it's cute how some of you limited the clusterfuck to 5.
by the way, a good woman, if she is ambidextrous should be able to handle 5 men, provided she doesn't have carpal tunnel and she also doesn't suffer from lock jaw. :eek:
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
who says you can't have a threesome while you are married????
My thoughts exactly. And who ever said go see strippers, I'm sorry your wife won't go see the strippers with you. I go with my husband every now and then.
The reason the main stream is thought of as a stream is because it's so shallow. -George Carlin-
My thoughts exactly. And who ever said go see strippers, I'm sorry your wife won't go see the strippers with you. I go with my husband every now and then.
i said the strippers.. but its ok that i dont take my wife.. as my lover likes to come with me.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
and when we bite, it doesn't hurt as much, since our teefs are in the jar on the bathroom counter.
and old women have knitting needles... they can be used by mental people for sexual pleasure you know.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
and old women have knitting needles... they can be used by mental people for sexual pleasure you know.
Mental??
oh, dunkie...dunkie dinkie dunkie...
*whispers* you know you wanted to try it...make sure you have a bit of the "cap" to prevent the most alarming suctioning in of an implement in your life.
send me pics of how it goes
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Before marrying...
You should shake yourself, get over it, and walk away, unless you are over 35.
Then when you are 40 and chasing around toddlers, you will wonder, why the fuck didn't I do this when I was young? I need beer.
Then when you are 50 and have fucking 10 years old kids running you ragged, you will either: a) kill yourself quickly with a shotgun or b) kill yourself slowly with booze.
Assuming that you somehow made it through your 50s and you turn 60, your 20 year old will want to go to University, and you will think: "fuck I have to work another 10 years to pay for this garbage".
I wish I had kids at 18 like my parents did. They are both under 50 with a couple of successful kids and they can go fuck about all they want to now.
1/12/1879, 4/8/1156, 2/6/1977, who gives a shit, ...
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by the way, a good woman, if she is ambidextrous should be able to handle 5 men, provided she doesn't have carpal tunnel and she also doesn't suffer from lock jaw.
My thoughts exactly. And who ever said go see strippers, I'm sorry your wife won't go see the strippers with you. I go with my husband every now and then.
i said the strippers.. but its ok that i dont take my wife.. as my lover likes to come with me.
ahhh the old ones are the best
women i mean.. they try harder.
You should shake yourself, get over it, and walk away, unless you are over 35.
AMEN TO THAT!
Discuss all money issues, joint accounts, not joint, debt, big ticket items.. etc..
Exactly!
and old women have knitting needles... they can be used by mental people for sexual pleasure you know.
oh, dunkie...dunkie dinkie dunkie...
*whispers* you know you wanted to try it...make sure you have a bit of the "cap" to prevent the most alarming suctioning in of an implement in your life.
send me pics of how it goes
i cant!!! read MCKB's new sig
night singletons
(but I am a pinball wizard.)
gooooood night Master Dunkie...beware the knitting needles
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Then when you are 40 and chasing around toddlers, you will wonder, why the fuck didn't I do this when I was young? I need beer.
Then when you are 50 and have fucking 10 years old kids running you ragged, you will either: a) kill yourself quickly with a shotgun or b) kill yourself slowly with booze.
Assuming that you somehow made it through your 50s and you turn 60, your 20 year old will want to go to University, and you will think: "fuck I have to work another 10 years to pay for this garbage".
I wish I had kids at 18 like my parents did. They are both under 50 with a couple of successful kids and they can go fuck about all they want to now.