The only people that fake them, are the ones that can't have one so easily.
Otherwise why bother to fake it?
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
I have. *Perhaps getting a little to personal but I don't care*. When I've been drinking I'm marathon-man. Those times...as Kramer said "I was tired and wanted to get some sleep".
Or I was just too drunk and wanted to pass out.
That said, I still made sure I took care of buisness.
I have. *Perhaps getting a little to personal but I don't care*. When I've been drinking I'm marathon-man. Those times...as Kramer said "I was tired and wanted to get some sleep".
Or I was just too drunk and wanted to pass out.
That said, I still made sure I took care of buisness.
'marathon man'....
that's the only reason i drink so much now.
Esther's here and she's sick?
hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
i faked it in a restaurant once.. i was with my wife and i just made all these grunting noises and ohhhh yessss and stuff like that... and this big fat bald guy said to the waiter "oh i'll have what he's having".. and i yelled back "it's a fucking salad fat tits, you better ask the guy to deep fry it"
they copied that for a film... i think it was called "Fat Tits Orders A Salad"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i faked it in a restaurant once.. i was with my wife and i just made all these grunting noises and ohhhh yessss and stuff like that... and this big fat bald guy said to the waiter "oh i'll have what he's having".. and i yelled back "it's a fucking salad fat tits, you better ask the guy to deep fry it"
they copied that for a film... i think it was called "Fat Tits Orders A Salad"
Perhaps there is a website like the shemale test. Ten little videos, and we get to guess whether the orgasm is real or fake.
It's fake! That was mayonnaise. eww.
I think I would rather play this game deciding whether or not a woman was faking.
To pie I will reply
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
OMG :eek: I've got Pearl Jam on my back right now :eek:
I can't get it off :eek:
Prolly cuz it's a tattoo LOL!
sorry....that was lame, I know - I'm tired.
haHHAH!
no worries... Im sure it looks good on your back
Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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of course, you'd have to be in the right position for that.
I've given this way too much thought. This really couldn't work unless she was drunk enough. Spit doesn't look the same, there wouldn't be enough of it, plus the sound you make when you spit. However conditioner or hand cream might work except the temp. would have to be right plus the logistics.
I HAVE thought about this WAY too much.
"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
I've given this way too much thought. This really couldn't work unless she was drunk enough. Spit doesn't look the same, there wouldn't be enough of it, plus the sound you make when you spit. However conditioner or hand cream might work except the temp. would have to be right plus the logistics.
I HAVE thought about this WAY too much.
I had a buddy in high school that put vanilla yogurt in the microwave for about 20 seconds, then went up to a kid who was passed out at the party and made all sorts of moaning sounds, then threw the yogurt on the kids back.
I had a buddy in high school that put vanilla yogurt in the microwave for about 20 seconds, then went up to a kid who was passed out at the party and made all sorts of moaning sounds, then threw the yogurt on the kids back.
Good times.
That is fucking AWESOME. I know that would freak me out. Just make sure it isn't too hot or they'll think you have a fever.
"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
woooow :eek:
ok, thats my cue to never come back in this thread lol
Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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I have. When you just want it to end, or you didnt want it in the first place.
Usually though when i end up being Marathon man I give up for her sake. She's usually happy by then anyways. When it isnt going to happen, you just know it, especially when you exhaust your go to positions.
Yep. The things she was doing were downright painful so I wanted it over ASAP. I'm quite surprised she fell for it to be honest.
I have to say, as a woman, this is one of my worst nightmares. I would hope that a man would tell me if I'm hurting him!
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I had just had an orgasm maybe 10-15 minutes earlier, so I wasn't really all that hip about having another.
But, my g/f jumped on top of me while we were playing cards.
Next thing we were in bed, and at some point I went, "Uhhhgh...OK, I'm done."
She knew I was faking it, BTW.
True story.
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
whiskey d![k. been there...
Otherwise why bother to fake it?
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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I have. *Perhaps getting a little to personal but I don't care*. When I've been drinking I'm marathon-man. Those times...as Kramer said "I was tired and wanted to get some sleep".
Or I was just too drunk and wanted to pass out.
That said, I still made sure I took care of buisness.
'marathon man'....
that's the only reason i drink so much now.
Esther's here and she's sick?
hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
Hell yeah!
Gotta keep up the tolerance! Ya' never know!
just make sure to remember it haha.
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problem is whenever im drunk my wife tells me in the morning i tried to stick it you know where.
Esther's here and she's sick?
hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
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they copied that for a film... i think it was called "Fat Tits Orders A Salad"
i saw that movie.
http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
Perhaps there is a website like the shemale test. Ten little videos, and we get to guess whether the orgasm is real or fake.
It's fake! That was mayonnaise. eww.
I think I would rather play this game deciding whether or not a woman was faking.
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
Is that bad?
not sure if she bought it though.
I can't get it off :eek:
Prolly cuz it's a tattoo
sorry....that was lame, I know - I'm tired.
haHHAH!
no worries... Im sure it looks good on your back
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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I've given this way too much thought. This really couldn't work unless she was drunk enough. Spit doesn't look the same, there wouldn't be enough of it, plus the sound you make when you spit. However conditioner or hand cream might work except the temp. would have to be right plus the logistics.
I HAVE thought about this WAY too much.
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/
http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
I had a buddy in high school that put vanilla yogurt in the microwave for about 20 seconds, then went up to a kid who was passed out at the party and made all sorts of moaning sounds, then threw the yogurt on the kids back.
Good times.
That is fucking AWESOME. I know that would freak me out. Just make sure it isn't too hot or they'll think you have a fever.
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/
http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
And salt to taste...
Then get someone (anyone, funnier with a REALLY straight guy) to come in and eat it. That would probably make me puke.
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/
http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
ok, thats my cue to never come back in this thread lol
Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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LOL!
Something tells me he's not talking about the mayonnaise jar.
Usually though when i end up being Marathon man I give up for her sake. She's usually happy by then anyways. When it isnt going to happen, you just know it, especially when you exhaust your go to positions.
I'v done it many many times.
I have to say, as a woman, this is one of my worst nightmares. I would hope that a man would tell me if I'm hurting him!
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Next!"