Any guys ever fake an orgasm?

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  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    There is nothing wrong with this thread at all!! You can't even talk about orgasms now...? WTF can we talk about then??

    :p

    well it is an all-ages board.
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    well it is an all-ages board.
    considering im the youngest one here, i say its all fun and games, until someone fakes it :rolleyes: :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    considering im the youngest one here, i say its all fun and games, until someone fakes it :rolleyes: :D

    haha yeah, YOU think it's fine, but you're not the one talking about orgasms with a 15 year old!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    considering im the youngest one here, i say its all fun and games, until someone fakes it :rolleyes: :D

    exactly.....it's not age but maturity and you are a lot more mature than some here.....well until you start talking boston sports...;) :p:D
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    cutback wrote:
    exactly.....it's not age but maturity and you are a lot more mature than some here.....well until you start talking boston sports...;) :p:D
    dam straight. F the YANKS!!!!!!!!!! :D:D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • stickboy
    stickboy Posts: 2,981
    cutback wrote:
    honey why are you holding that bottle of Lubriderm?
    "it's not lubriderm baby, it's called PEARRLLL JAM..c'mon say it with me..."

    Wife: "damn honey..you got PEARRLLL Jam all over the place!"


    ":D
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
    ************************************
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    stickboy wrote:
    "it's not lubriderm baby, it's called PEARRLLL JAM..c'mon say it with me..."

    Wife: "damn honey..you got PEARRLLL Jam all over the place!"


    ":D


    :D:D:D
  • stickboy
    stickboy Posts: 2,981
    cutback wrote:
    :D:D:D
    hahah
    pearl jam ..it gets her excited!
    I think thats a new ad right there! :eek:
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
    ************************************
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    There is nothing wrong with this thread at all!! You can't even talk about orgasms now...? WTF can we talk about then??

    :p


    calm down child, i didnt say anything was wrong with this thread, i just thought that her thinking that post was too graphic but not saying the thread was too graphic was odd.
    : )
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 27,016
    long red wrote:
    Me neither.

    funny shit.
    severed hand thirteen
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  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    Uh, yes, believe it or not.

    I had just had an orgasm maybe 10-15 minutes earlier, so I wasn't really all that hip about having another.

    But, my g/f jumped on top of me while we were playing cards.

    Next thing we were in bed, and at some point I went, "Uhhhgh...OK, I'm done."

    She knew I was faking it, BTW.

    True story.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • PahkTheCah
    PahkTheCah Posts: 193
    Stone Is God wrote:
    Never.

    Had to stop a few times because I was to shit faced though.


    whiskey d![k. been there...
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    The only people that fake them, are the ones that can't have one so easily.

    Otherwise why bother to fake it?
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Yep.

    I have. *Perhaps getting a little to personal but I don't care*. When I've been drinking I'm marathon-man. Those times...as Kramer said "I was tired and wanted to get some sleep".
    Or I was just too drunk and wanted to pass out.

    That said, I still made sure I took care of buisness. :D
  • brainofPJ
    brainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    mca47 wrote:
    Yep.

    I have. *Perhaps getting a little to personal but I don't care*. When I've been drinking I'm marathon-man. Those times...as Kramer said "I was tired and wanted to get some sleep".
    Or I was just too drunk and wanted to pass out.

    That said, I still made sure I took care of buisness. :D


    'marathon man'....

    that's the only reason i drink so much now.


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    brainofPJ wrote:
    'marathon man'....

    that's the only reason i drink so much now.

    Hell yeah!

    Gotta keep up the tolerance! Ya' never know! :D
  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 27,016
    brainofPJ wrote:
    'marathon man'....

    that's the only reason i drink so much now.

    just make sure to remember it haha.
    severed hand thirteen
    2006: Gorge 7/23 2008: Hartford 6/27 Beacon 7/1 2009: Spectrum 10/30-31
    2010: Newark 5/18 MSG 5/20-21 2011: PJ20 9/3-4 2012: Made In America 9/2
    2013: Brooklyn 10/18-19 Philly 10/21-22 Hartford 10/25 2014: ACL10/12
    2015: NYC 9/23 2016: Tampa 4/11 Philly 4/28-29 MSG 5/1-2 Fenway 8/5+8/7
    2017: RRHoF 4/7   2018: Fenway 9/2+9/4   2021: Sea Hear Now 9/18 
    2022: MSG 9/11  2024: MSG 9/3-4 Philly 9/7+9/9 Fenway 9/15+9/17
    2025: Pittsburgh 5/16+5/18
  • brainofPJ
    brainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    mca47 wrote:
    Hell yeah!

    Gotta keep up the tolerance! Ya' never know! :D


    problem is whenever im drunk my wife tells me in the morning i tried to stick it you know where.


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • drew2420
    drew2420 Posts: 61
    It is possible, Orgasm and Ejaculation are not the same thing.
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Why would I want to fake it? :confused:
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