Great Movie Speeches/Rants...

THC
THC Posts: 525
edited April 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Ladies and Gentlemen...I'll be brief....The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
[winks at Dean Wormer]
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg -isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]


:)

(everytime i speak in front of a group...I feel like busting this out for some reason....lol)

Animal House
“Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
-Big Fish
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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    "You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if the room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place. "

    -jefferson smith, "mr. smith goes to washington"

    the end of his speech on the floor always gives me chills
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=07SlmpuG4nc




    Classic :D
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKjJKbgqf2A
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  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    Best movie rant ever is Alec Baldwin in Glengary Glen Ross

    "Coffee is for closers."
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    boxwine_in_hell wrote:
    Best movie rant ever is Alec Baldwin in Glengary Glen Ross

    "Coffee is for closers."

    naw...

    BEST rant is Alex Baldwin talking to his own daughter's answering machine a month ago.
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  • mdigenakis
    mdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    "I killed Paul Allen with an AXE to the FACE!"

    "I just had to kill alot of people!!!"
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=2GQSwMCHJNU
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=fleK0LBZSfE

    My favorite!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    and on the serious front:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=dib2-HBsF08
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    cutback wrote:
    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=2GQSwMCHJNU

    Along the same lines, but different movie.



    "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    cutback wrote:
    "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=2GQSwMCHJNU

    That is a great rant, I forgot about that one.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    CJMST3K wrote:
    naw...

    BEST rant is Alex Baldwin talking to his own daughter's answering machine a month ago.

    Yeah, I was waiting for him to tell her "A,B,C.....Always Be Closing."
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    Will Hunting on reasons not to work for the NSA.
    Great.
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    i also gotta go with pretty much Michael Douglas' entire script from the movie "Falling Down".
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • mookie blaylock 10
    mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    not a rant, but kind of two speeches...

    dennis hopper and cristopher walkin in true romance. hopper realizes walkin is going to kill him after walkin talks to him for a bit, so he asks for a smoke and tells an insulting story about sicilians just to get in a last "f you" to walkin...i don't know if this qualifies...? great scene, nonetheless.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,335
    Not really a rant or a speech, but a great part in a great movie!!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=PE9Qm8mShik
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    mookie blaylock 10 wrote:
    not a rant, but kind of two speeches...

    dennis hopper and cristopher walkin in true romance. hopper realizes walkin is going to kill him after walkin talks to him for a bit, so he asks for a smoke and tells an insulting story about sicilians just to get in a last "f you" to walkin...i don't know if this qualifies...? great scene, nonetheless.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkgQ8bmJvoE
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,335
    cutback wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkgQ8bmJvoE


    Yeah, that's classic!!!
  • brhf9
    brhf9 Posts: 1,475
    I like this one:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=9rFx6OFooCs
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    cutback wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkgQ8bmJvoE
    "hey boss, get ready to be happy"
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