Unless you're an innocent observer. Then it is quite comical.
We were staying at my in-laws, and my mother-in-law is a bit of a miserable person... I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and noticed that one of the dogs shit on the floor by their bedroom door.
Instead of cleaning it up, I let it go in the hopes that she would step in it in the morning... and I wasn't disappointied Just hearing her complain about it made the weekend there worth it
My whole life
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
We were staying at my in-laws, and my mother-in-law is a bit of a miserable person... I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and noticed that one of the dogs shit on the floor by their bedroom door.
Instead of cleaning it up, I let it go in the hopes that she would step in it in the morning... and I wasn't disappointied Just hearing her complain about it made the weekend there worth it
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i rather step on it than having to pick it up when you walk the dog as i did this morning ughhhhhhhh ,i do use a plastic glove and bag but still nasty ....:(
I've stepped in a lot of things... and dog shit is indeed one of the worst... well that and cow dung.
But I was exactly screaming of joy when I stepped into a dead bird. And I didn't like it when I stepped into a dead rat. They were both decomposing and filled with little worms and maggots and all kinds of weird bugs...
i rather step on it than having to pick it up when you walk the dog as i did this morning ughhhhhhhh ,i do use a plastic glove and bag but still nasty ....:(
especially if it is still warm!! :eek:
did i just say that??!!! :eek: again.
So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
yep my mom always says that, step in dog shit and you should be getting paid pretty soon
Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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Driving behind a garbage truck is pretty crappy too.
Or riding your bike.
Ick...
ever try riding your bike up 5th avenue along Central Park behind the Horse Carriages and inhaling an avenue full of horse shit? All the way inside the park on the side road..horseshit smell the whole way :mad:
Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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ever try riding your bike up 5th avenue along Central Park behind the Horse Carriages and inhaling an avenue full of horse shit? All the way inside the park on the side road..horseshit smell the whole way :mad:
that reminds me of that one seinfeld when kramer fed his horse beans.
Dig a ditch deep enough
To keep you clear of the sun
You've been burned more than once
You don't think much of trust
that reminds me of that one seinfeld when kramer fed his horse beans.
oh damn, i never got into seinfeld but I can only imagine!
GROSS!!!
Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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Can't argue with that!!
Gag.
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
We were staying at my in-laws, and my mother-in-law is a bit of a miserable person... I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and noticed that one of the dogs shit on the floor by their bedroom door.
Instead of cleaning it up, I let it go in the hopes that she would step in it in the morning... and I wasn't disappointied
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
Now thats funny!
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
"yeah. in haiti."
Its nasty
To keep you clear of the sun
You've been burned more than once
You don't think much of trust
But I was exactly screaming of joy when I stepped into a dead bird. And I didn't like it when I stepped into a dead rat. They were both decomposing and filled with little worms and maggots and all kinds of weird bugs...
naděje umírá poslední
especially if it is still warm!! :eek:
did i just say that??!!! :eek: again.
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Or riding your bike.
Ick...
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
and if it's cold, it steams :eek:
or fresh dog vomit on your carpet?
both samples came from a 120 lbs Newfoundland.
you have 3 seconds to decide.
or you get to step into both piles barefoot
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You believe they have a spray to freeze the poo before you pick it up
I should buy some....Bailey craps like a human :eek:
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Eeeewwwwwwwwww between your toes
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I'm eating by the way... hehe...
naděje umírá poslední
I heard that too.. that you will come into money.
:eek:
Neither!
To keep you clear of the sun
You've been burned more than once
You don't think much of trust
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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that reminds me of that one seinfeld when kramer fed his horse beans.
To keep you clear of the sun
You've been burned more than once
You don't think much of trust
GROSS!!!
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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ah, well it's hiliarious.
To keep you clear of the sun
You've been burned more than once
You don't think much of trust
Those people should get fined everytime!