was number 7 already done before. i thought i read an american history book and it said that the war of 1812 was won by america with the help of the dinosaurs. sorry if i was wrong it was a history book for kids in alabama
I'd put him in charge of counting staples and keeping all the staplers full, and it would be timed.
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
1) contuine to say sorry to canada about Celine Dion (this might take up my 4 years)
2) try to understand why i can't paint the white house red
3) make "given to fly" the national athem
4) i will sell texas to mexico so that we have to change the flag to only 49 stars hence creating jobs
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
everyone knows you get 3 assasinations as president:
have karrot top killed
have dane cook killed...slowly
have chad kreugar killed
immediately withdraw troops from iraq
tax the rich
and mak a law that if "joe the plummer" is mentioned in a presidental debate ever again, whoever said it will have their genitals cut off and fed to them
they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
- work on getting troops out of Iraq, getting the right tools in place in Afghanistan to take out Al Qaeda and Taliban forces, turn the security over to the countries government, and get our troops out as soon as viable.
- work with congress to cut all tax breaks and suppliments to oil/energy companies, and then put incentives in place to give them tax breaks when they meet certain clean energy threshholds. We need to attack the energy problem, it won't be cheap, but the government can give energy companies a push to get them moving faster through incentives. We need an overall "walk on the moon in a decade" type program on energy
- look at the farming subsidies, should we remove them? what is the reason for them? is their a better way to accomplish this?
- cut the 15 billion drug dealer subsidy
- why does the u s spend the most money per capita on education, and our schools are the best, and are teachers are underpaid?
- why is the u s infant death rate higher than 28 other countries? get prenatal care for all pregnant women, and healthcare for all children in place.
- remove all Bush appointees everywhere, and the people they hired, especially in the department of justice.
- destroy poppy plants in Afghanistan country wide, and invade Columbia with special ops team and take out cartel leaders, and destroy their crops
"Music, for me, was fucking heroin." eV (nothing Ed has said is more true for me personally than this quote)
Oh wait, no I wouldn't, I'd already be president. I'd appoint you my vice and then...
I'd put some money in somebody's pocket to help pass a tax that fines all Hollywood Studio's for all revenue earned on any remake and use that to build homeless shelters and rahab centers. And since you're the vice president, you can work on bringing home the troops and getting PJ to play the lawn.
Oh and interviewing those hot interns you'd be bringing in. It's gotta be 50/50 male/female though.
That's up to individual companies. The President has nothing to do with that. And as President, you'd be working a lot more than that.
Oh don't be so boring if your president you can do whatever you want surely W proved that
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
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Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
1: Get Bryan Singer to remake X-Men 3 properly.
2: Kill Michael Bay
3: Lower the price of popcorn in cinemas
4: Annul Scarlett Johannsens marriage to Ryan Reynolds
5: Do Scarlett Johannsen in the oval office.
6: TurnNebraska in to one giant Bouncy castle
address the nation and let the pricks know democracy is well and truly over. sort my family out with cash.
invite putin over for sunday lunch.
smoke crack for the first time.
Ban westies from the beaches
Jail for anyone who uses the word 'like'.( Like its like annoying like do you know what I mean).
Increase funding for teachers and nurses.
Legalise dope.
Blow up ALL fast food outlets.
Make everyone do some form of fitness.
not sure but id take it serious. i think id pass a law that gives the power back to the people and take it away from lobby groups and corporations. id cut lots of wasteful spending too.
First I would cancel Oprah Winfrey and Sponge Bob. They are ruining America and I don't like them. At the same time I would create a stable exit strategy for the war in Iraq. I would not do anything with taxes (let's be real, no one is going to cut taxes). And then I would inform any country that I see as a threat, that we have a nuke with their name on it....and one more negative comment on myspace about us will result in their demise.
1. kill all dogs
2. ban the MOBO awards
3. kill Mick Hucknall
4. ban buses
5. ban bullets... not guns
6. hire Jack White for guitar lessons
7. probably kill some more people
8. watch The Godfather I and II in a giant cinema on my own.
9. hump 16 hotties on the desk
10. declare Scotland independent and bomb all of England
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
When I become president, my first task will be to castrate anyone who creates malware/spyware/trojans. They are useless, vile, god damn pieces of garbage.
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When I become president, my first task will be to castrate anyone who creates malware/spyware/trojans. They are useless, vile, god damn pieces of garbage.
I'm with you on this.
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I'd put him in charge of counting staples and keeping all the staplers full, and it would be timed.
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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but you are the president. is that all you woudl let yourself do?
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
That's up to individual companies. The President has nothing to do with that. And as President, you'd be working a lot more than that.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
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1) contuine to say sorry to canada about Celine Dion (this might take up my 4 years)
2) try to understand why i can't paint the white house red
3) make "given to fly" the national athem
4) i will sell texas to mexico so that we have to change the flag to only 49 stars hence creating jobs
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
everyone knows you get 3 assasinations as president:
have karrot top killed
have dane cook killed...slowly
have chad kreugar killed
immediately withdraw troops from iraq
tax the rich
and mak a law that if "joe the plummer" is mentioned in a presidental debate ever again, whoever said it will have their genitals cut off and fed to them
- work on getting troops out of Iraq, getting the right tools in place in Afghanistan to take out Al Qaeda and Taliban forces, turn the security over to the countries government, and get our troops out as soon as viable.
- work with congress to cut all tax breaks and suppliments to oil/energy companies, and then put incentives in place to give them tax breaks when they meet certain clean energy threshholds. We need to attack the energy problem, it won't be cheap, but the government can give energy companies a push to get them moving faster through incentives. We need an overall "walk on the moon in a decade" type program on energy
- look at the farming subsidies, should we remove them? what is the reason for them? is their a better way to accomplish this?
- cut the 15 billion drug dealer subsidy
- why does the u s spend the most money per capita on education, and our schools are the best, and are teachers are underpaid?
- why is the u s infant death rate higher than 28 other countries? get prenatal care for all pregnant women, and healthcare for all children in place.
- remove all Bush appointees everywhere, and the people they hired, especially in the department of justice.
- destroy poppy plants in Afghanistan country wide, and invade Columbia with special ops team and take out cartel leaders, and destroy their crops
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then i would make BUSH & CHENNEY GO TO IRAQ AND APOLOGIZE TO THE WHOLE NATION IN PUBLIC ....
Where do I go to apply?
On my first day?? I'd apply to be your intern...
Oh wait, no I wouldn't, I'd already be president. I'd appoint you my vice and then...
I'd put some money in somebody's pocket to help pass a tax that fines all Hollywood Studio's for all revenue earned on any remake and use that to build homeless shelters and rahab centers. And since you're the vice president, you can work on bringing home the troops and getting PJ to play the lawn.
Oh and interviewing those hot interns you'd be bringing in.
Psssh, the playboy mansion won't have shit on us!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Once I get out of this town
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2: Kill Michael Bay
3: Lower the price of popcorn in cinemas
4: Annul Scarlett Johannsens marriage to Ryan Reynolds
5: Do Scarlett Johannsen in the oval office.
6: TurnNebraska in to one giant Bouncy castle
invite putin over for sunday lunch.
smoke crack for the first time.
Jail for anyone who uses the word 'like'.( Like its like annoying like do you know what I mean).
Increase funding for teachers and nurses.
Legalise dope.
Blow up ALL fast food outlets.
Make everyone do some form of fitness.
That'll do for my first day in office
I'd replace the water with "Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator"
Well of course, it's full of electrolytes and uh ... stuff.
Nice movie reference.
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2. ban the MOBO awards
3. kill Mick Hucknall
4. ban buses
5. ban bullets... not guns
6. hire Jack White for guitar lessons
7. probably kill some more people
8. watch The Godfather I and II in a giant cinema on my own.
9. hump 16 hotties on the desk
10. declare Scotland independent and bomb all of England
When I become president, my first task will be to castrate anyone who creates malware/spyware/trojans. They are useless, vile, god damn pieces of garbage.
Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
Some of the Arkansas has rubbed off (no pun intended) on you too apparently......I just saw the last part of your first post.
Arkansas's in my blood...I can't help it.