It's Your First Day as President...

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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Then maybe I'd hire some really hot male interns! :D

    Where do I go to apply?

    On my first day?? I'd apply to be your intern...

    Oh wait, no I wouldn't, I'd already be president. I'd appoint you my vice and then...

    I'd put some money in somebody's pocket to help pass a tax that fines all Hollywood Studio's for all revenue earned on any remake and use that to build homeless shelters and rahab centers. And since you're the vice president, you can work on bringing home the troops and getting PJ to play the lawn. :p

    Oh and interviewing those hot interns you'd be bringing in. ;) It's gotta be 50/50 male/female though.

    Psssh, the playboy mansion won't have shit on us!
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    know1 wrote:
    That's up to individual companies. The President has nothing to do with that. And as President, you'd be working a lot more than that.
    Oh don't be so boring :p if your president you can do whatever you want :) surely W proved that :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    hire a hitman to assinate the president.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    1: Get Bryan Singer to remake X-Men 3 properly.
    2: Kill Michael Bay
    3: Lower the price of popcorn in cinemas
    4: Annul Scarlett Johannsens marriage to Ryan Reynolds
    5: Do Scarlett Johannsen in the oval office.
    6: TurnNebraska in to one giant Bouncy castle
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    address the nation and let the pricks know democracy is well and truly over. sort my family out with cash.
    invite putin over for sunday lunch.
    smoke crack for the first time.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Ban westies from the beaches
    Jail for anyone who uses the word 'like'.( Like its like annoying like do you know what I mean).
    Increase funding for teachers and nurses.
    Legalise dope.
    Blow up ALL fast food outlets.
    Make everyone do some form of fitness.

    That'll do for my first day in office :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • PearlJamaholic
    PearlJamaholic Posts: 2,019
    not sure but id take it serious. i think id pass a law that gives the power back to the people and take it away from lobby groups and corporations. id cut lots of wasteful spending too.
    http://db.etree.org/PearlJamaholic
  • Model Roll Model
    Model Roll Model Posts: 215
    I'd paint the white house with pink and green stripes.
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    cutback wrote:
    replace fluoride in the water with THC and mellow this country out! :p:D:D

    I'd replace the water with "Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator"
    NERDS!
  • nick1977
    nick1977 Posts: 327
    Find an intern and a cigar.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    nick1977 wrote:
    Find an intern and a cigar.
    you guys from Arkansas are all the same! :rolleyes: ;)
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Solat13
    Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    South of Seattle wrote:
    I'd replace the water with "Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator"

    Well of course, it's full of electrolytes and uh ... stuff.

    Nice movie reference.
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    take over ticketmaster
  • It_Wasnt_My_Surface
    It_Wasnt_My_Surface Posts: 851
    First I would cancel Oprah Winfrey and Sponge Bob. They are ruining America and I don't like them. At the same time I would create a stable exit strategy for the war in Iraq. I would not do anything with taxes (let's be real, no one is going to cut taxes). And then I would inform any country that I see as a threat, that we have a nuke with their name on it....and one more negative comment on myspace about us will result in their demise.
  • saveuplife
    saveuplife Posts: 1,173
    resign.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    1. kill all dogs
    2. ban the MOBO awards
    3. kill Mick Hucknall
    4. ban buses
    5. ban bullets... not guns ;)
    6. hire Jack White for guitar lessons
    7. probably kill some more people
    8. watch The Godfather I and II in a giant cinema on my own.
    9. hump 16 hotties on the desk
    10. declare Scotland independent and bomb all of England ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    I jokingly said earlier today:

    When I become president, my first task will be to castrate anyone who creates malware/spyware/trojans. They are useless, vile, god damn pieces of garbage.
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    BinFrog wrote:
    I jokingly said earlier today:

    When I become president, my first task will be to castrate anyone who creates malware/spyware/trojans. They are useless, vile, god damn pieces of garbage.
    I'm with you on this.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • nick1977
    nick1977 Posts: 327
    AmentsChick wrote:
    you guys from Arkansas are all the same! :rolleyes: ;)


    Some of the Arkansas has rubbed off (no pun intended) on you too apparently......I just saw the last part of your first post.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    nick1977 wrote:
    Some of the Arkansas has rubbed off (no pun intended) on you too apparently......I just saw the last part of your first post.

    Arkansas's in my blood...I can't help it.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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