Any guys ever fake an orgasm?

orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
edited February 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Me neither.
Jam out with your clam out.
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    WTF....??? That would be weird......but I'm sure it happens.....
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Never.

    Had to stop a few times because I was to shit faced though.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • given2fly10given2fly10 Posts: 485
    :confused:
    And he still gives his love, he just gives it away, The love he receives is the love that is saved, And sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky, A human being that was given to fly

    no bed=no brian

    coke sucks
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    only when i'm alone
  • never.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    WTF....??? That would be weird......but I'm sure it happens.....

    kramer faked :).

    sometimes it's just enough already and I want to get some sleep.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    cutback wrote:
    only when i'm alone


    LOL

    hehehehehehahhahahahaehehehee ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    cutback wrote:
    only when i'm alone

    LMAO :D
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    How would you? Fling some hair conditioner on the floor?
    :D:D:D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • How would you? Fling some hair conditioner on the floor?
    :D:D:D
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA> that made my night(not in that way) :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    How would you? Fling some hair conditioner on the floor?
    :D:D:D

    you could spit on her back.

    of course, you'd have to be in the right position for that.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    How would you? Fling some hair conditioner on the floor?
    :D:D:D


    honey why are you holding that bottle of Lubriderm?
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    How would you? Fling some hair conditioner on the floor?
    :D:D:D

    that's kind of graphic for this board...

    but I think it could totally be done. I wouldn't know...
  • ummm.....yeah, but i think thats all i want to say.
  • pjl44pjl44 Posts: 9,848
    Reminds one of the ol' "Harry Houdini."
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    long red wrote:
    you could spit on her back.

    of course, you'd have to be in the right position for that.


    nniicceee...
    is it getting HOT in here??.... ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    that's kind of graphic for this board...

    but I think it could totally be done. I wouldn't know...

    saying flinging hair conditioner on the floor is kind of graphic for this board, but the actual thread is okay?


    okee dokey.
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    the wolf wrote:
    saying flinging hair conditioner on the floor is kind of graphic for this board, but the actual thread is okay?


    okee dokey.

    haha no, I actually don't think the thread is ok, but I'm lazy enough to respond to it, I'm avoiding going to bed.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    There is nothing wrong with this thread at all!! You can't even talk about orgasms now...? WTF can we talk about then??

    :p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    haha no, I actually don't think the thread is ok, but I'm lazy enough to respond to it, I'm avoiding going to bed.


    : )
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    There is nothing wrong with this thread at all!! You can't even talk about orgasms now...? WTF can we talk about then??

    :p

    well it is an all-ages board.
  • well it is an all-ages board.
    considering im the youngest one here, i say its all fun and games, until someone fakes it :rolleyes: :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    considering im the youngest one here, i say its all fun and games, until someone fakes it :rolleyes: :D

    haha yeah, YOU think it's fine, but you're not the one talking about orgasms with a 15 year old!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    considering im the youngest one here, i say its all fun and games, until someone fakes it :rolleyes: :D

    exactly.....it's not age but maturity and you are a lot more mature than some here.....well until you start talking boston sports...;) :p:D
  • cutback wrote:
    exactly.....it's not age but maturity and you are a lot more mature than some here.....well until you start talking boston sports...;) :p:D
    dam straight. F the YANKS!!!!!!!!!! :D:D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    cutback wrote:
    honey why are you holding that bottle of Lubriderm?
    "it's not lubriderm baby, it's called PEARRLLL JAM..c'mon say it with me..."

    Wife: "damn honey..you got PEARRLLL Jam all over the place!"


    ":D
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
    ************************************
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    stickboy wrote:
    "it's not lubriderm baby, it's called PEARRLLL JAM..c'mon say it with me..."

    Wife: "damn honey..you got PEARRLLL Jam all over the place!"


    ":D


    :D:D:D
  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    cutback wrote:
    :D:D:D
    hahah
    pearl jam ..it gets her excited!
    I think thats a new ad right there! :eek:
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
    ************************************
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    There is nothing wrong with this thread at all!! You can't even talk about orgasms now...? WTF can we talk about then??

    :p


    calm down child, i didnt say anything was wrong with this thread, i just thought that her thinking that post was too graphic but not saying the thread was too graphic was odd.
    : )
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,444
    long red wrote:
    Me neither.

    funny shit.
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