It's Your First Day as President...

AmentsChick
AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
What would you do first?

I'd get every soldier out of Iraq and Afghanistan (including my cousin John).


















































Then maybe I'd hire some really hot male interns! :D
This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Have Eddie and the boys play on the White House lawn !


    :p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    Call all the Presidents of every nation and tell them they are on notice and to stop being dicks..I got nukes :D
    Shows:
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    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • timroth
    timroth Posts: 215
    Get BJs from hot young interns.
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Declare war against God....wait a minute....that's already been done.

    So, I would ride my tricycle up and down the halls
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • share
    share Posts: 551
    Pinch myself.
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Have Eddie and the boys play on the White House lawn !


    :p

    I'd have them play...in my bedroom! hehehehehe
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    So, I would ride my tricycle up and down the halls

    OMG! I just lol'd at that image! Can I get in on some of that action??! :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    I'd have them play...in my bedroom! hehehehehe

    Ya had to take it there :shakinghead:


    ;):p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Ya had to take it there :shakinghead:


    ;):p
    There was nothing dirty in my comment.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Flannel Shirt
    Flannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    stimulus package - every american gets 10G.
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    oh..then I'd deport Jerry Jones..I forgot that one
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • Flannel Shirt
    Flannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    petrocs wrote:
    oh..then I'd deport Jerry Jones..I forgot that one
    dude,
    why on earth would you as an Eagles fan want to HELP the Cowboys?
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    1.) Find everyone on bush and cheney's christmas card list
    2.) Find every private contractor who dealt with the CIA and Pentagon in the years 2000-2003
    3.) Imprison Karl Rove for creating a war in Iraq to ensure Bush was a wartime president during the 2004 election which ultimately caused thousands of deaths.
    4.) Bomb the hell out of Tora Bora
    5.) Put Joran van der Sloot in a shark tank and ask him what happened to Natalee Hollaway.
    6.) Put OJ Simpson in a shark tank and ask him about 6/12/94.
    7.) Get Brendan O'Brien to oversee the remix of 'Ten'.
    8.) Tell OPEC either oil prices or your asses are going down.
    I love to turn you on
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    Start cutting programs in order to balance the budget. After that, I'd start looking for more to cut to give a surplus. Finally, I'd look at lowering taxes across the board.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    There was nothing dirty in my comment.

    I took it there...my brain always does

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    dude,
    why on earth would you as an Eagles fan want to HELP the Cowboys?


    fine..I'll deport the Cowboys organization...to the CFL
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,927
    Christen the Lincoln Bedroom with the First Lady.
    Christen the Oval Office with Vice President Alyssa Milano.
    Order a pizza.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    I'd start war with Sweden... just cos I can :) and fuck Europe if they disagree!

    I'd also meet up with all the billionaires who got me there and demand more money from them :)

    THEN I'd order a pizza and christen the bedroom :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
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    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
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    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    AmentsChick wrote:
    OMG! I just lol'd at that image! Can I get in on some of that action??! :D
    Hell yeah you can. We could race and I would toast you!
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • HermanBloom
    HermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    know1 wrote:
    Start cutting programs in order to balance the budget. After that, I'd start looking for more to cut to give a surplus. Finally, I'd look at lowering taxes across the board.
    excellent ideas
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