What Made Your Day? No Chatting Please

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

Me? No... I'll be a virgin til the day I die Helen, you know that.

*halo shines*

Hmm... well I was waiting for my wedding night... you always have to go that one step further,don't ya :mad: It's just one big competition with you eh?

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

Hmm... well I was waiting for my wedding night... you always have to go that one step further,don't ya :mad: It's just one big competition with you eh?

wait... you're gonna drug someone into marrying you?! :eek:

Never competition darling, just an overwhelming sense of righteousness

hehe! You know me too well for this to be anything other than a joke

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

wait... you're gonna drug someone into marrying you?! :eek:

Never competition darling, just an overwhelming sense of righteousness

hehe! You know me too well for this to be anything other than a joke

hahahaha... the poor fucker's been fooled into thinking it's a good idea long ago

now I just have to make sure I get down the aisle before you do

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

hahahaha... the poor fucker's been fooled into thinking it's a good idea long ago

now I just have to make sure I get down the aisle before you do

ah go for it hunny, you've got a few years on me anyways. You need to get onto that making babies lark at your age... can't have them born out of wedlock now can we?

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

ah go for it hunny, you've got a few years on me anyways. You need to get onto that making babies lark at your age... can't have them born out of wedlock now can we?

:mad: how would they be born out of wedlock if I'm waiting til I get married? Eh? :cool:

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

ah go for it hunny, you've got a few years on me anyways. You need to get onto that making babies lark at your age... can't have them born out of wedlock now can we?

Oh... and... THEM???? :eek:

You hit 3000!

you are

getting free Starbucks 2 days in a row!! this office knows how to treat its admin!

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

Oh... and... THEM???? :eek:

You hit 3000!

Yeah, I told you... you're having 3... it's in the tea leaves

3,001... shit...

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

Yeah, I told you... you're having 3... it's in the tea leaves

3,001... shit...

every fucking psychic I've been to has told me 3 I think they just tell that to everyone. Unless I'm having triplets... and don't find out til it's too late for an abortion I wouldn't hold your breath... cos no WAY I'm going through that crap three times!

audiodave

Heineken Helen wrote:

every fucking psychic I've been to has told me 3 I think they just tell that to everyone. Unless I'm having triplets... and don't find out til it's too late for an abortion I wouldn't hold your breath... cos no WAY I'm going through that crap three times!

You're a tough one Helen, you can handle it!

Wait wait wait...how many psychics have you been to? :eek:

Heineken Helen

audiodave wrote:

You're a tough one Helen, you can handle it!

YOU fucking handle it :mad:

Hahaha... probably 4 or 5... mainly crap ones you find at the circus but 2 'good' ones.

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

every fucking psychic I've been to has told me 3 I think they just tell that to everyone. Unless I'm having triplets... and don't find out til it's too late for an abortion I wouldn't hold your breath... cos no WAY I'm going through that crap three times!

How do you know it's crap unless you've done it?

c'mon slugger... pump those babies out!

Heineken Helen

Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

How do you know it's crap unless you've done it?

c'mon slugger... pump those babies out!

and on that note, fuck the lot of ya, I'm going home

we'll see when it's YOUR turn Sianny!

SweetAndLow

after months of pixilation and freezing screens and many frustrating calls to Comcast to no avail, someone competent finally fixed the On Demand signal today, and it was as simple as changing out a years-old splitter with a new one. My daughter can now watch Thomas the Train to her heart's content, and we can rent movies again. FINALLY! What a fabulous day!

But Comcast can still lick my balls.

lol

Sian-of-the-dead

Heineken Helen wrote:

and on that note, fuck the lot of ya, I'm going home

we'll see when it's YOUR turn Sianny!

ah it'll be a breeze... you're just a wuss

I'm sure the 'fuck the lot of ya' was meant with love...

Bye hunny!

comebackwoman

My mom went to my house to feed my cats while we were in DC and she said one of my cats wouldn't let her up the stairs...apparently she laid in the middle of the steps and growled and hissed and threw a fit. It sounds silly...but if you knew my cat you'd be scared too Who needs a guard dog when you can have a guard cat?

Chatting while at work...just like old times

eyedclaar

comebackgirl wrote:

My mom went to my house to feed my cats while we were in DC and she said one of my cats wouldn't let her up the stairs...apparently she laid in the middle of the steps and growled and hissed and threw a fit. It sounds silly...but if you knew my cat you'd be scared too Who needs a guard dog when you can have a guard cat?

Chatting while at work...just like old times

I used to have a flame point Siamese and he was the most badass cat that ever lived. He wasn't afraid of anything. One time, I was working in my side yard and I heard a noise behind me. I turned around to see a neighbor's pit bull with unclear intentions advancing on me. He didn't look pissed per se, but he didn't look friendly either. Anyhoo, from out of nowhere a white and orange blur of claws and fangs and spitting fury appeared and lit into the pitbull. The dog bolted with my cat hot on his heels smacking the pitbulls ass while the dog stumbled over itself in its hurry to get away.

I was thinking that any second the pitbull would remember what it was and turn around and eat my cat but instead it jumped the fence (not gracefully) to get back in its own yard and cowered on the porch. High-larious!

Cats rule!

comebackwoman

eyedclaar wrote:

I used to have a flame point Siamese and he was the most badass cat that ever lived. He wasn't afraid of anything. One time, I was working in my side yard and I heard a noise behind me. I turned around to see a neighbor's pit bull with unclear intentions advancing on me. He didn't look pissed per se, but he didn't look friendly either. Anyhoo, from out of nowhere a white and orange blur of claws and fangs and spitting fury appeared and lit into the pitbull. The dog bolted with my cat hot on his heels smacking the pitbulls ass while the dog stumbled over itself in its hurry to get away.

I was thinking that any second the pitbull would remember what it was and turn around and eat my cat but instead it jumped the fence (not gracefully) to get back in its own yard and cowered on the porch. High-larious!

Cats rule!

I love that! Too bad you didn't catch it on video. She's so sweet and affectionate with me...but for some reason she does not like other people or other animals. If there's another cat even on the other side of the street she will hurl herself against the door and make these crazy growling sounds. Every time she goes to the vet they ask if there's a mountain lion in the cat carrier. It's so strange cause my other cat loves everyone and every other animal she comes into contact with

AmentsChick

comebackgirl wrote:

My mom went to my house to feed my cats while we were in DC and she said one of my cats wouldn't let her up the stairs...apparently she laid in the middle of the steps and growled and hissed and threw a fit. It sounds silly...but if you knew my cat you'd be scared too Who needs a guard dog when you can have a guard cat?

Chatting while at work...just like old times

Um, your cat scares me...and I've never even met her. :eek:

comebackwoman

AmentsChick wrote:

Um, your cat scares me...and I've never even met her. :eek:

she scares everyone! Tim won her over in 3 short days though...must be the accent