quotables

decides2dream

When I'm dating I look at a guy and wonder, "Is this the man i want my children to spend their weekends with?"
~ Rita Rudner


Let's face it, a date is like a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between the two is that there are very few job interviews where there's a chance you will end up naked at the end of it.
~ Jerry Seinfeld


Personally, I think if a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.
~ Deborah Kerr


A gril can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
~ Cher


I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"
~ Larry Miller


Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
~ Mae West


In Hollywood a marriage is a great success if it outlasts milk.
~ Rita Rudner

decides2dream

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
~ Ogden Nash


Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.
~ Joyce Brothers


A successful marriage requires falling in love several times, always with the same person.
~ Mignon McLaughlin


If marriage is your object, you'd better start loving your subject.
~ Anonymous


All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
~ Shelley Winters


There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
~ Clint Eastwood


An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ Agatha Christie

kasie

Read my sig.....

Abookamongstthemany

"I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet." Buzz Lightyear

twin2

"In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer". - Albert Camus

"Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction". - Antoine de Saint Exupery

"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle". - Albert Einstein

"A great man calls attention to the good points in others; he does not call attention to their defects. A small man does just the opposite." - Confucius

"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom". - Anais Nin

"When it is dark enough, you can see the stars". -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I am not going to die. I'm going home like a shooting star." - Sojourner Truth

decides2dream

got to keep it alive...;)



It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives.
~ Samuel Johnson


The value of life lies not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them; a man may live long yet live very little.
~ Montaigne


Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
~ Norman Cousins

twin2

"When you make peace with yourself, you make peace with the world". - Maha Ghosananda

"Where the spirit does not work with the hand, there is no art". - Leonardo da Vinci

"What is life? It is a flash of a firefly in the night. It is a breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is as the little shadow that runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset". - Chief Isapwo Muksika Crowfoot

"How far that little candle throws his beams. So shines a good deed in a naughty world". - William Shakespeare

Proteus

Completely selfish bump.

Floyd Manzera

"Generosity is nothing else than a craze to possess. All which I abandon, all which I give, I enjoy in a higher manner through the fact that I give it away. To give is to enjoy possessively the object which one gives" -Sartre.

also my sig.

decides2dream

so glad this is still here.


Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else.
~ Jean Kerr


My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore as long as he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all they care about. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
~ Rita Rudner


Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck - if you survive you start looking very carefully to the right and left.
~ Jean Kerr

romybian

one for ed
"When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble."

one for myself
"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting"

one for ..someone
"The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected."

decides2dream

It's not that I am afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
~ Woody Allen


If you bemoan your brief stay on earth, consider the mayfly which only lives for one day. If the weather were bad that day, your whole life could be rained out.
~ Wes "Scoop" Nisker


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
~ Joe Louis

decides2dream

ahhh...trying for a ressurrection of sorts...:p




Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its joy.
~ Anonymous


Don't waste the years struggling for things that are unimportant. Don't destroy your peace of mind by looking back, worrying about the past. Live in the present, enjoy the present.
~ Henry David Thoreau


Walk away from it until you are stronger. All your problems will be there when you get back, but you'll be better able to cope.
~ Lady Bird Johnson


What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.
~ Benjamin Disraeli


I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my cheif duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.
~ Helen Keller

Lizard

decides2dream wrote:

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, it empties today of its joy.
~ Anonymous

- NICE!!!

decides2dream wrote:

Don't waste the years struggling for things that are unimportant. Don't destroy your peace of mind by looking back, worrying about the past. Live in the present, enjoy the present.
~ Henry David Thoreau

- Sounds like a song I have heard.......:)

decides2dream

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
~ Woody Allen


Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?
~ Tom Stoppard


If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.
~ Sam Levinson

decides2dream

Never a lip curled with pain
That can't be kissed into smiles again.
~ Bret Harte

The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.
~ Ericka Jong

Simply put, you believe that things or people make you unhappy, but that is not accurate. You make yourself unhappy.
~ Wayne Dwyer

jamainiac

"Life in this physical body is very short, even if we live to be 100 years old. When I discovered this, I decided not to waste my time creating conflict, mainly with the people I love... "

~Don Miguel Ruiz~

vmfury

"The heart is treacherous. It can overpower everything and take away all logic." ~ M.T.

mariposa

Vincent Van Gogh...

"What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?”

“Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence”

UpHereInMyTree500

"We don't do EVERY hotel room. We've done about three in our lifetimes. (As of 1994!) We're not that fucking cliche, man. It's not like we walk into a hotel and go, okay, that T.V. goes out the window straight away!"
- Liam Gallagher

"There was this bug in my room and I thought, 'you can fook off, this is my room.' "
- Liam Gallagher