what DID NOT make your day....

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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    I had a dream I could suck my own goober. I awoke to find that I actually couldn't..........................................................yet.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    I had a dream I could suck my own goober. I awoke to find that I actually couldn't..........................................................yet.


    that's the spirit, son - keep on trying!

    once you hold on to a dream - never EVER let it go...I had a dream once, it involved 3 male gorillas, two hermaphrodites, Chuck Norris, and me - in a kiddie pool full of Jello...last weekend, I came one gorilla shy of that dream.


    **return to thread topic**
    My SoCal BURNING. That does NOT make my day - even though I love and respect the Santanas...it pisses me off that arsonists set fires during wind storms.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    waking up and realizing it is monday.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    WAITING. :mad:




    Spydee telling me he has a girlfriend! :mad: he's FREAKIN THREE!!!!!! :mad:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • jojo
    jojo Posts: 645
    i feel likle a zombie cause of this cold and i can't even sleep :(
    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Fires.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • jojo
    jojo Posts: 645
    one of my friends got banned
    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Fires.

    +1

    :(
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    cutback wrote:
    +1

    :(

    You obviously aren't evacuated, right??
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    AmentsChick wrote:
    You obviously aren't evacuated, right??

    no.....thankfully
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Not enough cheese on my sandwich
    NERDS!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    $600 in car repairs
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Pulling my shoulder out of it's socket at 6:30 this morning and hearing the muscles tearing. :eek:
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    I just dropped $120 on baby shower invitations. This is what I get for procrastinating.
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    a complaint with no valid reason for it. why bother me with this USELESS info if U AINT GONNA TELL ME THE REASON!!! :mad:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Getting burned at my own game...and quite badly! Wanting to throw something against a wall...
  • pj10alive42
    pj10alive42 Posts: 381
    realizing the bottle was empty
    I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    For fuck sake. My boyfriends just lost his job and now, understandably, he's in a really bad mood.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    For fuck sake. My boyfriends just lost his job and now, understandably, he's in a really bad mood.

    Oh no! Sorry to hear that... things will get better.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Oh no! Sorry to hear that... things will get better.

    Yes but the worst thing is, if he's in a bad mood he won't let me chat on here. ;)

    (It's not the worst thing, actually. I'm not that shallow).

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