Bitch forgot my fire sauce!

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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    haha i figure i'll sleep when i'm dead. or on sunday....whichever comes first lol

    oooooh check you out! oak town ain't that far away from me snap pea!


    haha that's what I always say. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Got too much I wanna do right now. :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    haha that's what I always say. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Got too much I wanna do right now. :p
    same here, part reason why i got my current signature, courtesy of the brilliant bob schneider :D

    of course i'll be hurting when it's time to wake up lol i may need to call in late....i need to listen to some more loud PJ lol
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    hartamh wrote:
    Man, sounds like you really need that HOT SAUCE good luck :D

    Thank you darling! I did make that seem like the fire sauce was equal to your search of happiness huh? Maybe next time I'll get some. :p

    Good luck to you as well, I'll send good vibes from this thread on over you yours. :)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    same here, part reason why i got my current signature, courtesy of the brilliant bob schneider :D

    of course i'll be hurting when it's time to wake up lol i may need to call in late....i need to listen to some more loud PJ lol

    waking up is the worst part of life. It's horrible!

    Okay, maybe not, but still! It sucks!

    Do call in late, treat yourself a little bit, it's halloween! :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    waking up is the worst part of life. It's horrible!

    Okay, maybe not, but still! It sucks!

    Do call in late, treat yourself a little bit, it's halloween! :p
    actually not waking up at all would suck a little harder haha

    i know, it's wrong to even have to work on halloween! i did my nails earlier, i ran out of black polish, just went with the tried and true blood red :) this weekend is gonna be nonstop till sunday night, i think i've just accepted that i won't be getting much rest lol
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    actually not waking up at all would suck a little harder haha

    i know, it's wrong to even have to work on halloween! i did my nails earlier, i ran out of black polish, just went with the tried and true blood red :) this weekend is gonna be nonstop till sunday night, i think i've just accepted that i won't be getting much rest lol

    Sick day monday? :D

    It could be worse! I'm working halloween night! DUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRIIINNGGGG the company party. I guess I'm not invited. :(
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Sick day monday? :D

    It could be worse! I'm working halloween night! DUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRIIINNGGGG the company party. I guess I'm not invited. :(
    haha i wish, but considering everybody at work is invited to my reception monday night, they'll know what's going on heehee

    and oh HELL no, that is fucked up! :mad: just crash the party, take all the candy and hiss at everybody.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    haha i wish, but considering everybody at work is invited to my reception monday night, they'll know what's going on heehee

    and oh HELL no, that is fucked up! :mad: just crash the party, take all the candy and hiss at everybody.

    hahaha

    Well I was thinking of showing up with a mask at lunch...

    but alas...I can hide my face, but not my height. :(
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    hahaha

    Well I was thinking of showing up with a mask at lunch...

    but alas...I can hide my face, but not my height. :(
    you can if you wear stilts.

    aw yeah baby my brain is working overtime in the wee hours. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    you can if you wear stilts.

    aw yeah baby my brain is working overtime in the wee hours. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    hahaha! Stilts would be overkill for me! I wouldn't be able to fit in the buildings! I barely do as it is! :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    hahaha! Stilts would be overkill for me! I wouldn't be able to fit in the buildings! I barely do as it is! :p
    damn dude how tall are you? lol

    i'm short, i have to hop out of the bus. i need a pole vault hahaha
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    damn dude how tall are you? lol

    i'm short, i have to hop out of the bus. i need a pole vault hahaha

    You can use me for your pole! (That's what she said!) uhhh... I don't think it works that way...


    I'm 6'9"

    I thought we've been through this? :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    You can use me for your pole! (That's what she said!) uhhh... I don't think it works that way...


    I'm 6'9"

    I thought we've been through this? :p
    HEY OOOOOOOOOOOO haha

    jesus christ 6'9"???? sorry, i'm sure you've probably told me before :o i'm not running at optimum capacity or PSI or wahtever at the moment haha

    yeah you hella don't need stilts. although that'd be a dramatic entrance!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HEY OOOOOOOOOOOO haha

    jesus christ 6'9"???? sorry, i'm sure you've probably told me before :o i'm not running at optimum capacity or PSI or wahtever at the moment haha

    yeah you hella don't need stilts. although that'd be a dramatic entrance!

    Hmmm....I just might have to do that one night now for the entrance. :p

    Maybe for christmas. Nobody would expect it then.

    Heyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Hmmm....I just might have to do that one night now for the entrance. :p

    Maybe for christmas. Nobody would expect it then.

    Heyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooo!
    hell yeah just throw some tinsel on top of your head and voila....walking tall tinsel person!

    my cat is asleep on my leg and i want to try thrash triangle.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    hell yeah just throw some tinsel on top of your head and voila....walking tall tinsel person!

    my cat is asleep on my leg and i want to try thrash triangle.

    Pfft, cats are stubborn, they go right back to sleep regardless of what happens to them. :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Pfft, cats are stubborn, they go right back to sleep regardless of what happens to them. :p
    haha he is. he's making my leg seriously hot cuz he's draped on it but i haven't the heart to move him lol

    like fire sauce (that's right i brought it back to the beginning...cuz i got mad skills boiiiieeeeeeeee)
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    haha he is. he's making my leg seriously hot cuz he's draped on it but i haven't the heart to move him lol

    like fire sauce (that's right i brought it back to the beginning...cuz i got mad skills boiiiieeeeeeeee)

    I'd light a fire sauce packet under his ass and make him move! :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'd light a fire sauce packet under his ass and make him move! :p
    awwwww my poor winston, let his bootie be lol

    he looks so comfortable i feel bad moving him. i'll see how much longer i can stand it haha what can i say, i'm a sucker :o
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    awwwww my poor winston, let his bootie be lol

    he looks so comfortable i feel bad moving him. i'll see how much longer i can stand it haha what can i say, i'm a sucker :o

    That cat OWNS you! :p

    Cute though, I never have the heart to move when Bella, Oliver, or Merlin are comfortable.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    That cat OWNS you! :p

    Cute though, I never have the heart to move when Bella, Oliver, or Merlin are comfortable.
    if he had opposable thumbs to open cans of food and could get a job, i'd be of no use to him....he just lets me live here :p haha

    yeah it felt nice earlier when i was cold, now i have one leg that's all cool and one that's boiling hot :mad: lol
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    if he had opposable thumbs to open cans of food and could get a job, i'd be of no use to him....he just lets me live here :p haha

    yeah it felt nice earlier when i was cold, now i have one leg that's all cool and one that's boiling hot :mad: lol

    haha! Nice.

    I can't stand not having one side feel different than the other. It always bugs the hell out of me. :p
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    haha! Nice.

    I can't stand not having one side feel different than the other. It always bugs the hell out of me. :p
    well yes me too, i'm not that weird to enjoy it :p haha

    i just shifted him to the other leg now so at least they feel sorta equal lol
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    hartamh wrote:
    I'm sure glad I'm not the one that didn't give you your hot sauce :eek: . Looks like you've got a mob starting by all your replies :D

    :D

    I just bring my complaints to chiqui! She definitely knows how to round up the troops and riot properly! Whether they've got her back or not! :P
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    hartamh wrote:
    I'm sure glad I'm not the one that didn't give you your hot sauce :eek: . Looks like you've got a mob starting by all your replies :D
    one time i got shorted a taco :mad:
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    :D

    I just bring my complaints to chiqui! She definitely knows how to round up the troops and riot properly! Whether they've got her back or not! :P
    i'm quixotic, i'll charge ahead even if there's nothing there. i got fire sauce in me blood :D haha
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    hartamh wrote:
    I can't believe that your 6'9" tall WOW!!!!

    I couldn't believe it either. I've said 6'7" my whole life then recently went to the doctor and found out I was 6'9" barefoot! :eek:
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I couldn't believe it either. I've said 6'7" my whole life then recently went to the doctor and found out I was 6'9" barefoot! :eek:
    you're a big guy...

    :eek:

    :D

    and with that entendre, i shall shuttle my cracked out ass to bed haha nite all!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    hartamh wrote:
    Hey EvilMerlin in regards to the Million$$$ Lottery thread, I thought for sure you were going to say you'd buy a Taco Bells :D:D:D

    Hmmm...good idea! I'll have to buy up a franchise or two first! Good call! :D
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,491
    the ear thing aye? i do have an inordinate love of q-tips *shiver*

    but yeah, back on topic lol fire sauce is awesome. not sure if they need the 'witty' sayings on them though. it's like just spice my food up bitch, don't give me no lip!
    without those "witty" sayings I don't know how I would have asked her to marry me.

    And YES I did use a Taco Bell Hot Sauce packet to ask my wifey to marry me!
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