what are the Colonels stupid secret spices that he uses?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i only have time to answer one question right now so your is next on the list...
because they are the greatest musicians to ever walk the earth. need i say more?
thanks i like that answer when will you be back to answer more ..we have so many ? and to think the jews did say you would show up soon or the christians said you would be back ...
what are the Colonels stupid secret spices that he uses?
I know this one. I slept with Colonel Sanders daughter and she said the secret spices are cumin, chili powder, oregano, boiled rabbit turds, and the ground up pubic hairs of a virgin, mentally deficient orangutan. Try it out, you'll see I'm right.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
What, did you get a special be on your bestest behavior pm as well, or something?!?
no, I just don't know enough about Genie to suggest that she stop blowing truckers all night and try to get a little rest between the 30+ handjobs she does before most of us get up for breakfast...
but I think bestest behavior sounds swell!
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
no, I just don't know enough about Genie to suggest that she stop blowing truckers all night and try to get a little rest between the 30+ handjobs she does before most of us get up for breakfast...
but I think bestest behavior sounds swell!
Gotcha! Oh and Genie, if this is your affliction, do what I do. In between truckers, take a swig out of whatever beverage they have (there is a 92% chance that some sort of liquid crack will be in there). Then, by the time you get around to the hj's make sure you have a sandwich positioned in your "unused" hand so that you can get the necessary energy to make it through the rest of the night (I recommend either roast beef or hummus). Finally, and this is the most important, when you get a really obese trucker there is a 84% chance that he will fall asleep during the "loving". If this happens, take a quick crotchnap, and you will feel rejuvenated. If this isn't your issue then you probably should just stop the caffeine consumption by 3p.m.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
If you find an answer to that one, let me know I am currently seriously considering not going to what seems like a really great party tonight because I feel like I'm permanently in a state between waking and sleeping.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Is it only one question per day???? I've got another!
WHY do they mess with the flavor of things?
Take for instance sour coke bottle lollies, MY FAVORITE! And I paid 10c EACH for these suckers tonight down at the milkbar and they're shitful! Not nearly as sour or cokey as they used to be. There's no fizz! It sucks!
Is it only one question per day???? I've got another!
WHY do they mess with the flavor of things?
Take for instance sour coke bottle lollies, MY FAVORITE! And I paid 10c EACH for these suckers tonight down at the milkbar and they're shitful! Not nearly as sour or cokey as they used to be. There's no fizz! It sucks!
WHY?????
If I may....I'd guess that they're just not using the chemicals to make kiddies sweets that they used to..
I only know if you're a girl you are supposed to wipe from front to back for health and hygiene reasons. I'm not sure if the same thing applies to fellas.
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So you'd always have your own guardian angel.
ur one sick puppy!!!
because they are the greatest musicians to ever walk the earth. need i say more?
thanks i like that answer when will you be back to answer more ..we have so many ? and to think the jews did say you would show up soon or the christians said you would be back ...
I know this one. I slept with Colonel Sanders daughter and she said the secret spices are cumin, chili powder, oregano, boiled rabbit turds, and the ground up pubic hairs of a virgin, mentally deficient orangutan. Try it out, you'll see I'm right.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I could answer it but it would result in my permanent banning. As such I will remain quiet.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
because you might have low white blood cells.
seek medical assistance IMMEDIATELY!
(woah. that wasn't dirty in the slightest!)
What, did you get a special be on your bestest behavior pm as well, or something?!?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
no, I just don't know enough about Genie to suggest that she stop blowing truckers all night and try to get a little rest between the 30+ handjobs she does before most of us get up for breakfast...
but I think bestest behavior sounds swell!
Gotcha! Oh and Genie, if this is your affliction, do what I do. In between truckers, take a swig out of whatever beverage they have (there is a 92% chance that some sort of liquid crack will be in there). Then, by the time you get around to the hj's make sure you have a sandwich positioned in your "unused" hand so that you can get the necessary energy to make it through the rest of the night (I recommend either roast beef or hummus). Finally, and this is the most important, when you get a really obese trucker there is a 84% chance that he will fall asleep during the "loving". If this happens, take a quick crotchnap, and you will feel rejuvenated. If this isn't your issue then you probably should just stop the caffeine consumption by 3p.m.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
hell yea. I just finished my second beer but I am feling like wine right about now.
i got some Shiraz ready to go.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Are we in the wrong thread?
aaaaaaaaah so what. Sometimes Joel, you just have say What The Fuck.
Risky Business
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
but guys, if you like having smelly balls, then it doesn't matter.
I'm hungry what should I eat?
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
How could you eat after that response? LOL
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
No, next question....
That's awful.....some things are better left untouched, even on this pit.....
How is Jamie's foot? ...now?
WHY do they mess with the flavor of things?
Take for instance sour coke bottle lollies, MY FAVORITE! And I paid 10c EACH for these suckers tonight down at the milkbar and they're shitful! Not nearly as sour or cokey as they used to be. There's no fizz! It sucks!
WHY?????
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
If I may....I'd guess that they're just not using the chemicals to make kiddies sweets that they used to..
But WHY???? I mean stuff the kiddies! Coke bottles were for grown ups anyway!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
I only know if you're a girl you are supposed to wipe from front to back for health and hygiene reasons. I'm not sure if the same thing applies to fellas.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift