Her father still tucks her in and says "night, night" and makes sure she tinkles after brushing her teeth for 2 minutes.
In the morning, their home smells of freshly cooked sausage links and maple syrup poured over homemade pancakes.
Uncharacteristically, dad bangs mom doggy style on the paisley covered sofa before going out to turn on the sprinklers on the way to his data processing job. He gets in his car and asks himself, "how does my daughter not fall into a manhole more often?"
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why??
she'll be their senator soon
she'd get my vote!
anyone want to bet her parents still use the word "colored"?
In the morning, their home smells of freshly cooked sausage links and maple syrup poured over homemade pancakes.
Uncharacteristically, dad bangs mom doggy style on the paisley covered sofa before going out to turn on the sprinklers on the way to his data processing job. He gets in his car and asks himself, "how does my daughter not fall into a manhole more often?"
Why would you start was has no end?
but nice people sw****w
She turned out to be the true winner here because no one knows who won Miss Teen USA 2007.
Miss S. Carolina is now modeling, making some mean cash.
oh yeah, she's extremely cute too.
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009