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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    genie wrote:
    why do i feel constantly exhausted?


    because you might have low white blood cells.

    seek medical assistance IMMEDIATELY!

    (woah. that wasn't dirty in the slightest!)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    because you might have low white blood cells.

    seek medical assistance IMMEDIATELY!

    (woah. that wasn't dirty in the slightest!)

    What, did you get a special be on your bestest behavior pm as well, or something?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    What, did you get a special be on your bestest behavior pm as well, or something?!?

    no, I just don't know enough about Genie to suggest that she stop blowing truckers all night and try to get a little rest between the 30+ handjobs she does before most of us get up for breakfast...

    but I think bestest behavior sounds swell!

    ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    no, I just don't know enough about Genie to suggest that she stop blowing truckers all night and try to get a little rest between the 30+ handjobs she does before most of us get up for breakfast...

    but I think bestest behavior sounds swell!

    ;)

    Gotcha! Oh and Genie, if this is your affliction, do what I do. In between truckers, take a swig out of whatever beverage they have (there is a 92% chance that some sort of liquid crack will be in there). Then, by the time you get around to the hj's make sure you have a sandwich positioned in your "unused" hand so that you can get the necessary energy to make it through the rest of the night (I recommend either roast beef or hummus). Finally, and this is the most important, when you get a really obese trucker there is a 84% chance that he will fall asleep during the "loving". If this happens, take a quick crotchnap, and you will feel rejuvenated. If this isn't your issue then you probably should just stop the caffeine consumption by 3p.m.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    I've just about finished this bottle of wine....should I open another?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    jamie uk wrote:
    I've just about finished this bottle of wine....should I open another?

    hell yea. I just finished my second beer but I am feling like wine right about now.
    i got some Shiraz ready to go.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    acoustic guy wrote:
    hell yea. I just finished my second beer but I am feling like wine right about now.
    i got some Shiraz ready to go.

    Are we in the wrong thread? ;):)
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Are we in the wrong thread? ;):)

    aaaaaaaaah so what. Sometimes Joel, you just have say What The Fuck.

    Risky Business
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Do you wipe from front to back or back to front?
    if you're a woman, always "Front to Back"...same as for men too.
    but guys, if you like having smelly balls, then it doesn't matter.

    I'm hungry what should I eat?
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    LongRd. wrote:
    if you're a woman, always "Front to Back"...same as for men too.
    but guys, if you like having smelly balls, then it doesn't matter.

    I'm hungry what should I eat?

    How could you eat after that response? LOL
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Are we in the wrong thread? ;):)

    No, next question....
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    LongRd. wrote:
    if you're a woman, always "Front to Back"...same as for men too.
    but guys, if you like having smelly balls, then it doesn't matter.

    I'm hungry what should I eat?

    That's awful.....some things are better left untouched, even on this pit.....
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    jamie uk wrote:
    No, next question....

    How is Jamie's foot? ...now?
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    genie wrote:
    why do i feel constantly exhausted?
    If you find an answer to that one, let me know :) I am currently seriously considering not going to what seems like a really great party tonight because I feel like I'm permanently in a state between waking and sleeping.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Is it only one question per day???? :o I've got another! :D

    WHY do they mess with the flavor of things?

    Take for instance sour coke bottle lollies, MY FAVORITE! And I paid 10c EACH for these suckers tonight down at the milkbar and they're shitful! Not nearly as sour or cokey as they used to be. There's no fizz! It sucks!

    WHY????? :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeanie wrote:
    Is it only one question per day???? :o I've got another! :D

    WHY do they mess with the flavor of things?

    Take for instance sour coke bottle lollies, MY FAVORITE! And I paid 10c EACH for these suckers tonight down at the milkbar and they're shitful! Not nearly as sour or cokey as they used to be. There's no fizz! It sucks!

    WHY????? :)

    If I may....I'd guess that they're just not using the chemicals to make kiddies sweets that they used to..
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    How is Jamie's foot? ...now?
    Getting better thanks, it's a nice shade of purple.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    jamie uk wrote:
    If I may....I'd guess that they're just not using the chemicals to make kiddies sweets that they used to..

    But WHY???? I mean stuff the kiddies! Coke bottles were for grown ups anyway! :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Do you wipe from front to back or back to front?


    I only know if you're a girl you are supposed to wipe from front to back for health and hygiene reasons. I'm not sure if the same thing applies to fellas.
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift

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