no, I just don't know enough about Genie to suggest that she stop blowing truckers all night and try to get a little rest between the 30+ handjobs she does before most of us get up for breakfast...
Gotcha! Oh and Genie, if this is your affliction, do what I do. In between truckers, take a swig out of whatever beverage they have (there is a 92% chance that some sort of liquid crack will be in there). Then, by the time you get around to the hj's make sure you have a sandwich positioned in your "unused" hand so that you can get the necessary energy to make it through the rest of the night (I recommend either roast beef or hummus). Finally, and this is the most important, when you get a really obese trucker there is a 84% chance that he will fall asleep during the "loving". If this happens, take a quick crotchnap, and you will feel rejuvenated. If this isn't your issue then you probably should just stop the caffeine consumption by 3p.m.
Hahahahaha you guys have cracked me up!! hehe, they're dirty jokes but i love them....dare i say even worth getting yourself banned!
what can i say i love truckers, i had a dream to be one myself........mental image: me, my truck ( probably stacked with booze ), blues music in the background and the ROAD!!.......oh and also some guy giving me a special treat down there
eh, i wish my problem was the one you are both talking about, but it's not. i generally feel drained and unmotivated, unless it's something that you've in your above posts for that i always find energy
but on a serious note though, i need some inspiration or something....i just don't know maybe someone to kick my arse or someone energetic around me so i can feed off their energy. i mean it's not like i don't get things done, it's just i take far to long to get them and and everything seems like a chore.
oh, and if anyone else is thinking i'm smoking joints constantly........nope i'm not.
If you find an answer to that one, let me know I am currently seriously considering not going to what seems like a really great party tonight because I feel like I'm permanently in a state between waking and sleeping.
i kind of came to a conclusion from my above post that you can either have someone kick your ass everyday or have someone around you who is really energetic and kind of makes you change when being around them.
sure you can go to your party, just make sure you set an alarm clock on your mobile and make it go off at every 30 min
I only know if you're a girl you are supposed to wipe from front to back for health and hygiene reasons. I'm not sure if the same thing applies to fellas.
I feel exploited having just read that.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
who discovered milk and what did he/she think they were doing at the time? hah
hey Billy Connolly phoned and he wants his joke back
but yeah the guy has a point.. i also want to know why i can only ejaculate 87ml of goo when Peter North seems to be able to do 1.5litre.. does he eat Solvite?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
hey Billy Connolly phoned and he wants his joke back
hahahahaha
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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Hahahahaha
what can i say i love truckers, i had a dream to be one myself........mental image: me, my truck ( probably stacked with booze
eh, i wish my problem was the one you are both talking about, but it's not. i generally feel drained and unmotivated, unless it's something that you've in your above posts for that i always find energy
but on a serious note though, i need some inspiration or something....i just don't know maybe someone to kick my arse or someone energetic around me so i can feed off their energy. i mean it's not like i don't get things done, it's just i take far to long to get them and and everything seems like a chore.
oh, and if anyone else is thinking i'm smoking joints constantly........nope i'm not.
i kind of came to a conclusion from my above post that you can either have someone kick your ass everyday or have someone around you who is really energetic and kind of makes you change when being around them.
sure you can go to your party, just make sure you set an alarm clock on your mobile and make it go off at every 30 min
maybe or maybe not, they're good for educational purposes
i've just researched and low white blood cells have nothing to do with energy, they help to fight of an infection
I feel exploited having just read that.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
hey Billy Connolly phoned and he wants his joke back
but yeah the guy has a point.. i also want to know why i can only ejaculate 87ml of goo when Peter North seems to be able to do 1.5litre.. does he eat Solvite?
Ahem.....
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fair enough...I'll just try and forget I ever had the misfortune to have the thoughts in my head
hahahahaha
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It's important to know actually.
Very important health information for girls.
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