very boring on here lately ....

eyedclaar

failedpersephone wrote:

woah, NYPJ1 - I thought you were 31...so unless she is like 60, she isn't a cougar...because you ain't no cub...sweetie



how do you propose we liven this place up?? I mean it's been dead enough around here to get a necrophiliac moist...

*woops...slipped off m'chair*

Here you go, Failed P. I once wrote a song for you...


Lady Death


Unearthed a woman
With ivory skin
Stiletto heels
And plastic tits
Room to rent eyeballs
Staring at me
As I bang away

But that's my lady death
She my lady death
Knocked out head to toe
In her black and blue
Leather dress

Well I keep it a secret
We all got a secret
I keep it a secret
From you and myself

She hangs from the wall
With rigid lips
She doesn't seem to mind
If it's forced
Or if I'm spent

But that's my lady death
She my lady death
Knocked out head to toe
In her black and blue
Leather dress

Well I keep it a secret
We all got a secret
I keep it a secret
From you and myself

Lady Death lies beside me at night
Whispering of a day much brighter
Lady Death lies in a pile of filters
Sitting next to my cigarette lighter
Lady Death lies on the lips of friends
Lovers and right on the tip of my tongue
Lady Death lies and I listen with a grin
Tacked right to my gums

failedpersephone

eyedclaar wrote:

Here you go, Failed P. I once wrote a song for you...


Lady Death


Unearthed a woman
With ivory skin
Stiletto heels
And plastic tits
Room to rent eyeballs
Staring at me
As I bang away

But that's my lady death
She my lady death
Knocked out head to toe
In her black and blue
Leather dress

Well I keep it a secret
We all got a secret
I keep it a secret
From you and myself

She hangs from the wall
With rigid lips
She doesn't seem to mind
If it's forced
Or if I'm spent

But that's my lady death
She my lady death
Knocked out head to toe
In her black and blue
Leather dress

Well I keep it a secret
We all got a secret
I keep it a secret
From you and myself

Lady Death lies beside me at night
Whispering of a day much brighter
Lady Death lies in a pile of filters
Sitting next to my cigarette lighter
Lady Death lies on the lips of friends
Lovers and right on the tip of my tongue
Lady Death lies and I listen with a grin
Tacked right to my gums

that grin does NOT convey how much I liked that.

tit's aint plastic, and I prefer wool not leather but over all...niiiice...
at first I thought it was going to be like the Andralls song...but yours is way sweeter...I especially like the cigarette line...nothing like the prop of a good cig.

failedpersephone

NY PJ1 wrote:

nah she is mid 40's ...... and it doesnt matter my age ,,she is a cougar in today's society

i dont know how to liven it up ,, but man o man is it boring

My best friend is fucking a cougar - and it's kinda funny because she has that leather tan thing going for her...I have to say the creepiest thing is her hands...they look like the monkey's paw.


oh, wow...that was catty...*congratulates self*

norm

here, watch a moron

eyedclaar

failedpersephone wrote:

My best friend is fucking a cougar - and it's kinda funny because she has that leather tan thing going for her...I have to say the creepiest thing is her hands...they look like the monkey's paw.


oh, wow...that was catty...*congratulates self*

Ever tried making a wish on one of those monkey paws when she wasn't looking? Careful, it might come true but it will almost certainly have horrible consequences...

failedpersephone

eyedclaar wrote:

Ever tried making a wish on one of those monkey paws when she wasn't looking? Careful, it might come true but it will almost certainly have horrible consequences...

I have joked with him about that...mostly my jokes focus on handies

iluvcats

failedpersephone wrote:

My best friend is fucking a cougar - and it's kinda funny because she has that leather tan thing going for her...I have to say the creepiest thing is her hands...they look like the monkey's paw.

I know what you mean, I used to go out on boats (no sunscreen) then later to tanning beds. Now when I drive, I wear number 45 sunscreen on my hands all year. They are not pretty and it may be from hot showers too...

failedpersephone

iluvcats wrote:

I know what you mean, I used to go out on boats (no sunscreen) then later to tanning beds. Now when I drive, I wear number 45 sunscreen on my hands all year. They are not pretty and it may be from hot showers too...

hand cream and cotton gloves while you sleep!!!


I have been told that this works...

the thing about her hands is, she wears a lot of jewelry...so it looks like someone is tarting up a mummy...

Dissidentman

failedpersephone wrote:

hand cream and cotton gloves while you sleep!!!


I have been told that this works...

the thing about her hands is, she wears a lot of jewelry...so it looks like someone is tarting up a mummy...

http://llwyd.tripod.com/gross/lsmary1.jpg

is this her?

iluvcats

failedpersephone wrote:

hand cream and cotton gloves while you sleep!!!

I think that sun damage causes a lack of collagen to hands. There just isn't much skin there, unfortunately. Now if only I could transplant some fat from my thighs to my hands and some where else higher up, that would be great.

iluvcats

NY PJ1 wrote:

enough said

we need some life

did you see TLC the other night? A very pretty lady weighed 500 lbs and lost about 150 pounds in her stomach and the excess skin literally looked like a huge tail under her breasts down to about a foot above the floor. The plastic surgeon picked it up and said he never saw that much excess skin in his life. I felt so sorry for her and I really wanted to see her post surgery but my husband turned the channel. The surgeon said he was cutting it off and it weighed 40 lbs.