It's Your First Day as President...

AmentsChick

Steve Dunne wrote:

1.) Find everyone on bush and cheney's christmas card list
2.) Find every private contractor who dealt with the CIA and Pentagon in the years 2000-2003
3.) Imprison Karl Rove for creating a war in Iraq to ensure Bush was a wartime president during the 2004 election which ultimately caused thousands of deaths.
4.) Bomb the hell out of Tora Bora
5.) Put Joran van der Sloot in a shark tank and ask him what happened to Natalee Hollaway.
6.) Put OJ Simpson in a shark tank and ask him about 6/12/94.
7.) Get Brendan O'Brien to oversee the remix of 'Ten'.
8.) Tell OPEC either oil prices or your asses are going down.

I'm am SUCH a fan of yours!!

Thecure

1) demand that hockey is taken away from any part of the US that does not have snow and move the teams to Winnipeg, Quebec and Hamilton canada
2) say sorry to canada about everything we have done most notably giving them back Celine Dion
3) change the rules that say that only people born in the USA can be president
4) tax break for everyone named the top 100 names in america so as to get relected
5) finally of that last thing does not work make america a dictatorship where you can only vote for me

it will be a very busy 1st day

intodeep

Bend over grab my ankles because i'm fucked.

Whoever is president is going in for a bad ride. We are headed for a bad recession. Not like the early 90's or after the tech bubble or 9/11 probably more like a prolonged one from the 70's.

That being said i would take ole Air Force one for a ride and finally join the mile high club too.

PJSerf

Cut the work week to 4 10-hour days... if you already work 10 hour days, then work 12 or 14 hours for 4 days...

Black Diamond

Thecure wrote:

1) demand that hockey is taken away from any part of the US that does not have snow and move the teams to Winnipeg, Quebec and Hamilton canada
2) say sorry to canada about everything we have done most notably giving them back Celine Dion
3) change the rules that say that only people born in the USA can be president
4) tax break for everyone named the top 100 names in america so as to get relected
5) finally of that last thing does not work make america a dictatorship where you can only vote for me

it will be a very busy 1st day

6) Take over Canada

Thecure

Black Diamond wrote:

6) Take over Canada

what remember 1812? we will take you down

Black Diamond

Thecure wrote:

1) demand that hockey is taken away from any part of the US that does not have snow and move the teams to Winnipeg, Quebec and Hamilton canada
2) say sorry to canada about everything we have done most notably giving them back Celine Dion
3) change the rules that say that only people born in the USA can be president
4) tax break for everyone named the top 100 names in america so as to get relected
5) finally of that last thing does not work make america a dictatorship where you can only vote for me

it will be a very busy 1st day

6)Take Over Canada
7) Erase 1812 from the history books

Thecure

Black Diamond wrote:

6)Take Over Canada
7) Erase 1812 from the history books

was number 7 already done before. i thought i read an american history book and it said that the war of 1812 was won by america with the help of the dinosaurs. sorry if i was wrong it was a history book for kids in alabama

RolandTD20Kdrummer

Fire everyone, and start again.

Thecure

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

Fire everyone, and start again.

does that include the president?

Black Diamond

Thecure wrote:

was number 7 already done before. i thought i read an american history book and it said that the war of 1812 was won by america with the help of the dinosaurs. sorry if i was wrong it was a history book for kids in alabama

LMAO! Probably True :eek:

RolandTD20Kdrummer

Thecure wrote:

does that include the president?

I'd put him in charge of counting staples and keeping all the staplers full, and it would be timed.

Thecure

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

I'd put him in charge of counting staples and keeping all the staplers full, and it would be timed.

but you are the president. is that all you woudl let yourself do?

know1

PJSerf wrote:

Cut the work week to 4 10-hour days... if you already work 10 hour days, then work 12 or 14 hours for 4 days...

That's up to individual companies. The President has nothing to do with that. And as President, you'd be working a lot more than that.

Left Porch

Legalize it. Then order a pizza. Then resign.

Thecure

now on my second day i would do the following

1) contuine to say sorry to canada about Celine Dion (this might take up my 4 years)
2) try to understand why i can't paint the white house red
3) make "given to fly" the national athem
4) i will sell texas to mexico so that we have to change the flag to only 49 stars hence creating jobs

seanw1010

legalize it

everyone knows you get 3 assasinations as president:
have karrot top killed
have dane cook killed...slowly
have chad kreugar killed

immediately withdraw troops from iraq
tax the rich

and mak a law that if "joe the plummer" is mentioned in a presidental debate ever again, whoever said it will have their genitals cut off and fed to them

beachdweller

I would:

- work on getting troops out of Iraq, getting the right tools in place in Afghanistan to take out Al Qaeda and Taliban forces, turn the security over to the countries government, and get our troops out as soon as viable.

- work with congress to cut all tax breaks and suppliments to oil/energy companies, and then put incentives in place to give them tax breaks when they meet certain clean energy threshholds. We need to attack the energy problem, it won't be cheap, but the government can give energy companies a push to get them moving faster through incentives. We need an overall "walk on the moon in a decade" type program on energy

- look at the farming subsidies, should we remove them? what is the reason for them? is their a better way to accomplish this?

- cut the 15 billion drug dealer subsidy

- why does the u s spend the most money per capita on education, and our schools are the best, and are teachers are underpaid?

- why is the u s infant death rate higher than 28 other countries? get prenatal care for all pregnant women, and healthcare for all children in place.

- remove all Bush appointees everywhere, and the people they hired, especially in the department of justice.

- destroy poppy plants in Afghanistan country wide, and invade Columbia with special ops team and take out cartel leaders, and destroy their crops

josevolution

declare a week long holiday with PJ BOOTS on the radio all day long ...

then i would make BUSH & CHENNEY GO TO IRAQ AND APOLOGIZE TO THE WHOLE NATION IN PUBLIC ....

norm

replace fluoride in the water with THC and mellow this country out! :D