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It's Your First Day as President...

AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
What would you do first?

I'd get every soldier out of Iraq and Afghanistan (including my cousin John).


















































Then maybe I'd hire some really hot male interns! :D
This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Have Eddie and the boys play on the White House lawn !


    :p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    Call all the Presidents of every nation and tell them they are on notice and to stop being dicks..I got nukes :D
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • timrothtimroth Posts: 215
    Get BJs from hot young interns.
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Declare war against God....wait a minute....that's already been done.

    So, I would ride my tricycle up and down the halls
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • shareshare Posts: 551
    Pinch myself.
    we're all sentient snowflakes
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    I'm a number that doesn't count
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Have Eddie and the boys play on the White House lawn !


    :p

    I'd have them play...in my bedroom! hehehehehe
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    So, I would ride my tricycle up and down the halls

    OMG! I just lol'd at that image! Can I get in on some of that action??! :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    I'd have them play...in my bedroom! hehehehehe

    Ya had to take it there :shakinghead:


    ;):p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Ya had to take it there :shakinghead:


    ;):p
    There was nothing dirty in my comment.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    stimulus package - every american gets 10G.
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    oh..then I'd deport Jerry Jones..I forgot that one
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    petrocs wrote:
    oh..then I'd deport Jerry Jones..I forgot that one
    dude,
    why on earth would you as an Eagles fan want to HELP the Cowboys?
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    1.) Find everyone on bush and cheney's christmas card list
    2.) Find every private contractor who dealt with the CIA and Pentagon in the years 2000-2003
    3.) Imprison Karl Rove for creating a war in Iraq to ensure Bush was a wartime president during the 2004 election which ultimately caused thousands of deaths.
    4.) Bomb the hell out of Tora Bora
    5.) Put Joran van der Sloot in a shark tank and ask him what happened to Natalee Hollaway.
    6.) Put OJ Simpson in a shark tank and ask him about 6/12/94.
    7.) Get Brendan O'Brien to oversee the remix of 'Ten'.
    8.) Tell OPEC either oil prices or your asses are going down.
    I love to turn you on
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    Start cutting programs in order to balance the budget. After that, I'd start looking for more to cut to give a surplus. Finally, I'd look at lowering taxes across the board.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    There was nothing dirty in my comment.

    I took it there...my brain always does

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    dude,
    why on earth would you as an Eagles fan want to HELP the Cowboys?


    fine..I'll deport the Cowboys organization...to the CFL
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,173
    Christen the Lincoln Bedroom with the First Lady.
    Christen the Oval Office with Vice President Alyssa Milano.
    Order a pizza.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    I'd start war with Sweden... just cos I can :) and fuck Europe if they disagree!

    I'd also meet up with all the billionaires who got me there and demand more money from them :)

    THEN I'd order a pizza and christen the bedroom :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    AmentsChick wrote:
    OMG! I just lol'd at that image! Can I get in on some of that action??! :D
    Hell yeah you can. We could race and I would toast you!
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • HermanBloomHermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    know1 wrote:
    Start cutting programs in order to balance the budget. After that, I'd start looking for more to cut to give a surplus. Finally, I'd look at lowering taxes across the board.
    excellent ideas
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    1.) Find everyone on bush and cheney's christmas card list
    2.) Find every private contractor who dealt with the CIA and Pentagon in the years 2000-2003
    3.) Imprison Karl Rove for creating a war in Iraq to ensure Bush was a wartime president during the 2004 election which ultimately caused thousands of deaths.
    4.) Bomb the hell out of Tora Bora
    5.) Put Joran van der Sloot in a shark tank and ask him what happened to Natalee Hollaway.
    6.) Put OJ Simpson in a shark tank and ask him about 6/12/94.
    7.) Get Brendan O'Brien to oversee the remix of 'Ten'.
    8.) Tell OPEC either oil prices or your asses are going down.

    I'm am SUCH a fan of yours!!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • ThecureThecure Posts: 814
    1) demand that hockey is taken away from any part of the US that does not have snow and move the teams to Winnipeg, Quebec and Hamilton canada
    2) say sorry to canada about everything we have done most notably giving them back Celine Dion
    3) change the rules that say that only people born in the USA can be president
    4) tax break for everyone named the top 100 names in america so as to get relected
    5) finally of that last thing does not work make america a dictatorship where you can only vote for me

    it will be a very busy 1st day
    People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
    - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

    If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
    - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,240
    Bend over grab my ankles because i'm fucked.

    Whoever is president is going in for a bad ride. We are headed for a bad recession. Not like the early 90's or after the tech bubble or 9/11 probably more like a prolonged one from the 70's.

    That being said i would take ole Air Force one for a ride and finally join the mile high club too.
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    Asheville 04
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    Seattle 18 
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  • PJSerfPJSerf Posts: 637
    Cut the work week to 4 10-hour days... if you already work 10 hour days, then work 12 or 14 hours for 4 days...
    "If you love someone, set them free... if someone loves you, don't fuck up" - EV
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Thecure wrote:
    1) demand that hockey is taken away from any part of the US that does not have snow and move the teams to Winnipeg, Quebec and Hamilton canada
    2) say sorry to canada about everything we have done most notably giving them back Celine Dion
    3) change the rules that say that only people born in the USA can be president
    4) tax break for everyone named the top 100 names in america so as to get relected
    5) finally of that last thing does not work make america a dictatorship where you can only vote for me

    it will be a very busy 1st day

    6) Take over Canada
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  • ThecureThecure Posts: 814
    Black Diamond wrote:
    6) Take over Canada

    what remember 1812? we will take you down :)
    People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
    - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

    If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
    - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Thecure wrote:
    1) demand that hockey is taken away from any part of the US that does not have snow and move the teams to Winnipeg, Quebec and Hamilton canada
    2) say sorry to canada about everything we have done most notably giving them back Celine Dion
    3) change the rules that say that only people born in the USA can be president
    4) tax break for everyone named the top 100 names in america so as to get relected
    5) finally of that last thing does not work make america a dictatorship where you can only vote for me

    it will be a very busy 1st day
    6)Take Over Canada
    7) Erase 1812 from the history books
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  • ThecureThecure Posts: 814
    Black Diamond wrote:
    6)Take Over Canada
    7) Erase 1812 from the history books

    was number 7 already done before. i thought i read an american history book and it said that the war of 1812 was won by america with the help of the dinosaurs. sorry if i was wrong it was a history book for kids in alabama
    People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
    - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

    If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
    - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Fire everyone, and start again.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • ThecureThecure Posts: 814
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Fire everyone, and start again.

    does that include the president? ;)
    People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
    - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

    If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
    - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
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