Things you MUST do before getting married....

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  • Flannel Shirt
    Flannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Well, a girl might like 2 guys and 2 more girls.
    That is all I am saying. :o
    Im a guy.....I dont care what you think.. its all about me. :)
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,826
    rethink it ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    Im a guy.....I dont care what you think.. its all about me. :)
    :eek:

    Oh I forgot, I am just a dumb girl that doesn't listen and doesn't know nothing about nothing.
    :p

    My fivesome would be different. No need to consult me. :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :eek:

    Oh I forgot, I am just a dumb girl that doesn't listen and doesn't know nothing about nothing.
    :p


    shut up and do some ironing.. :)

    right, before getting married you must be fluent in ordering gold shiny things.. its useful training.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    slit your wrists
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    slit your wrists


    Marriage is obviously not for you right now!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    singularity wrote:
    who says you can't have a threesome while you are married????




    :D:D:D



    hmmmmmmm...i really can't think of anything one *must* do before marriage really. so individual. me, i cannot imagine marrying my 'one and only'...so i definitely recommend exploration...and self-exploration ;)....and TRAVEL! know who you are, feel good about *you*....love yourself, and then i think that's it. :)


    this is right on too:
    meme wrote:
    I don't think it works that way. It should be "things you must do before you fall in love."

    Sadly, some of us spend that time looking for love so the only alternative really is marrying someone with whom you can do pretty much anything (as someone said, threesome may be included ) and won't make you regret the single days.



    absolutely!
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • Blackeyedangel
    Blackeyedangel Posts: 262
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Marriage is obviously not for you right now!!
    why not?
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    As many chicks as possible!


    Oh, and get all of your dude-gadgets (HDTV, videogames, beer fridge, etc.) now because you won't get that stuff later.
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    LISTEN to all your married friends
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    it's cute how some of you limited the clusterfuck to 5.

    :D

    by the way, a good woman, if she is ambidextrous should be able to handle 5 men, provided she doesn't have carpal tunnel and she also doesn't suffer from lock jaw. ;) :eek:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Uninvited Guest
    Uninvited Guest Posts: 61
    singularity wrote:
    who says you can't have a threesome while you are married????


    My thoughts exactly. And who ever said go see strippers, I'm sorry your wife won't go see the strippers with you. I go with my husband every now and then.
    The reason the main stream is thought of as a stream is because it's so shallow. -George Carlin-
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Uninvited Guest wrote:
    My thoughts exactly. And who ever said go see strippers, I'm sorry your wife won't go see the strippers with you. I go with my husband every now and then.

    i said the strippers.. but its ok that i dont take my wife.. as my lover likes to come with me.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:

    by the way, a good woman,


    :D:D

    ahhh the old ones are the best :D


    women i mean.. they try harder.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Before marrying...
    You should shake yourself, get over it, and walk away, unless you are over 35.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Come to a mutual decision about if/when to have children...and how to raise them.

    AMEN TO THAT!


    Discuss all money issues, joint accounts, not joint, debt, big ticket items.. etc..
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    :D:D

    ahhh the old ones are the best :D


    women i mean.. they try harder.
    and when we bite, it doesn't hurt as much, since our teefs are in the jar on the bathroom counter. :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    GraySaturday wrote:
    AMEN TO THAT!


    Discuss all money issues, joint accounts, not joint, debt, big ticket items.. etc..

    Exactly!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    and when we bite, it doesn't hurt as much, since our teefs are in the jar on the bathroom counter. :D


    and old women have knitting needles... they can be used by mental people for sexual pleasure you know.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    and old women have knitting needles... they can be used by mental people for sexual pleasure you know.
    Mental??

    oh, dunkie...dunkie dinkie dunkie...


    *whispers* you know you wanted to try it...make sure you have a bit of the "cap" to prevent the most alarming suctioning in of an implement in your life. ;)

    send me pics of how it goes ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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