And yet another drug test question...

yahamita

So, I had this pure sample to use, got it in into the bathroom with me, no problems ,filled the cup, its a tad bit short, so I add a few of my own tainted speciman, just a few drops to make it to the correct line. It was barely anything...do you think this will ruin it, or should it be diluted enough? It was the test for the 5 drugs...

and lets get beyond the slamming of you shouldn't use drugs,,,,blah blah blah..I just need your thoughts...

GraySaturday

I'm not a scientist or anything, but I would think a little amount would dilute in a bigger mixture. I don't know how sensitive these tests are. Maybe it will come back as inconclusive or something, at the worst?

Good luck! How long before you find out?

Obi Once

I Stopped smoking weed when i read ur earlier thread, as an act of whatever.. and I would sure would like to roll a phat .. right now.. (on topic) No idea what would come out of the testing, but agree a little amount would dilute in a bigger mixture.

patrickredeyes

yahamita wrote:

So, I had this pure sample to use, got it in into the bathroom with me, no problems ,filled the cup, its a tad bit short, so I add a few of my own tainted speciman, just a few drops to make it to the correct line. It was barely anything...do you think this will ruin it, or should it be diluted enough? It was the test for the 5 drugs...

and lets get beyond the slamming of you shouldn't use drugs,,,,blah blah blah..I just need your thoughts...

Hope all goes well Lisa.

pj10alive42

You're screwed...seriously. I know. My sisters best friends daughters boyfriend has a cousin who has a friend whos older sister is dating a guy whos dad's brother works in a lab.

vedderfan10

I still don't know why you guys put up with drug tests at all...It's really a violation of human rights. Most companies here have policies (and it's common sense for the most part) that you don't take street drugs or drink alcohol at work (or show up stoned or sloshed)...what you do on your own time (as long as it is not a conflict of interest) is YOUR business, not your employers...

GreenTeaDisease

Vedderfan10 wrote:

I still don't know why you guys put up with drug tests at all...It's really a violation of human rights. Most companies here have policies (and it's common sense for the most part) that you don't take street drugs or drink alcohol at work (or show up stoned or sloshed)...what you do on your own time (as long as it is not a conflict of interest) is YOUR business, not your employers...

only a very small set of jobs require them. it's not the norm.

vedderfan10

GreenTeaDisease wrote:

only a very small set of jobs require them. it's not the norm.

Yeah, it just seems odd to a little ol' wine-drinkin' Canadian like me...you can tell an awful lot about a person from their urine...esp. if they do full screen testing and just don't tell you that's what they're doing....

justam

Why do companies feel they have the right to do this?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

yahamita wrote:

So, I had this pure sample to use, got it in into the bathroom with me, no problems ,filled the cup, its a tad bit short, so I add a few of my own tainted speciman, just a few drops to make it to the correct line. It was barely anything...do you think this will ruin it, or should it be diluted enough? It was the test for the 5 drugs...

and lets get beyond the slamming of you shouldn't use drugs,,,,blah blah blah..I just need your thoughts...

i may be wrong....

but im pretty sure you are going to fail.....

PearlJamaholic

justam wrote:

Why do companies feel they have the right to do this?

insurance. the idea is youre more likely to come to work unable to do your job and a greater risk to accident.

as for your question id be surprised if you pass. those things are supposed to be pretty picky. when i was talking with a recruiter and all i had to take one before meps and they used the in office kind and even those can tell if add some sort of chemical in it to mess with the test.

so id have to think the in lab tests will be able to pick out what they are looking for from such a small sample. think of it this way if you put that much urine in a amount of water that equaled your clean sample could you drink that mixture without knowing? machines are alot more sensitive than humans.

good luck but youre probably screwed.

yahamita

I will know Monday morning....A friend of mine said to me Friday...don't judge me by my pee!

Heineken Helen

GreenTeaDisease wrote:

only a very small set of jobs require them. it's not the norm.

I'm completely against drugs tests... BUT... if you TAKE drugs, it just seems a little silly to go for the job that requires testing

Travelar

So what you're saying is that you're dishonest and you have no problem committing fraud? It's always good to start off on that foot.

yahamita

Heineken Helen wrote:

I'm completely against drugs tests... BUT... if you TAKE drugs, it just seems a little silly to go for the job that requires testing

They don't tell you you have to test until you have completely interviewed and filled out your paperwork, then they spring it on you! I should know something within the hour...I'm all dressed and ready to go to work, I feel that it is all going to be ok!

patrickredeyes

yahamita wrote:

They don't tell you you have to test until you have completely interviewed and filled out your paperwork, then they spring it on you! I should know something within the hour...I'm all dressed and ready to go to work, I feel that it is all going to be ok!

Hope all goes well.

Heineken Helen

yahamita wrote:

They don't tell you you have to test until you have completely interviewed and filled out your paperwork, then they spring it on you! I should know something within the hour...I'm all dressed and ready to go to work, I feel that it is all going to be ok!

wow, that's shit. I don't think any job is worth that tbh but good luck.

upina2001

GraySaturday wrote:

I'm not a scientist or anything, but I would think a little amount would dilute in a bigger mixture. I don't know how sensitive these tests are. Maybe it will come back as inconclusive or something, at the worst?

Good luck! How long before you find out?

no toxins, and do not dilute.

justjoshingu

it depends on the sensitivity of the test itself. some can test for a particle and some need a certain concentration.

if its something like you did a line of coke off a hookers ass behing the drug testing place, then you might be screwed.

yahamita

Big fat FAILURE!!!

patrickredeyes

yahamita wrote:

Big fat FAILURE!!!

Ahhhh sorry to hear the news Lisa. :(

PJPixie

yahamita wrote:

Big fat FAILURE!!!

aaww man, I'm sorry. My heart sunk when I read that . I've been thinking good thoughts for you.

Stelly

If I'm hiring for a job that could be dangerous (mechanic, operating heavy machinery, etc.), I don't want to hire someone who is a drug user. It can (notice I say "can" as in "possibly, and not in every single case") carry over into the work place and create very dangerous situations.

Hawkshore

yahamita wrote:

Big fat FAILURE!!!

That sucks! :(

GraySaturday

yahamita wrote:

Big fat FAILURE!!!

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that..

sennin

Can't really say that I'm sorry....but good lluck to you!

vedderelf

Next time use one of those Ready Clean detox treatments from a head shop. They are about $20-30 but well worth it. If you're a woman, you'll want to get the one made especially for women, just because it has vitamins and good stuff for you.

Word of advice: Take about 1 1/2 hour before test, but make sure you don't have a long drive and that you have access to a bathroom while you're waiting. This thing cleans you out. ALL OF YOU.

As long as you follow the instructions, which aren't too hard, you'll pass.

As far as those who judge over drug tests...I'd much rather my employees get blazed every now and then and pass out watching Squidbillies rather than calling sick every week because they are hungover from karaoke.

yahamita

vedderelf wrote:

Next time use one of those Ready Clean detox treatments from a head shop. They are about $20-30 but well worth it. If you're a woman, you'll want to get the one made especially for women, just because it has vitamins and good stuff for you.

Word of advice: Take about 1 1/2 hour before test, but make sure you don't have a long drive and that you have access to a bathroom while you're waiting. This thing cleans you out. ALL OF YOU.

As long as you follow the instructions, which aren't too hard, you'll pass.

As far as those who judge over drug tests...I'd much rather my employees get blazed every now and then and pass out watching Squidbillies rather than calling sick every week because they are hungover from karaoke.

Not true! My bf spent over $200.00 and was clean 3 weeks and still failed last month. They are now $60.00..Nothing cheap anymore

justjoshingu

vedderelf wrote:

Next time use one of those Ready Clean detox treatments from a head shop. They are about $20-30 but well worth it. If you're a woman, you'll want to get the one made especially for women, just because it has vitamins and good stuff for you.

Word of advice: Take about 1 1/2 hour before test, but make sure you don't have a long drive and that you have access to a bathroom while you're waiting. This thing cleans you out. ALL OF YOU.

As long as you follow the instructions, which aren't too hard, you'll pass.

As far as those who judge over drug tests...I'd much rather my employees get blazed every now and then and pass out watching Squidbillies rather than calling sick every week because they are hungover from karaoke.

that is the wrong way to look at it. anyone should be fired for watching squidbillies.....

yahamita

I was just notified the person's sample I used inhailers for breathing problems. Would that show up as anything? And they never asked me what meds I was taking, and I do have a script for Clonazapam...

SPEEDY MCCREADY

yahamita wrote:

I was just notified the person's sample I used inhailers for breathing problems. Would that show up as anything? And they never asked me what meds I was taking, and I do have a script for Clonazapam...

when the doctor called you...

what did he say you tested positive for????