And yet another drug test question...

PJPixie

yahamita wrote:

Big fat FAILURE!!!

aaww man, I'm sorry. My heart sunk when I read that . I've been thinking good thoughts for you.

Stelly

If I'm hiring for a job that could be dangerous (mechanic, operating heavy machinery, etc.), I don't want to hire someone who is a drug user. It can (notice I say "can" as in "possibly, and not in every single case") carry over into the work place and create very dangerous situations.

Hawkshore

yahamita wrote:

Big fat FAILURE!!!

That sucks! :(

GraySaturday

yahamita wrote:

Big fat FAILURE!!!

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that..

sennin

Can't really say that I'm sorry....but good lluck to you!

vedderelf

Next time use one of those Ready Clean detox treatments from a head shop. They are about $20-30 but well worth it. If you're a woman, you'll want to get the one made especially for women, just because it has vitamins and good stuff for you.

Word of advice: Take about 1 1/2 hour before test, but make sure you don't have a long drive and that you have access to a bathroom while you're waiting. This thing cleans you out. ALL OF YOU.

As long as you follow the instructions, which aren't too hard, you'll pass.

As far as those who judge over drug tests...I'd much rather my employees get blazed every now and then and pass out watching Squidbillies rather than calling sick every week because they are hungover from karaoke.

yahamita

vedderelf wrote:

Next time use one of those Ready Clean detox treatments from a head shop. They are about $20-30 but well worth it. If you're a woman, you'll want to get the one made especially for women, just because it has vitamins and good stuff for you.

Word of advice: Take about 1 1/2 hour before test, but make sure you don't have a long drive and that you have access to a bathroom while you're waiting. This thing cleans you out. ALL OF YOU.

As long as you follow the instructions, which aren't too hard, you'll pass.

As far as those who judge over drug tests...I'd much rather my employees get blazed every now and then and pass out watching Squidbillies rather than calling sick every week because they are hungover from karaoke.

Not true! My bf spent over $200.00 and was clean 3 weeks and still failed last month. They are now $60.00..Nothing cheap anymore

justjoshingu

vedderelf wrote:

Next time use one of those Ready Clean detox treatments from a head shop. They are about $20-30 but well worth it. If you're a woman, you'll want to get the one made especially for women, just because it has vitamins and good stuff for you.

Word of advice: Take about 1 1/2 hour before test, but make sure you don't have a long drive and that you have access to a bathroom while you're waiting. This thing cleans you out. ALL OF YOU.

As long as you follow the instructions, which aren't too hard, you'll pass.

As far as those who judge over drug tests...I'd much rather my employees get blazed every now and then and pass out watching Squidbillies rather than calling sick every week because they are hungover from karaoke.

that is the wrong way to look at it. anyone should be fired for watching squidbillies.....

yahamita

I was just notified the person's sample I used inhailers for breathing problems. Would that show up as anything? And they never asked me what meds I was taking, and I do have a script for Clonazapam...

SPEEDY MCCREADY

yahamita wrote:

I was just notified the person's sample I used inhailers for breathing problems. Would that show up as anything? And they never asked me what meds I was taking, and I do have a script for Clonazapam...

when the doctor called you...

what did he say you tested positive for????

PearlJamaholic

well as far as ive ever heard they only test for illegal street drugs. i dont think they even test for steroids, i could be wrong on that. you can call up the drug testing place and ask for the results. it is your test.

aspoonfulweighsaton

PearlJamaholic wrote:

well as far as ive ever heard they only test for illegal street drugs. i dont think they even test for steroids, i could be wrong on that. you can call up the drug testing place and ask for the results. it is your test.

I don't know anyone that would show up to a drug test with someone else's pee if they were only worried about a prescription they were taking.

She knew she would've failed, hence the ol' switcheroo attempt.

I'm sorry, but this whole thing just cracks me up. It sounds like something a sixth-grader would do but then again the concept of taking drugs in the first place is pretty middle-school so I guess it all makes sense.

This just reaffirms my feelings that every employer should test everyone once a week if they could realistically do so.

PJPixie

aspoonfulweighsaton wrote:

I don't know anyone that would show up to a drug test with someone else's pee if they were only worried about a prescription they were taking.

She knew she would've failed, hence the ol' switcheroo attempt.

I'm sorry, but this whole thing just cracks me up. It sounds like something a sixth-grader would do but then again the concept of taking drugs in the first place is pretty middle-school so I guess it all makes sense.

This just reaffirms my feelings that every employer should test everyone once a week if they could realistically do so.

I don't do drugs..........and I dont' have to take drug tests at work.....but I KNOW I WOULDN'T WANT TO WORK FOR YOU!!

aspoonfulweighsaton

PJPixie wrote:

I don't do drugs..........and I dont' have to take drug tests at work.....but I KNOW I WOULDN'T WANT TO WORK FOR YOU!!

Well now that's not very nice...

I happen to not do drugs either and am also not required to take drug tests with my current employer. It's the idiots that I've worked with in the past that have proven time and time again that most anyone who is a regular user of whatever their drug of choice is cannot be relied upon.

And I'm a great boss!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

aspoonfulweighsaton wrote:

I don't know anyone that would show up to a drug test with someone else's pee if they were only worried about a prescription they were taking.

She knew she would've failed, hence the ol' switcheroo attempt.

I'm sorry, but this whole thing just cracks me up. It sounds like something a sixth-grader would do but then again the concept of taking drugs in the first place is pretty middle-school so I guess it all makes sense.

This just reaffirms my feelings that every employer should test everyone once a week if they could realistically do so.

cracks me up too......

aNiMaL

yahamita wrote:

Big fat FAILURE!!!

Yeah, I would have never added my own urine to clean urine if in that situation.

Sorry to hear it didn't work out. I have failed one too in my life.

PearlJamaholic

the funny thing is if you are hired and get hurt most places make you take a drug test then also. and if you fail that the insurance trys to get out of paying you for your injury. so if youre doing office work its no big deal. but smashing your finger with a hammer or something like that you better be clean or you could be really screwed.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

aNiMaL wrote:

Yeah, I would have never added my own urine to clean urine if in that situation.

Sorry to hear it didn't work out. I have failed one too in my life.

as i have said before....

if i had to try to sneak someone elses urine into a drug test with me....in order to get a job to feed my family.....

then i would hope i would realize i have hit rock fucking bottom.....and hopefully i would just stop doing illegal drugs....

chromiam

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

as i have said before....

if i had to try to sneak someone elses urine into a drug test with me....in order to get a job to feed my family.....

then i would hope i would realize i have hit rock fucking bottom.....and hopefully i would just stop doing illegal drugs....

but marijuana shouldn't be illegal..... :rolls eyes:

carbon436

yahamita wrote:

So, I had this pure sample to use, got it in into the bathroom with me, no problems ,filled the cup, its a tad bit short, so I add a few of my own tainted speciman, just a few drops to make it to the correct line. It was barely anything...do you think this will ruin it, or should it be diluted enough? It was the test for the 5 drugs...

and lets get beyond the slamming of you shouldn't use drugs,,,,blah blah blah..I just need your thoughts...

I suppose how much of your pee you put in it.

Just dip your fingers in bleach and pee on our hands