stepping in dog crap....

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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    angie76 wrote:
    How about doing it while barefoot? That's gross.

    Eeeewwwwwwwwww between your toes
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  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Dog vomit, chad.

    I'm eating by the way... hehe...
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  • WildChildRose
    WildChildRose Posts: 568
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I heard its good luck

    I heard that too.. that you will come into money.
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    chadwick wrote:
    would you rather step barefoot into fresh dog shit on your carpet
    or fresh dog vomit on your carpet?

    both samples came from a 120 lbs Newfoundland.

    you have 3 seconds to decide.

    or you get to step into both piles barefoot

    :eek:

    Neither!
    Dig a ditch deep enough
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  • stickboy
    stickboy Posts: 2,981
    WildChildRose wrote:
    I heard that too.. that you will come into money.
    yep my mom always says that, step in dog shit and you should be getting paid pretty soon ;)
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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  • stickboy
    stickboy Posts: 2,981
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Driving behind a garbage truck is pretty crappy too.
    Or riding your bike.
    Ick...
    ever try riding your bike up 5th avenue along Central Park behind the Horse Carriages and inhaling an avenue full of horse shit? All the way inside the park on the side road..horseshit smell the whole way :mad:
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    stickboy wrote:
    ever try riding your bike up 5th avenue along Central Park behind the Horse Carriages and inhaling an avenue full of horse shit? All the way inside the park on the side road..horseshit smell the whole way :mad:

    that reminds me of that one seinfeld when kramer fed his horse beans. :D
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
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  • stickboy
    stickboy Posts: 2,981
    angie76 wrote:
    that reminds me of that one seinfeld when kramer fed his horse beans. :D
    oh damn, i never got into seinfeld but I can only imagine!

    GROSS!!!
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    stickboy wrote:
    oh damn, i never got into seinfeld but I can only imagine!

    GROSS!!!

    ah, well it's hiliarious. :D
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    What's worse than ruining a pair of shoes by stepping in it are the assholes who don't pick it up after Fido takes a dump.

    Those people should get fined everytime!
  • stickboy
    stickboy Posts: 2,981
    mca47 wrote:
    What's worse than ruining a pair of shoes by stepping in it are the assholes who don't pick it up after Fido takes a dump.

    Those people should get fined everytime!
    yea seriously
    it's not like they don't post signs everywhere at parks and yet I go to some and walk thru like its a minefield, esp here in NY. Even on the sidewalks. It's annoying
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jasonw wrote:
    .......is the worst

    hmm... what would be worse would be if you were carrying two large bags of shopping.. one in each hand.. and you tripped over because your pants fell down exposing your fetish for wearing womens g-strings... and once you finally fell over your eyeball landed right onto a pointy dog shit... and then a bird shits on your exposed buttocks... and a tramp then spends ages licking your aforementioned exposed buttocks to get some bird-poo fibre.


    that would be worse.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mca47 wrote:
    What's worse than ruining a pair of shoes by stepping in it are the assholes who don't pick it up after Fido takes a dump.

    Those people should get fined everytime!

    i would go further and say their limbs should be removed.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    dunkman wrote:
    hmm... what would be worse would be if you were carrying two large bags of shopping.. one in each hand.. and you tripped over because your pants fell down exposing your fetish for wearing womens g-strings... and once you finally fell over your eyeball landed right onto a pointy dog shit... and then a bird shits on your exposed buttocks... and a tramp then spends ages licking your aforementioned exposed buttocks to get some bird-poo fibre.


    that would be worse.

    Sounds like you have had first hand experience. Got any photos?
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Sounds like you have had first hand experience. Got any photos?

    my camera was stolen by a turtle!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    dunkman wrote:
    my camera was stolen by a turtle!

    Which one?
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mca47 wrote:
    What's worse than ruining a pair of shoes by stepping in it are the assholes who don't pick it up after Fido takes a dump.

    Those people should get fined everytime!

    how are shoes ruined by stepping in dog shit?
    a garden hose sprays the fuckin things clean.
    if ya need to get a brush and scrub the fuckers too.

    how is that ruined?
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    angie76 wrote:
    :eek:

    Neither!

    you loose.
    you were to choose just one.
    now you get to step in both fresh piles.
    remove shoes/socks please.
    let the dancing begin.
    it's a cruel world filled with dog shit & dog sickness vomitted up.
    and now it's a cruel world with some foulness between your toes.
    fun times in the land of plenty ;)

    enjoy....(i think i just got a lil sick in my mouth)
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    I am tired; my heart is
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    no more forever."
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  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    while stepping in dog shit is bad, have you ever seen the piles of shit that come out of a horses ass !!!!!!!!!! try FALLING in one of these lovely piles of steaming nastiness !!!!

    i was drunk, it was dark. end of story.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    the wolf wrote:
    while stepping in dog shit is bad, have you ever seen the piles of shit that come out of a horses ass !!!!!!!!!! try FALLING in one of these lovely piles of steaming nastiness !!!!

    i was drunk, it was dark. end of story.

    outstanding my work my friend

    good times
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce

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