Things you MUST do before getting married....

senninsennin Posts: 2,146
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
...besides a threesome....that's a given.

:p

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  • Get engaged?

    ;)
    Exercising her will to lose control...
    she lets go
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    who says you can't have a threesome while you are married????
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    vacation at a nude beach. best if with your future partner. if you can last a week there, then your married life will be absolute bliss.
    I love to turn you on
  • sennin wrote:
    ...besides a threesome....that's a given.

    :p

    ?

    a foursome.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    jamainiac wrote:
    Get engaged?

    ;)

    Good answer.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    a foursome
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Buy lots of cute shoes so you don't have to explain yourself later.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Come to a mutual decision about if/when to have children...and how to raise them.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • pre-nup
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    clean your willy
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stake your claim in the closet so you don't have to explain yourself later. :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stake your claim in the closet so you don't have to explain yourself later. :)

    ...need another walk-in for the summer season items, eh??? :D

    view pics of future in-laws and their parents to see how good looking future mate will be in later years, or if they'll look like a soiled wallet.
    I love to turn you on
  • my friend said that if you want to take a trip to china, you have to do it before you're married. I have no idea why.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    ...need another walk-in for the summer season items, eh??? :D

    view pics of future in-laws and their parents to see how good looking future mate will be in later years, or if they'll look like a soiled wallet.
    Summer season clothes are much smaller and easier to put in the closet...it's those damn jeans and sweaters that kill me!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Fivesome?
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Fivesome?
    ew...now you are just getting gross.

    :cool: what would be the ratio? :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    sennin wrote:
    ...besides a threesome....that's a given.

    :p

    ?

    I don't think it works that way. It should be "things you must do before you fall in love."

    Sadly, some of us spend that time looking for love so the only alternative really is marrying someone with whom you can do pretty much anything (as someone said, threesome may be included :D) and won't make you regret the single days.

    I don't think you have to worry ;)
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    my friend said that if you want to take a trip to china, you have to do it before you're married. I have no idea why.


    its because a golden ring on your finger signifies allegiance to an organised crime fraternity... also the word Mrs in chinese is not known so they dont know what to call you.. so to save the hassle they just dont let married people in.

    Ho Chi Minh told me this... but he was vietnamese.. so what does he know? Chairman Mao thats who I meant.

    whats this thread about again?.. oh aye... ehhhhh watch strippers... you have to watch strippers!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat wrote:
    ew...now you are just getting gross.

    :cool: what would be the ratio? :o
    4 chicks one dude.....whats wrong with that?

    I guess fivesome could also mean "shoot a porno?" I dont know. Whats one more _____ ?
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    4 chicks one dude.....whats wrong with that?

    I guess fivesome could also mean "shoot a porno?" I dont know. Whats one more _____ ?
    Well, a girl might like 2 guys and 2 more girls.
    That is all I am saying. :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat wrote:
    Well, a girl might like 2 guys and 2 more girls.
    That is all I am saying. :o
    Im a guy.....I dont care what you think.. its all about me. :)
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,567
    rethink it ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Im a guy.....I dont care what you think.. its all about me. :)
    :eek:

    Oh I forgot, I am just a dumb girl that doesn't listen and doesn't know nothing about nothing.
    :p

    My fivesome would be different. No need to consult me. :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :eek:

    Oh I forgot, I am just a dumb girl that doesn't listen and doesn't know nothing about nothing.
    :p


    shut up and do some ironing.. :)

    right, before getting married you must be fluent in ordering gold shiny things.. its useful training.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    slit your wrists
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    slit your wrists


    Marriage is obviously not for you right now!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • who says you can't have a threesome while you are married????




    :D:D:D



    hmmmmmmm...i really can't think of anything one *must* do before marriage really. so individual. me, i cannot imagine marrying my 'one and only'...so i definitely recommend exploration...and self-exploration ;)....and TRAVEL! know who you are, feel good about *you*....love yourself, and then i think that's it. :)


    this is right on too:
    meme wrote:
    I don't think it works that way. It should be "things you must do before you fall in love."

    Sadly, some of us spend that time looking for love so the only alternative really is marrying someone with whom you can do pretty much anything (as someone said, threesome may be included ) and won't make you regret the single days.



    absolutely!
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • Marriage is obviously not for you right now!!
    why not?
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    As many chicks as possible!


    Oh, and get all of your dude-gadgets (HDTV, videogames, beer fridge, etc.) now because you won't get that stuff later.
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,140
    LISTEN to all your married friends
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