stepping in dog crap....

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  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    mca47 wrote:
    What's worse than ruining a pair of shoes by stepping in it are the assholes who don't pick it up after Fido takes a dump.

    Those people should get fined everytime!
    yea seriously
    it's not like they don't post signs everywhere at parks and yet I go to some and walk thru like its a minefield, esp here in NY. Even on the sidewalks. It's annoying
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jasonw wrote:
    .......is the worst

    hmm... what would be worse would be if you were carrying two large bags of shopping.. one in each hand.. and you tripped over because your pants fell down exposing your fetish for wearing womens g-strings... and once you finally fell over your eyeball landed right onto a pointy dog shit... and then a bird shits on your exposed buttocks... and a tramp then spends ages licking your aforementioned exposed buttocks to get some bird-poo fibre.


    that would be worse.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mca47 wrote:
    What's worse than ruining a pair of shoes by stepping in it are the assholes who don't pick it up after Fido takes a dump.

    Those people should get fined everytime!

    i would go further and say their limbs should be removed.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    hmm... what would be worse would be if you were carrying two large bags of shopping.. one in each hand.. and you tripped over because your pants fell down exposing your fetish for wearing womens g-strings... and once you finally fell over your eyeball landed right onto a pointy dog shit... and then a bird shits on your exposed buttocks... and a tramp then spends ages licking your aforementioned exposed buttocks to get some bird-poo fibre.


    that would be worse.

    Sounds like you have had first hand experience. Got any photos?
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Sounds like you have had first hand experience. Got any photos?

    my camera was stolen by a turtle!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    dunkman wrote:
    my camera was stolen by a turtle!

    Which one?
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mca47 wrote:
    What's worse than ruining a pair of shoes by stepping in it are the assholes who don't pick it up after Fido takes a dump.

    Those people should get fined everytime!

    how are shoes ruined by stepping in dog shit?
    a garden hose sprays the fuckin things clean.
    if ya need to get a brush and scrub the fuckers too.

    how is that ruined?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    angie76 wrote:
    :eek:

    Neither!

    you loose.
    you were to choose just one.
    now you get to step in both fresh piles.
    remove shoes/socks please.
    let the dancing begin.
    it's a cruel world filled with dog shit & dog sickness vomitted up.
    and now it's a cruel world with some foulness between your toes.
    fun times in the land of plenty ;)

    enjoy....(i think i just got a lil sick in my mouth)
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    while stepping in dog shit is bad, have you ever seen the piles of shit that come out of a horses ass !!!!!!!!!! try FALLING in one of these lovely piles of steaming nastiness !!!!

    i was drunk, it was dark. end of story.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    the wolf wrote:
    while stepping in dog shit is bad, have you ever seen the piles of shit that come out of a horses ass !!!!!!!!!! try FALLING in one of these lovely piles of steaming nastiness !!!!

    i was drunk, it was dark. end of story.

    outstanding my work my friend

    good times
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    chadwick wrote:
    outstanding my work my friend

    good times

    it was right after a outdoor gig my band did on this big ass farm !!

    somewhere there are pics floating around of me covered in horse dirt !!!
    Peace, Love.


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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    chadwick wrote:
    how are shoes ruined by stepping in dog shit?
    a garden hose sprays the fuckin things clean.
    if ya need to get a brush and scrub the fuckers too.

    how is that ruined?

    You can never get rid of that smell. If you step in it with nice shoes on, you can't exactly spray them down with a garden hose because that itself will ruin them.

    Either way, people who don't pick that up should be shot.
  • i loved the white dog shit thread
    wah
  • been fucking stepping in it all day
  • been fucking stepping in it all day

    i don't envy you
    wah
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mca47 wrote:
    You can never get rid of that smell. If you step in it with nice shoes on, you can't exactly spray them down with a garden hose because that itself will ruin them.

    Either way, people who don't pick that up should be shot.

    i guess that makes sense if you have an excellent set of shoe that get ruined by water from a hose.

    not the case in my experiences, but that's ok too.

    all i know is my leather work boots kick the snot out of water and scream
    bring it on fucker...dog shit never scared them fuckers nor water..

    me, i will gag when picking up dog shit..

    absolutely week stomach guy when it comes to cleaning up dog shit or dog vomit.

    wow, i will hurl most likely...

    the warmth emitted of the fresh pile,,,,oh my god
    you can feel it through the towels
    holy shit
    that is brutal
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • i don't envy you
    Right now... I dont want to me either
  • seanw1010seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    i think its more annoying when its gum
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • To what degree of annoying depends on what type of shoes you have on. If they have a slick sole then easy enough, but oh my gosh.... hiking boots or my "water" sport shoes have lots of treads. The other day I had to take a stick and dig dog shit out of the treads, then spray them with water then scrape them some more with a stick. I fill like some of it is still there and it drives me crazy.

    Oh yeah... funny dog vomit story. Several years ago we were at a 4th of July party. The host/hostess had a Mastiff. They were also grilling hot dogs. The Mastiff ate too many and threw up a big steaming pile of WHOLE HOT DOGS! He hadn't even chewed them. He just swallowed them and then threw them up, along with a big pile of liquid. It was super gross!
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    chadwick wrote:
    i guess that makes sense if you have an excellent set of shoe that get ruined by water from a hose.

    not the case in my experiences, but that's ok too.

    all i know is my leather work boots kick the snot out of water and scream
    bring it on fucker...dog shit never scared them fuckers nor water..

    me, i will gag when picking up dog shit..

    absolutely week stomach guy when it comes to cleaning up dog shit or dog vomit.

    wow, i will hurl most likely...

    the warmth emitted of the fresh pile,,,,oh my god
    you can feel it through the towels
    holy shit
    that is brutal


    Hahahaha!

    You need some sort of extender scoop thing.

    I've never had a dog, but I've dog sit before and yeah...bending down to pick up a giant pile of dog shit is a whole lot of not fun!
    Oh well...

    I love dogs, but cats are a whole hell of a lot easier.
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    i was walking my dog to a cafe the other day and she pooped... so i was cleaning it up... these people walked by me and this one girl was like, omg, i'd NEVER clean up after my dog.

    very responsible.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i was walking my dog to a cafe the other day and she pooped... so i was cleaning it up... these people walked by me and this one girl was like, omg, i'd NEVER clean up after my dog.

    very responsible.


    did you then tell her she's an asshole?
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    you fuckers wouldn't last 15 minutes on a farm
    go home fuckers, go home:D
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    you fuckers wouldn't last 15 minutes on a farm
    go home fuckers, go home:D

    yea but i'd expect to step in shit on a farm but not on my front lawn ;):D
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    chadwick wrote:
    you fuckers wouldn't last 15 minutes on a farm
    go home fuckers, go home:D

    Yeah, but on a farm we would be suitably booted up, and anyway farm animals poo is one thing....dog poo is something else :eek:

    Nothing like getting into the car and half a mile down the road....sniff, sniff....OMG! it's all over the pedals ! yuk :mad:
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    cutback wrote:
    yea but i'd expect to step in shit on a farm but not on my front lawn ;):D

    i have no idea about pristine front lawns ;)
    my front lawn when i lived around farms was a moto-cross track, a race track
    and a party zone..
    and lots of roses covered in cow shit :D
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    jamie uk wrote:
    Yeah, but on a farm we would be suitably booted up, and anyway farm animals poo is one thing....dog poo is something else :eek:

    Nothing like getting into the car and half a mile down the road....sniff, sniff....OMG! it's all over the pedals ! yuk :mad:


    this is true,
    dog shit is cleaned up with hands on equpiment..
    paper towels, rags, bucket of hot water, Resolve carpet cleaner, scrub brush, ect.
    not a mega ton power washer with enough pressure to blast
    the paint off your house..
    thats what you'd use to hose the hog barn down not your dinning room:)

    cleanin up dog shit is a bad time, i agree totally.

    for xmas i am sending Jamieuk a pair of 55 kilo wolf hounds
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    cutback wrote:
    did you then tell her she's an asshole?
    just ignored her, but thats what iw as thinking in my head!
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • MrBrianMrBrian Posts: 2,672
    just ignored her, but thats what iw as thinking in my head!

    The right thing wouldve been taking the dog shit and throwing it at her feet. Then ask her, "Now you see why people are told to clean up after their dogs?"
  • dunno if it's been mentioned or not, but stepping in dog crap BAREFOOT :eek: is THE worst! nasty, nasty, nasty....


    but sure, even with shoes...damn disgusting and such a pain! my husband managed to do so this weekend while trimming the shrubs, didn't even realize it...until he tracked it into the house. :o gross! thank bejeebus we have hardwood floors and he managed to clean it all up. his sneakers were fine with a good hosing off too.
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