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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    it's called cleanliness and a little honey dust. (ladies - don't overuse it - it can throw your natural PH balance off a bit)

    also, drinking a lot of water is good for all concerned, if you get my drift... ;)

    Ahh, I should have known...I knew someone that used that daily.

    I drink water with every meal and any time I'm thirsty except for one meal a day I'll have something else to drink. :) I caught that drift a while back.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Ahh, I should have known...I knew someone that used that daily.

    I drink water with every meal and any time I'm thirsty except for one meal a day I'll have something else to drink. :) I caught that drift a while back.
    well aren't we just driftin' along...hahaha

    if you use Honey powder (or dust) every day - you have to be sure that you take GOOD care of your vagina. seriously, I recommend cleansing 2 times daily (at least) and using natural aloe vera to keep the Ph from getting all wacky, since, Honey is (duh) a sugar, and ladies we ALL know what sugar does down south. ;)

    and a man that drinks water is automatically THIS much closer to ridin' the Fips express ;)

    10 extra points for any man who has the gumption to eat pineapples for flavor and celery to keep things interesting...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    well aren't we just driftin' along...hahaha

    if you use Honey powder (or dust) every day - you have to be sure that you take GOOD care of your vagina. seriously, I recommend cleansing 2 times daily (at least) and using natural aloe vera to keep the Ph from getting all wacky, since, Honey is (duh) a sugar, and ladies we ALL know what sugar does down south. ;)

    and a man that drinks water is automatically THIS much closer to ridin' the Fips express ;)

    10 extra points for any man who has the gumption to eat pineapples for flavor and celery to keep things interesting...

    Celery I eat, pineapples I'm not a fan of, but will bear through it for the needs of those that need me. :)

    The Fips express, so that's what it's called huh? Well now that I know the name, I'm gonna start seeking info! :p
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Celery I eat, pineapples I'm not a fan of, but will bear through it for the needs of those that need me. :)

    The Fips express, so that's what it's called huh? Well now that I know the name, I'm gonna start seeking info! :p
    it's called that because, I require more than an engine and caboose...

    it's a full service train.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    it's called that because, I require more than an engine and caboose...

    it's a full service train.

    I hope my services in that basement have brought me up along the full service ways. I worked hard to get up to the status to seeing the light one day and being able to bring it up to full speed.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    it's called that because, I require more than an engine and caboose...

    it's a full service train.


    well then call me boxcar willie :p:D
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I hope my services in that basement have brought me up along the full service ways. I worked hard to get up to the status to seeing the light one day and being able to bring it up to full speed.
    well, you did get a few demerits for ripping those plaid pants...

    now you are stuck in plaid latex...and quit complaining about the itchiness...it's your own fault!

    go get me a burrito from Alberto's!! ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    well then call me boxcar willie :p:D
    I already do! ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    well, you did get a few demerits for ripping those plaid pants...

    now you are stuck in plaid latex...and quit complaining about the itchiness...it's your own fault!

    go get me a burrito from Alberto's!! ;)

    Oh you sumnaofbitch! I'm 1200 miles from Alberto's for the next two weeks and you bring up the golden name! You sure do know how to torture one! And Rigoberto's...dammit, now my mind is going! Ahhhhhh!

    And hey! I only ripped the plaid pants to get into the latex plaid. I know how you like those better and you see them as a punishment, but I wanted to surprise you with my kindness and loyalty. ;)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh you sumnaofbitch! I'm 1200 miles from Alberto's for the next two weeks and you bring up the golden name! You sure do know how to torture one! And Rigoberto's...dammit, now my mind is going! Ahhhhhh!

    And hey! I only ripped the plaid pants to get into the latex plaid. I know how you like those better and you see them as a punishment, but I wanted to surprise you with my kindness and loyalty. ;)

    sumbitch - I'm gonna smack you in the mouth!

    muahahahahaaa!! feel my pain, cabron!! (I moved over 300 miles away from Orange...so, Alberto's and Rigo's are just memories)

    the second part of your response is very good, pet. you may use some talc to ease the itching. :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • unifiedscene
    unifiedscene Posts: 462
    StrummingGnome wrote:
    Lebian's do noting for me and nowadays everyone is "bisexual". It's the new social fad of present time! A girl I was dating decided to get off with her mate infront of me to guage a reaction out of me, she got a reaction out of me, I cut off all ties with her. Lesbianism doesn't appeal to me, I'd rather watch two men go at it!

    You are a disgrace to all men everywhere.
    she was underwhelmed, if that's a word
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    sumbitch - I'm gonna smack you in the mouth!

    muahahahahaaa!! feel my pain, cabron!! (I moved over 300 miles away from Orange...so, Alberto's and Rigo's are just memories)

    the second part of your response is very good, pet. you may use some talc to ease the itching. :D

    Thank you for the talc dahling....


    300 miles away?!?! How could you do it?!?! I've been gone over six months, was able to go back four times for time off, and now I'm less than two weeks away from my trek back down south and he waiting is driving me mad. I couldn't live like this forever!

    I suppose 300 miles north wouldn't be bad...wait...yes it would, that'd still leave you a bit shy of golden gate country, you'd still be in methland! Ugh, how could you leave? Noooooooo.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    hartamh wrote:
    Sorry Jen, but I think you just did :D

    Lol. No I didn't! :D No details here!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Lol. No I didn't! :D No details here!

    Just PM me the whole story...I swear I wont post any of it

    :p;)


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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    Lol. No I didn't! :D No details here!

    Look through the pages...I may have spilled a story or two, I'm sorry! :p
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Thank you for the talc dahling....


    300 miles away?!?! How could you do it?!?! I've been gone over six months, was able to go back four times for time off, and now I'm less than two weeks away from my trek back down south and he waiting is driving me mad. I couldn't live like this forever!

    I suppose 300 miles north wouldn't be bad...wait...yes it would, that'd still leave you a bit shy of golden gate country, you'd still be in methland! Ugh, how could you leave? Noooooooo.
    no, I am in Giant's land. UGH!. I said OVER 300 miles...

    it's a new life, new start etc..., hahahaa but Orange is my heart...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Look through the pages...I may have spilled a story or two, I'm sorry! :p

    :eek:

    Lol! I thought you knew. Maybe it is like the things you say you've told me, when you really haven''t :D
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    no, I am in Giant's land. UGH!. I said OVER 300 miles...

    it's a new life, new start etc..., hahahaa but Orange is my heart...

    I might be in Giants land soon too...it all depends on how work plays out after the new year. I actually love it there though. It's my second home. I visit there frequently to see a couple of friends.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :eek:

    Lol! I thought you knew. Maybe it is like the things you say you've told me, when you really haven''t :D

    :D

    Hey! You do know! You know all of moi! :p

    maybe I'm just that boring? Nothing worth remembering ;)
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    :D

    Hey! You do know! You know all of moi! :p

    maybe I'm just that boring? Nothing worth remembering ;)

    LMAO!!! Let's not get into this again. :D

    I think you STILL need to tell/show something though :eek:

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