Know-It-Alls

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  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    yeah I know a lot of those.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Or maybe the opposite, see this quote by


    Bleeding Gums Murphy:

    The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel WORSE!
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  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Maybe it's the subjects that you don't find too amusing, and not the person?
    At least, that's my case. I usually just give 'em blind ears...
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TrixieCat wrote:
    http://www.analogman.com/singblues.htm


    Awesome, and for the know-it-alls out there, probably 97.576% accurate.
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  • ladygooddiva
    ladygooddiva Posts: 4,169
    i know what your talking about sweety ..since my daughter is born ...everybody knows it what to do:D
  • nfanel
    nfanel Posts: 2,558
    LongRd. wrote:
    Maybe it's the subjects that you don't find too amusing, and not the person?
    At least, that's my case. I usually just give 'em blind ears...
    no...for the most part it's usually the person. sometimes you just need to go with the flow. they're as bad as one-uppers. this should be a seinfeld episode.

    i've learned to just nod and smile and silently think in my head what a jack@ss they are. it's easier that way. :D
  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    nfanel wrote:

    i've learned to just nod and smile and silently think in my head what a jack@ss they are. it's easier that way. :D

    That's the best way to deal with them. You can't feed into it...lol
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    LongRd. wrote:
    Maybe it's the subjects that you don't find too amusing, and not the person?
    At least, that's my case. I usually just give 'em blind ears...

    oh no....it's the person!!!
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    nfanel wrote:
    no...for the most part it's usually the person. sometimes you just need to go with the flow. they're as bad as one-uppers. this should be a seinfeld episode.

    i've learned to just nod and smile and silently think in my head what a jack@ss they are. it's easier that way. :D

    This should totally be a seinfeld epi and that is excellent advice...about just smiling and nodding. ;)
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    73% of all know-it-all haters suffer from low self-esteem. I know for a fact that stat is accurate.


    the other 31% failed Maths
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    AmentsChick wrote:
    I am *SO* not a fan. :rolleyes:

    i KNEW you were going to say that.
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    The Jeagler wrote:
    i KNEW you were going to say that.

    hahahaha. You're such a know-it-all! ;)



    P.S. Ever notice that nearly everyone on this board is from Philly, Boston or NYC?? Just an observation...
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    AmentsChick wrote:
    P.S. Ever notice that nearly everyone on this board is from Philly, Boston or NYC?? Just an observation...

    nope.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    dunkman wrote:
    nope.
    oh yeah..and scotland.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    AmentsChick wrote:
    P.S. Ever notice that nearly everyone on this board is from Philly, Boston or NYC?? Just an observation...

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    the other 31% failed Maths


    thats funny as hell

    edit: wait..not quite super duper funny
    but pretty fuckin funny..

    i liked that for sum reason
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    AmentsChick wrote:
    hahahaha. You're such a know-it-all! ;)



    P.S. Ever notice that nearly everyone on this board is from Philly, Boston or NYC?? Just an observation...

    an everie one of those plces
    has freked me ut i thnk at lest oce

    it was enjoyable
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  • DOSW
    DOSW Posts: 2,014
    Yep. There's this kid in one of my classes who constantly feels the need to elaborate on everything the professor says (especially when it adds nothing to the discussion) and loves bringing up obscure world events that he's sure only he knows about. I bet he ruined dozens of keyboards from masturbating over Wikipedia articles.
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    DOSW wrote:
    Yep. There's this kid in one of my classes who constantly feels the need to elaborate on everything the professor says (especially when it adds nothing to the discussion) and loves bringing up obscure world events that he's sure only he knows about. I bet he ruined dozens of keyboards from masturbating over Wikipedia articles.

    LMAO!! That sounds EXACTLY like someone I know!!! Hilariousness.
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,814
    AmentsChick wrote:
    hahahaha. You're such a know-it-all! ;)



    P.S. Ever notice that nearly everyone on this board is from Philly, Boston or NYC?? Just an observation...

    thats because we do know it all here ;) .....
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