Ahh, I should have known...I knew someone that used that daily.
I drink water with every meal and any time I'm thirsty except for one meal a day I'll have something else to drink. I caught that drift a while back.
well aren't we just driftin' along...hahaha
if you use Honey powder (or dust) every day - you have to be sure that you take GOOD care of your vagina. seriously, I recommend cleansing 2 times daily (at least) and using natural aloe vera to keep the Ph from getting all wacky, since, Honey is (duh) a sugar, and ladies we ALL know what sugar does down south.
and a man that drinks water is automatically THIS much closer to ridin' the Fips express
10 extra points for any man who has the gumption to eat pineapples for flavor and celery to keep things interesting...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
if you use Honey powder (or dust) every day - you have to be sure that you take GOOD care of your vagina. seriously, I recommend cleansing 2 times daily (at least) and using natural aloe vera to keep the Ph from getting all wacky, since, Honey is (duh) a sugar, and ladies we ALL know what sugar does down south.
and a man that drinks water is automatically THIS much closer to ridin' the Fips express
10 extra points for any man who has the gumption to eat pineapples for flavor and celery to keep things interesting...
Celery I eat, pineapples I'm not a fan of, but will bear through it for the needs of those that need me.
The Fips express, so that's what it's called huh? Well now that I know the name, I'm gonna start seeking info!
it's called that because, I require more than an engine and caboose...
it's a full service train.
I hope my services in that basement have brought me up along the full service ways. I worked hard to get up to the status to seeing the light one day and being able to bring it up to full speed.
I hope my services in that basement have brought me up along the full service ways. I worked hard to get up to the status to seeing the light one day and being able to bring it up to full speed.
well, you did get a few demerits for ripping those plaid pants...
now you are stuck in plaid latex...and quit complaining about the itchiness...it's your own fault!
go get me a burrito from Alberto's!!
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
well, you did get a few demerits for ripping those plaid pants...
now you are stuck in plaid latex...and quit complaining about the itchiness...it's your own fault!
go get me a burrito from Alberto's!!
Oh you sumnaofbitch! I'm 1200 miles from Alberto's for the next two weeks and you bring up the golden name! You sure do know how to torture one! And Rigoberto's...dammit, now my mind is going! Ahhhhhh!
And hey! I only ripped the plaid pants to get into the latex plaid. I know how you like those better and you see them as a punishment, but I wanted to surprise you with my kindness and loyalty.
Oh you sumnaofbitch! I'm 1200 miles from Alberto's for the next two weeks and you bring up the golden name! You sure do know how to torture one! And Rigoberto's...dammit, now my mind is going! Ahhhhhh!
And hey! I only ripped the plaid pants to get into the latex plaid. I know how you like those better and you see them as a punishment, but I wanted to surprise you with my kindness and loyalty.
sumbitch - I'm gonna smack you in the mouth!
muahahahahaaa!! feel my pain, cabron!! (I moved over 300 miles away from Orange...so, Alberto's and Rigo's are just memories)
the second part of your response is very good, pet. you may use some talc to ease the itching.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Lebian's do noting for me and nowadays everyone is "bisexual". It's the new social fad of present time! A girl I was dating decided to get off with her mate infront of me to guage a reaction out of me, she got a reaction out of me, I cut off all ties with her. Lesbianism doesn't appeal to me, I'd rather watch two men go at it!
muahahahahaaa!! feel my pain, cabron!! (I moved over 300 miles away from Orange...so, Alberto's and Rigo's are just memories)
the second part of your response is very good, pet. you may use some talc to ease the itching.
Thank you for the talc dahling....
300 miles away?!?! How could you do it?!?! I've been gone over six months, was able to go back four times for time off, and now I'm less than two weeks away from my trek back down south and he waiting is driving me mad. I couldn't live like this forever!
I suppose 300 miles north wouldn't be bad...wait...yes it would, that'd still leave you a bit shy of golden gate country, you'd still be in methland! Ugh, how could you leave? Noooooooo.
300 miles away?!?! How could you do it?!?! I've been gone over six months, was able to go back four times for time off, and now I'm less than two weeks away from my trek back down south and he waiting is driving me mad. I couldn't live like this forever!
I suppose 300 miles north wouldn't be bad...wait...yes it would, that'd still leave you a bit shy of golden gate country, you'd still be in methland! Ugh, how could you leave? Noooooooo.
no, I am in Giant's land. UGH!. I said OVER 300 miles...
it's a new life, new start etc..., hahahaa but Orange is my heart...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
no, I am in Giant's land. UGH!. I said OVER 300 miles...
it's a new life, new start etc..., hahahaa but Orange is my heart...
I might be in Giants land soon too...it all depends on how work plays out after the new year. I actually love it there though. It's my second home. I visit there frequently to see a couple of friends.
I think you STILL need to tell/show something though :eek:
I'll tell/show you whatever you want. I already have once! Like I said...must not be anything worth remembering. If you want to waste time again, I'll free up about 20 minutes and do it all over again!
I'll tell/show you whatever you want. I already have once! Like I said...must not be anything worth remembering. If you want to waste time again, I'll free up about 20 minutes and do it all over again!
Thank you, that's the nicest thing I have had said about me since yesterday!
You're welcome! A tip for next time your girlfriend starts getting down and dirty with her cute best friend... encourage it and pretend it's porn. I mean come on, it's not like you don't take care of yourself during dry spells, this is like that only ten times better. Plus, once you're under way and they've got each other all wound up, they're going to let you sneak in and participate... or maybe they'll even play one of those fun girly competitions like "let's see who gives the best head." Then you're in for a REAL good time, trust me!
I think women are beautiful.... but that's all you're getting outta me
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
No way. I went to an all female high school. Any experimental tendencies I may have had were stomped dead the first time I had to live through an entire school of girls on their periods AT THE SAME TIME. Ugh.
drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
like we don't know about you and comebackgirl...;)
Now she is beautiful!
and she's alllllll mine!!
and Zoso's... I suppose :rolleyes:
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Of course not darling! I would never experiment on you!
Unless you want me to
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
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Ahh, I should have known...I knew someone that used that daily.
I drink water with every meal and any time I'm thirsty except for one meal a day I'll have something else to drink.
if you use Honey powder (or dust) every day - you have to be sure that you take GOOD care of your vagina. seriously, I recommend cleansing 2 times daily (at least) and using natural aloe vera to keep the Ph from getting all wacky, since, Honey is (duh) a sugar, and ladies we ALL know what sugar does down south.
and a man that drinks water is automatically THIS much closer to ridin' the Fips express
10 extra points for any man who has the gumption to eat pineapples for flavor and celery to keep things interesting...
Celery I eat, pineapples I'm not a fan of, but will bear through it for the needs of those that need me.
The Fips express, so that's what it's called huh? Well now that I know the name, I'm gonna start seeking info!
it's a full service train.
I hope my services in that basement have brought me up along the full service ways. I worked hard to get up to the status to seeing the light one day and being able to bring it up to full speed.
well then call me boxcar willie
now you are stuck in plaid latex...and quit complaining about the itchiness...it's your own fault!
go get me a burrito from Alberto's!!
Oh you sumnaofbitch! I'm 1200 miles from Alberto's for the next two weeks and you bring up the golden name! You sure do know how to torture one! And Rigoberto's...dammit, now my mind is going! Ahhhhhh!
And hey! I only ripped the plaid pants to get into the latex plaid. I know how you like those better and you see them as a punishment, but I wanted to surprise you with my kindness and loyalty.
sumbitch - I'm gonna smack you in the mouth!
muahahahahaaa!! feel my pain, cabron!! (I moved over 300 miles away from Orange...so, Alberto's and Rigo's are just memories)
the second part of your response is very good, pet. you may use some talc to ease the itching.
You are a disgrace to all men everywhere.
Thank you for the talc dahling....
300 miles away?!?! How could you do it?!?! I've been gone over six months, was able to go back four times for time off, and now I'm less than two weeks away from my trek back down south and he waiting is driving me mad. I couldn't live like this forever!
I suppose 300 miles north wouldn't be bad...wait...yes it would, that'd still leave you a bit shy of golden gate country, you'd still be in methland! Ugh, how could you leave? Noooooooo.
Lol. No I didn't!
Just PM me the whole story...I swear I wont post any of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Look through the pages...I may have spilled a story or two, I'm sorry!
it's a new life, new start etc..., hahahaa but Orange is my heart...
:eek:
Lol! I thought you knew. Maybe it is like the things you say you've told me, when you really haven''t
I might be in Giants land soon too...it all depends on how work plays out after the new year. I actually love it there though. It's my second home. I visit there frequently to see a couple of friends.
Hey! You do know! You know all of moi!
maybe I'm just that boring? Nothing worth remembering
LMAO!!! Let's not get into this again.
I think you STILL need to tell/show something though :eek:
I'll tell/show you whatever you want. I already have once!
Thank you, that's the nicest thing I have had said about me since yesterday!
You're welcome! A tip for next time your girlfriend starts getting down and dirty with her cute best friend... encourage it and pretend it's porn. I mean come on, it's not like you don't take care of yourself during dry spells, this is like that only ten times better. Plus, once you're under way and they've got each other all wound up, they're going to let you sneak in and participate... or maybe they'll even play one of those fun girly competitions like "let's see who gives the best head." Then you're in for a REAL good time, trust me!
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
like we don't know about you and comebackgirl...;)
Now she is beautiful!
and she's alllllll mine!!
and Zoso's... I suppose :rolleyes:
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Of course not darling! I would never experiment on you!
Unless you want me to
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.