I like this guy from AI. I never saw him on there. I've seen him lately on a TV guide show. I think he's good looking: http://www.myspace.com/justinguarini
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8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
I like this guy from AI. I never saw him on there. I've seen him lately on a TV guide show. I think he's good looking: http://www.myspace.com/justinguarini
cant open it at work,,that shows u how bored iam lol
woah, NYPJ1 - I thought you were 31...so unless she is like 60, she isn't a cougar...because you ain't no cub...sweetie
how do you propose we liven this place up?? I mean it's been dead enough around here to get a necrophiliac moist...
*woops...slipped off m'chair*
Here you go, Failed P. I once wrote a song for you...
Lady Death
Unearthed a woman
With ivory skin
Stiletto heels
And plastic tits
Room to rent eyeballs
Staring at me
As I bang away
But that's my lady death
She my lady death
Knocked out head to toe
In her black and blue
Leather dress
Well I keep it a secret
We all got a secret
I keep it a secret
From you and myself
She hangs from the wall
With rigid lips
She doesn't seem to mind
If it's forced
Or if I'm spent
But that's my lady death
She my lady death
Knocked out head to toe
In her black and blue
Leather dress
Well I keep it a secret
We all got a secret
I keep it a secret
From you and myself
Lady Death lies beside me at night
Whispering of a day much brighter
Lady Death lies in a pile of filters
Sitting next to my cigarette lighter
Lady Death lies on the lips of friends
Lovers and right on the tip of my tongue
Lady Death lies and I listen with a grin
Tacked right to my gums
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Here you go, Failed P. I once wrote a song for you...
Lady Death
Unearthed a woman
With ivory skin
Stiletto heels
And plastic tits
Room to rent eyeballs
Staring at me
As I bang away
But that's my lady death
She my lady death
Knocked out head to toe
In her black and blue
Leather dress
Well I keep it a secret
We all got a secret
I keep it a secret
From you and myself
She hangs from the wall
With rigid lips
She doesn't seem to mind
If it's forced
Or if I'm spent
But that's my lady death
She my lady death
Knocked out head to toe
In her black and blue
Leather dress
Well I keep it a secret
We all got a secret
I keep it a secret
From you and myself
Lady Death lies beside me at night
Whispering of a day much brighter
Lady Death lies in a pile of filters
Sitting next to my cigarette lighter
Lady Death lies on the lips of friends
Lovers and right on the tip of my tongue
Lady Death lies and I listen with a grin
Tacked right to my gums
that grin does NOT convey how much I liked that.
tit's aint plastic, and I prefer wool not leather but over all...niiiice...
at first I thought it was going to be like the Andralls song...but yours is way sweeter...I especially like the cigarette line...nothing like the prop of a good cig.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
nah she is mid 40's ...... and it doesnt matter my age ,,she is a cougar in today's society
i dont know how to liven it up ,, but man o man is it boring
My best friend is fucking a cougar - and it's kinda funny because she has that leather tan thing going for her...I have to say the creepiest thing is her hands...they look like the monkey's paw.
oh, wow...that was catty...*congratulates self*
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
My best friend is fucking a cougar - and it's kinda funny because she has that leather tan thing going for her...I have to say the creepiest thing is her hands...they look like the monkey's paw.
oh, wow...that was catty...*congratulates self*
Ever tried making a wish on one of those monkey paws when she wasn't looking? Careful, it might come true but it will almost certainly have horrible consequences...
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Ever tried making a wish on one of those monkey paws when she wasn't looking? Careful, it might come true but it will almost certainly have horrible consequences...
I have joked with him about that...mostly my jokes focus on handies
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
My best friend is fucking a cougar - and it's kinda funny because she has that leather tan thing going for her...I have to say the creepiest thing is her hands...they look like the monkey's paw.
I know what you mean, I used to go out on boats (no sunscreen) then later to tanning beds. Now when I drive, I wear number 45 sunscreen on my hands all year. They are not pretty and it may be from hot showers too...
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
I know what you mean, I used to go out on boats (no sunscreen) then later to tanning beds. Now when I drive, I wear number 45 sunscreen on my hands all year. They are not pretty and it may be from hot showers too...
hand cream and cotton gloves while you sleep!!!
I have been told that this works...
the thing about her hands is, she wears a lot of jewelry...so it looks like someone is tarting up a mummy...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
I think that sun damage causes a lack of collagen to hands. There just isn't much skin there, unfortunately. Now if only I could transplant some fat from my thighs to my hands and some where else higher up, that would be great.
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8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
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yea nyu let out across the street also ,,so now its real boring here at work
You still have the cougar
she's on vacation today:( lol
that sucks... so you really have nothing to do but work. This is terrible!
A fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy...
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im bored to death and this board isnt helping lol
Maybe we could set up some sort of fund for PJ... Send him a singing telegram... a gorilla or a nurse or something?
How about a singing gorilla in a nurse outfit? Awesome and sexy at the same time...
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I like you!
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i think that would cheer him up, let me make some calls....
It's coz I was banned for two weeks. :rolleyes:
THATS WHAT IT WAS!!!!!!! lol
the new mods are mean
I like this guy from AI. I never saw him on there. I've seen him lately on a TV guide show. I think he's good looking:
http://www.myspace.com/justinguarini
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
cant open it at work,,that shows u how bored iam lol
I thought private messages were helping with the boring stuff?!?! :rolleyes:
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
We have a winner.......!!!
This is a true statement!!!!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Who gets PM's????
how do you propose we liven this place up?? I mean it's been dead enough around here to get a necrophiliac moist...
*woops...slipped off m'chair*
nah she is mid 40's ...... and it doesnt matter my age ,,she is a cougar in today's society
i dont know how to liven it up ,, but man o man is it boring
Here you go, Failed P. I once wrote a song for you...
Lady Death
Unearthed a woman
With ivory skin
Stiletto heels
And plastic tits
Room to rent eyeballs
Staring at me
As I bang away
But that's my lady death
She my lady death
Knocked out head to toe
In her black and blue
Leather dress
Well I keep it a secret
We all got a secret
I keep it a secret
From you and myself
She hangs from the wall
With rigid lips
She doesn't seem to mind
If it's forced
Or if I'm spent
But that's my lady death
She my lady death
Knocked out head to toe
In her black and blue
Leather dress
Well I keep it a secret
We all got a secret
I keep it a secret
From you and myself
Lady Death lies beside me at night
Whispering of a day much brighter
Lady Death lies in a pile of filters
Sitting next to my cigarette lighter
Lady Death lies on the lips of friends
Lovers and right on the tip of my tongue
Lady Death lies and I listen with a grin
Tacked right to my gums
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that grin does NOT convey how much I liked that.
tit's aint plastic, and I prefer wool not leather but over all...niiiice...
at first I thought it was going to be like the Andralls song...but yours is way sweeter...I especially like the cigarette line...nothing like the prop of a good cig.
My best friend is fucking a cougar - and it's kinda funny because she has that leather tan thing going for her...I have to say the creepiest thing is her hands...they look like the monkey's paw.
oh, wow...that was catty...*congratulates self*
Ever tried making a wish on one of those monkey paws when she wasn't looking? Careful, it might come true but it will almost certainly have horrible consequences...
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I have joked with him about that...mostly my jokes focus on handies
I know what you mean, I used to go out on boats (no sunscreen) then later to tanning beds. Now when I drive, I wear number 45 sunscreen on my hands all year. They are not pretty and it may be from hot showers too...
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
I have been told that this works...
the thing about her hands is, she wears a lot of jewelry...so it looks like someone is tarting up a mummy...
http://llwyd.tripod.com/gross/lsmary1.jpg
is this her?
I think that sun damage causes a lack of collagen to hands. There just isn't much skin there, unfortunately. Now if only I could transplant some fat from my thighs to my hands and some where else higher up, that would be great.
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more