Pornography is rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having somebody tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars.
~ Robertson Davies
During sex my wife wants to talk to me. The other night she called me from a hotel.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Sweaty is sexy.
~ Farrah Fawcett
Today's unspeakable perversion is tomorrow's kink is next week's good clean fun.
~ Dab Savage
“Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?” - Fanny Bryce
“One of the greatest feelings in life is the conviction that you have lived the life you wanted to live - with the rough and the smooth, the good and the bad - but yours, shaped by your own choices, and not someone else’s.” - Michael Ignatieff
So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
that reminds me of my mom---when my brothers would say "I gotta get my shit together" my mom would tell them "well when you finally do, you can shove it!"
such a loving mom!
So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Some people are like slinkies..... they are not really good for anything....but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
My company makes a lot of seemingly irrational decisions and management changes every couple of months, plus we're all being told to meet our numbers "or else" -- basically we all have a gun to our heads. so people are fed up with it, talking about how management has no idea what is going on and so forth. The other day I found out my boss was told to "respect x company".... so I broke out the great one liner---
"respect commands itself and can neither be given nor witheld when it is due"
Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
"The more I study religions the more I am convinced man never worshiped anything but himself"
So very very true.
I love it!
"We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them." - Abigail Adams
"What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public." - Vilhjalmur Stefansson
"Anger is a gift" - Zach De La Rocha
"Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." -Malcolm X
"Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson
"The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body." - George Sheehan
"Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
Any anxious thought as to the means to be employed in the accomplishment of our purposes is quite unnecessary. If the end is already secured, then it follows that all the steps leading to it are secured also.
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter F. Drucker
For those who have seen the Earth from space, and for the hundreds and perhaps thousands more who will, the experience most certainly changes your perspective. The things that we share in our world are far more valuable than those which divide us. - Donald Williams
Vision is the art of seeing the invisible. - Jonathan Swift
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. -Albert Einstein
Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, political parties, nations, and eras it's the rule. -Friedrich Nietzsche
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -Rita Mae Brown
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I am only one,
But still I am one.
I cannot do everything,
But still I can do something;
And because I cannot do everything
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.
~Edward Everett~
(from bambi girl)
Never doubt that a small, group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
~Margaret Mead
"I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference."
~Ellen Goodman
Journalist
You know that look when women want sex? Me either.
~ Drew Carey
I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.
~ Robbie Williams
It'll be a sad day for sexual liberation when the pornography addict has to settle for the real thing.
~ Brendan Francis
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: no good in bed, but fine up against a wall.
~ Eleanor Roosevelt
There is no unhappier creature on earth than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to embrace the whole woman.
~ Karl Kraus
“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.”
- Paulo Coelho
"find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe.”
- Dalai Lama
"Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others”
- Oscar Wilde quotes
You know that look when women want sex? Me either.
~ Drew Carey
I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.
~ Robbie Williams
It'll be a sad day for sexual liberation when the pornography addict has to settle for the real thing.
~ Brendan Francis
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: no good in bed, but fine up against a wall.
~ Eleanor Roosevelt
There is no unhappier creature on earth than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to embrace the whole woman.
~ Karl Kraus
Those are good & the one by Eleanor Roosevelt is really funny!!!
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~ Havelock Ellis
Pornography is rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having somebody tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars.
~ Robertson Davies
During sex my wife wants to talk to me. The other night she called me from a hotel.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Sweaty is sexy.
~ Farrah Fawcett
Today's unspeakable perversion is tomorrow's kink is next week's good clean fun.
~ Dab Savage
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
nice, i like that
“One of the greatest feelings in life is the conviction that you have lived the life you wanted to live - with the rough and the smooth, the good and the bad - but yours, shaped by your own choices, and not someone else’s.” - Michael Ignatieff
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Ha! My mom told me once, "Life is a shit sandwich and every day's just another bite." Think she was a in a pretty bad mood at the time
such a loving mom!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Some people are like slinkies..... they are not really good for anything....but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
gets to me every time
Why would you start was has no end?
"respect commands itself and can neither be given nor witheld when it is due"
~ Woody Allen
The sexiest thing in the world is to be totally naked with your wedding band on.
~ Debra Winger
I never miss a chance to have sex or to appear on television.
~ Gore Vidal
Abstinence is the mother of shameless lust.
~ Pat Califia
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
~ Unknown
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
~ Ice Queen
A sure way to getting rid of "boys" in order to make room for a "man":
Tell him you want a relationship.
Share your feelings openly.
Ask direct questions.
Have an opinion.
Refuse to play games and hold him accountable.
Talk about the future. (kids, marriage, etc.)
Ask him to meet your parents.
hahaha!!! SO true. They run like the dickens!
~ Ice Queen
So very very true.
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I love it!
"We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them." - Abigail Adams
"What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public." - Vilhjalmur Stefansson
"Anger is a gift" - Zach De La Rocha
"Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change." -Malcolm X
"Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson
"The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body." - George Sheehan
"Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
there you are.
- brain of c
~ Ice Queen
Sorry, just came from the Spidey Vs Vader thread......Carry on
~ Ice Queen
For those who have seen the Earth from space, and for the hundreds and perhaps thousands more who will, the experience most certainly changes your perspective. The things that we share in our world are far more valuable than those which divide us. - Donald Williams
Vision is the art of seeing the invisible. - Jonathan Swift
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. -Albert Einstein
Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, political parties, nations, and eras it's the rule. -Friedrich Nietzsche
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -Rita Mae Brown
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
~ Ice Queen
But still I am one.
I cannot do everything,
But still I can do something;
And because I cannot do everything
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.
~Edward Everett~
(from bambi girl)
Never doubt that a small, group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
~Margaret Mead
"I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference."
~Ellen Goodman
Journalist
~ Ice Queen
I haven't known any open marriages, although quite a few have been ajar.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
~ Tallulah Bankhead
Sex appeal is 50 percent what you've got and 50 percent what you haven't got.
~ Sophia Loren
Men aren't attracted to me for my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind.
~ Gypsy Lee Rose
I'm saving the bass player for Omaha.
~ Janis Joplin
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
All sorrows spring from an unloved child. -Buddha
The greatness of a Nation can be judged by the way it's animals are treated. - Gandhi
There is nothing more truly artistic than to love people. - Vincent van Gogh
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao-Tzu
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. - Gilda Radner
The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water & breeds reptiles of the mind. - William Blake
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule. - Buddha
Have a vison not clouded by fear. - The Cherokee
~ Drew Carey
I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.
~ Robbie Williams
It'll be a sad day for sexual liberation when the pornography addict has to settle for the real thing.
~ Brendan Francis
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: no good in bed, but fine up against a wall.
~ Eleanor Roosevelt
There is no unhappier creature on earth than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to embrace the whole woman.
~ Karl Kraus
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
- Paulo Coelho
"find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe.”
- Dalai Lama
"Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others”
- Oscar Wilde quotes
Those are good & the one by Eleanor Roosevelt is really funny!!!
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