stepping in dog crap....

jasonw
jasonw Posts: 435
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
.......is the worst
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    Unless you're an innocent observer. Then it is quite comical.
  • jasonw
    jasonw Posts: 435
    I decided I'd go home today for lunch.......big mistake
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    It's almost worth it to just throw your shoes away instead of attempting a cleaning, ugh
  • stevieraveon
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    jasonw wrote:
    .......is the worst

    Can't argue with that!!

    Gag.
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  • blackredyellow
    blackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Rygar wrote:
    Unless you're an innocent observer. Then it is quite comical.


    We were staying at my in-laws, and my mother-in-law is a bit of a miserable person... I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and noticed that one of the dogs shit on the floor by their bedroom door.

    Instead of cleaning it up, I let it go in the hopes that she would step in it in the morning... and I wasn't disappointied :) Just hearing her complain about it made the weekend there worth it :)
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    blackredyellow wrote:
    We were staying at my in-laws, and my mother-in-law is a bit of a miserable person... I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and noticed that one of the dogs shit on the floor by their bedroom door.

    Instead of cleaning it up, I let it go in the hopes that she would step in it in the morning... and I wasn't disappointied :) Just hearing her complain about it made the weekend there worth it :)
    hahahahaha, hilarious!
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,187
    stevieraveon wrote:
    http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/09/0919_diddy_inf.jpg


    Now thats funny! :p
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  • Phantom Pain
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    I heard its good luck
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I heard its good luck

    "yeah. in haiti." ;):D
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,050
    i rather step on it than having to pick it up when you walk the dog as i did this morning ughhhhhhhh ,i do use a plastic glove and bag but still nasty ....:(
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • CROJAM95
    CROJAM95 NEW YORK Posts: 11,162
    I think slugs might be worse. Especially barefoot

    Its nasty
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    I think slugs might be worse. Especially barefoot

    Its nasty
    Slugs can't stick a smell to your foot that'll have you throwing up in your throat ;)
  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    How about doing it while barefoot? That's gross.
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  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    I've stepped in a lot of things... and dog shit is indeed one of the worst... well that and cow dung.

    But I was exactly screaming of joy when I stepped into a dead bird. And I didn't like it when I stepped into a dead rat. They were both decomposing and filled with little worms and maggots and all kinds of weird bugs...
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    josevolution wrote:
    i rather step on it than having to pick it up when you walk the dog as i did this morning ughhhhhhhh ,i do use a plastic glove and bag but still nasty ....:(

    especially if it is still warm!! :eek:

    did i just say that??!!! :eek: again.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Driving behind a garbage truck is pretty crappy too.
    Or riding your bike.
    Ick...
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Lizard wrote:
    especially if it is still warm!! :eek:

    did i just say that??!!! :eek: again.

    and if it's cold, it steams :eek: :p:D
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    would you rather step barefoot into fresh dog shit on your carpet
    or fresh dog vomit on your carpet?

    both samples came from a 120 lbs Newfoundland.

    you have 3 seconds to decide.

    or you get to step into both piles barefoot
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Lizard wrote:
    especially if it is still warm!! :eek:

    did i just say that??!!! :eek: again.

    You believe they have a spray to freeze the poo before you pick it up

    I should buy some....Bailey craps like a human :eek:
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