Sour cream, always a plus!

Now comes the fun part of going up 25 flights of stairs tonight to work this sucker off!

I orig thought you said you were going up 25 flights of stairs to suck this worker off!.....if that were the case, you'd think he'd be kind enough to walk down 25 fights to get to you!

D'oh!

pinot768

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

I orig thought you said you were going up 25 flights of stairs to suck this worker off!.....if that were the case, you'd think he'd be kind enough to walk down 25 fights to get to you!

D'oh!

Ok, thanks for my LOL of the day!!! Been fighting with a bank all day, and really needed that!!

EvilMerlin

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

I orig thought you said you were going up 25 flights of stairs to suck this worker off!.....if that were the case, you'd think he'd be kind enough to walk down 25 fights to get to you!

D'oh!

Now that'd be a twist on customer service!

mickeyrat

EvilMerlin wrote:

Now that'd be a twist on customer service!

no don't twist just up and down thanks