Things you MUST do before getting married....

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:

    send me pics of how it goes ;)


    i cant!!! read MCKB's new sig ;)





    night singletons :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    i cant!!! read MCKB's new sig ;)





    night singletons :)
    but, I am not deaf...dumb...or blind.

    (but I am a pinball wizard.)

    gooooood night Master Dunkie...beware the knitting needles ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Make sure to find out who the person at the other end of the CB is!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • phillyfan
    phillyfan Posts: 831
    break it off
    If you hate something dont you do it too
    world fucking champs!!!
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Develop a relationship with God, and then yourself first.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Songburst
    Songburst Posts: 1,195
    jamie uk wrote:
    Before marrying...
    You should shake yourself, get over it, and walk away, unless you are over 35.

    Then when you are 40 and chasing around toddlers, you will wonder, why the fuck didn't I do this when I was young? I need beer.

    Then when you are 50 and have fucking 10 years old kids running you ragged, you will either: a) kill yourself quickly with a shotgun or b) kill yourself slowly with booze.

    Assuming that you somehow made it through your 50s and you turn 60, your 20 year old will want to go to University, and you will think: "fuck I have to work another 10 years to pay for this garbage".

    I wish I had kids at 18 like my parents did. They are both under 50 with a couple of successful kids and they can go fuck about all they want to now.
    1/12/1879, 4/8/1156, 2/6/1977, who gives a shit, ...

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