Things you MUST do before getting married....

sennin
sennin Posts: 2,146
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
...besides a threesome....that's a given.

:p

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  • jamainiac
    jamainiac Posts: 429
    Get engaged?

    ;)
    Exercising her will to lose control...
    she lets go
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    who says you can't have a threesome while you are married????
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    vacation at a nude beach. best if with your future partner. if you can last a week there, then your married life will be absolute bliss.
    I love to turn you on
  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    sennin wrote:
    ...besides a threesome....that's a given.

    :p

    ?

    a foursome.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    jamainiac wrote:
    Get engaged?

    ;)

    Good answer.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    a foursome
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Buy lots of cute shoes so you don't have to explain yourself later.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Come to a mutual decision about if/when to have children...and how to raise them.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    pre-nup
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    clean your willy
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stake your claim in the closet so you don't have to explain yourself later. :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stake your claim in the closet so you don't have to explain yourself later. :)

    ...need another walk-in for the summer season items, eh??? :D

    view pics of future in-laws and their parents to see how good looking future mate will be in later years, or if they'll look like a soiled wallet.
    I love to turn you on
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    my friend said that if you want to take a trip to china, you have to do it before you're married. I have no idea why.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    ...need another walk-in for the summer season items, eh??? :D

    view pics of future in-laws and their parents to see how good looking future mate will be in later years, or if they'll look like a soiled wallet.
    Summer season clothes are much smaller and easier to put in the closet...it's those damn jeans and sweaters that kill me!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Flannel Shirt
    Flannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    Fivesome?
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    Fivesome?
    ew...now you are just getting gross.

    :cool: what would be the ratio? :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    sennin wrote:
    ...besides a threesome....that's a given.

    :p

    ?

    I don't think it works that way. It should be "things you must do before you fall in love."

    Sadly, some of us spend that time looking for love so the only alternative really is marrying someone with whom you can do pretty much anything (as someone said, threesome may be included :D) and won't make you regret the single days.

    I don't think you have to worry ;)
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    my friend said that if you want to take a trip to china, you have to do it before you're married. I have no idea why.


    its because a golden ring on your finger signifies allegiance to an organised crime fraternity... also the word Mrs in chinese is not known so they dont know what to call you.. so to save the hassle they just dont let married people in.

    Ho Chi Minh told me this... but he was vietnamese.. so what does he know? Chairman Mao thats who I meant.

    whats this thread about again?.. oh aye... ehhhhh watch strippers... you have to watch strippers!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Flannel Shirt
    Flannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    TrixieCat wrote:
    ew...now you are just getting gross.

    :cool: what would be the ratio? :o
    4 chicks one dude.....whats wrong with that?

    I guess fivesome could also mean "shoot a porno?" I dont know. Whats one more _____ ?
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    4 chicks one dude.....whats wrong with that?

    I guess fivesome could also mean "shoot a porno?" I dont know. Whats one more _____ ?
    Well, a girl might like 2 guys and 2 more girls.
    That is all I am saying. :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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