Bitch forgot my fire sauce!

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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,487
    hartamh wrote:
    What :eek:
    yes I did . Racking me brain for about two weeks, what to say, how , where? Then I pulled out the hot sauce and there it was , Simple, direct to the point and it worked.


    I wanted it to be different and I think I can safely say that was.
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  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    mmm taco bell

    now i've got to go there
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,300
    Yeah, the only thing good about Taco Bell is the fire sauce.
  • pinot768pinot768 Posts: 295
    mickeyrat wrote:
    without those "witty" sayings I don't know how I would have asked her to marry me.

    And YES I did use a Taco Bell Hot Sauce packet to ask my wifey to marry me!
    He certainly did...quite original. My first thought when I was it was "Why the hell do I need hot sauce for my brownie?" but that's another part of the story...
    "I was born, and I know that I'll die...the in-between is mine."
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    mickeyrat wrote:
    yes I did . Racking me brain for about two weeks, what to say, how , where? Then I pulled out the hot sauce and there it was , Simple, direct to the point and it worked.


    I wanted it to be different and I think I can safely say that was.
    haha that's certainly different! :)
  • pinot768pinot768 Posts: 295
    hartamh wrote:
    You guys are married and in the pit together awwwwwwwwwwwwwww ;)

    What's the other part of the story hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
    Well, the reader's digest version is...

    The place he works sells the BEST chocolate brownies with nuts. He knows they are my favorite, so he brought one and set it at my seat where we were meeting. The hot sauce packet was underneath the brownie. I was all excited about the brownie when I saw it, picked it up, and saw the Taco Bell hot sauce packet on the table under the brownie. The first thought was "Why the hell do I need hot sauce for my brownie?" THEN I read the packet, and the answer was ABSOLUTELY! We married January 12 of this year.
    "I was born, and I know that I'll die...the in-between is mine."
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,625
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Sour cream, always a plus!

    Now comes the fun part of going up 25 flights of stairs tonight to work this sucker off! :p

    I orig thought you said you were going up 25 flights of stairs to suck this worker off!.....if that were the case, you'd think he'd be kind enough to walk down 25 fights to get to you!

    D'oh!
  • pinot768pinot768 Posts: 295
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I orig thought you said you were going up 25 flights of stairs to suck this worker off!.....if that were the case, you'd think he'd be kind enough to walk down 25 fights to get to you!

    D'oh!
    Ok, thanks for my LOL of the day!!! Been fighting with a bank all day, and really needed that!!
    "I was born, and I know that I'll die...the in-between is mine."
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I orig thought you said you were going up 25 flights of stairs to suck this worker off!.....if that were the case, you'd think he'd be kind enough to walk down 25 fights to get to you!

    D'oh!

    Now that'd be a twist on customer service! :p
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,487
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Now that'd be a twist on customer service! :p
    no don't twist just up and down thanks
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I orig thought you said you were going up 25 flights of stairs to suck this worker off!.....if that were the case, you'd think he'd be kind enough to walk down 25 fights to get to you!

    D'oh!
    LMAO

    that made me spit my water out, ironically lol

    and on the suck theme....having to wake up early sucksssssssssss, booooooooooo hisssssss
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I orig thought you said you were going up 25 flights of stairs to suck this worker off!.....if that were the case, you'd think he'd be kind enough to walk down 25 fights to get to you!

    D'oh!

    This thread is officially out of control now!!
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Trailer wrote:
    This thread is officially out of control now!!
    like it was in control to begin with hahaha

    i might break my mexican food streak this week and not have any today lol
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    that made me spit my water out, ironically lol

    HAHAHA :D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,487
    LMAO

    that made me spit
    Now you'll never get married
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Now you'll never get married
    the water was an accident, i'm a lady, i don't spit :D
  • pinot768pinot768 Posts: 295
    the water was an accident, i'm a lady, i don't spit :D
    Some lucky man will be glad to hear that :D
    "I was born, and I know that I'll die...the in-between is mine."
  • BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,309
    I'm slightly disappointed this didn't turn into a discussion about REAL hot sauces ;)
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    BinFrog wrote:
    I'm slightly disappointed this didn't turn into a discussion about REAL hot sauces ;)
    well turn t he shit then, i can't do everything myself. GEEZ lol :p
  • pinot768pinot768 Posts: 295
    BinFrog wrote:
    I'm slightly disappointed this didn't turn into a discussion about REAL hot sauces ;)
    There are a lot of really good hot sauces out there, but the best tasting and hottest I've ever had was in a Thai restaurant in Hawaii. Homemade, and they don't sell it commercially - damn!!
    "I was born, and I know that I'll die...the in-between is mine."
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,625
    BinFrog wrote:
    I'm slightly disappointed this didn't turn into a discussion about REAL hot sauces ;)

    Have you ever browsed-around a hot sauce / bbq sauce shop?

    They have some truly original names/labels for the different types of sauces.
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    well turn t he shit then, i can't do everything myself. GEEZ lol :p

    nah... I like where you were going with this:D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    that sucks.
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,309
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Have you ever browsed-around a hot sauce / bbq sauce shop?

    They have some truly original names/labels for the different types of sauces.

    This is my kitchen:

    http://www.dreamt.org/spinfrog/otherpics/HotSauces.jpg
    http://www.dreamt.org/spinfrog/otherpics/HotSauces2.jpg

    I've been to a few hot sauce stores :)
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    BinFrog wrote:
    wow!

    i can't eat anything too hot, if it burns my tongue then it takes away from the pleasurable experience really. and i'm not sure i want to eat anything that has the word "ass" on it :p haha
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,487
    BinFrog wrote:
    and not one of them opened.


    Scared?
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    BinFrog wrote:

    I wonder what would happen if you mix ass blasted with sudden death...hmmm
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,487
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I wonder what would happen if you mix ass blasted with sudden death...hmmm
    sudden ass blast?
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    mickeyrat wrote:
    sudden ass blast?

    You know...I really liked where this was going when chiqui was leading the thread. :p
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,625
    mickeyrat wrote:
    and not one of them opened.


    Scared?

    Those bottles are way too cool looking to open...sorta like keeping a vinyl record sealed.....gotta keep it pristine!
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