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stepping in dog crap....

jasonwjasonw Posts: 424
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
.......is the worst
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    Unless you're an innocent observer. Then it is quite comical.
  • jasonwjasonw Posts: 424
    I decided I'd go home today for lunch.......big mistake
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    It's almost worth it to just throw your shoes away instead of attempting a cleaning, ugh
  • stevieraveonstevieraveon Posts: 413
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    jasonw wrote:
    .......is the worst

    Can't argue with that!!

    Gag.
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    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Rygar wrote:
    Unless you're an innocent observer. Then it is quite comical.


    We were staying at my in-laws, and my mother-in-law is a bit of a miserable person... I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and noticed that one of the dogs shit on the floor by their bedroom door.

    Instead of cleaning it up, I let it go in the hopes that she would step in it in the morning... and I wasn't disappointied :) Just hearing her complain about it made the weekend there worth it :)
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    blackredyellow wrote:
    We were staying at my in-laws, and my mother-in-law is a bit of a miserable person... I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and noticed that one of the dogs shit on the floor by their bedroom door.

    Instead of cleaning it up, I let it go in the hopes that she would step in it in the morning... and I wasn't disappointied :) Just hearing her complain about it made the weekend there worth it :)
    hahahahaha, hilarious!
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,160
    stevieraveon wrote:
    http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/09/0919_diddy_inf.jpg


    Now thats funny! :p
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I heard its good luck
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I heard its good luck

    "yeah. in haiti." ;):D
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,250
    i rather step on it than having to pick it up when you walk the dog as i did this morning ughhhhhhhh ,i do use a plastic glove and bag but still nasty ....:(
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,981
    I think slugs might be worse. Especially barefoot

    Its nasty
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    I think slugs might be worse. Especially barefoot

    Its nasty
    Slugs can't stick a smell to your foot that'll have you throwing up in your throat ;)
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    How about doing it while barefoot? That's gross.
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  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    I've stepped in a lot of things... and dog shit is indeed one of the worst... well that and cow dung.

    But I was exactly screaming of joy when I stepped into a dead bird. And I didn't like it when I stepped into a dead rat. They were both decomposing and filled with little worms and maggots and all kinds of weird bugs...
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    josevolution wrote:
    i rather step on it than having to pick it up when you walk the dog as i did this morning ughhhhhhhh ,i do use a plastic glove and bag but still nasty ....:(

    especially if it is still warm!! :eek:

    did i just say that??!!! :eek: again.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Driving behind a garbage truck is pretty crappy too.
    Or riding your bike.
    Ick...
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Lizard wrote:
    especially if it is still warm!! :eek:

    did i just say that??!!! :eek: again.

    and if it's cold, it steams :eek: :p:D
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    would you rather step barefoot into fresh dog shit on your carpet
    or fresh dog vomit on your carpet?

    both samples came from a 120 lbs Newfoundland.

    you have 3 seconds to decide.

    or you get to step into both piles barefoot
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Lizard wrote:
    especially if it is still warm!! :eek:

    did i just say that??!!! :eek: again.

    You believe they have a spray to freeze the poo before you pick it up

    I should buy some....Bailey craps like a human :eek:
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    angie76 wrote:
    How about doing it while barefoot? That's gross.

    Eeeewwwwwwwwww between your toes
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  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    Dog vomit, chad.

    I'm eating by the way... hehe...
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  • WildChildRoseWildChildRose Posts: 568
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I heard its good luck

    I heard that too.. that you will come into money.
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    chadwick wrote:
    would you rather step barefoot into fresh dog shit on your carpet
    or fresh dog vomit on your carpet?

    both samples came from a 120 lbs Newfoundland.

    you have 3 seconds to decide.

    or you get to step into both piles barefoot

    :eek:

    Neither!
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  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    WildChildRose wrote:
    I heard that too.. that you will come into money.
    yep my mom always says that, step in dog shit and you should be getting paid pretty soon ;)
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Driving behind a garbage truck is pretty crappy too.
    Or riding your bike.
    Ick...
    ever try riding your bike up 5th avenue along Central Park behind the Horse Carriages and inhaling an avenue full of horse shit? All the way inside the park on the side road..horseshit smell the whole way :mad:
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    stickboy wrote:
    ever try riding your bike up 5th avenue along Central Park behind the Horse Carriages and inhaling an avenue full of horse shit? All the way inside the park on the side road..horseshit smell the whole way :mad:

    that reminds me of that one seinfeld when kramer fed his horse beans. :D
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  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    angie76 wrote:
    that reminds me of that one seinfeld when kramer fed his horse beans. :D
    oh damn, i never got into seinfeld but I can only imagine!

    GROSS!!!
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    stickboy wrote:
    oh damn, i never got into seinfeld but I can only imagine!

    GROSS!!!

    ah, well it's hiliarious. :D
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    What's worse than ruining a pair of shoes by stepping in it are the assholes who don't pick it up after Fido takes a dump.

    Those people should get fined everytime!
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