New Rules, revisited...

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  • sweetpotato
    sweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    "New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screen savers on computers. You know, I sat down to check my email the other day, next thing I know, it's three days later, I'm in the desert--I'm banging on a drum, I'm naked, and somebody has pierced my dick.

    New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina has a sign out front that says, "Obama, Osama, hmmm, Are they brothers?" No, in fact, they're not even related, which is more than I can say for the married couples in your church.

    New Rule: We don't need a picture book about plastic surgery. My Beautiful Mommy is the new book written to prepare kids for that magical day when Mommy comes home from the doctor and they don't recognize her. Which is when Mommy should explain to the kids that after giving birth to them and nursing them, her Mommy parts needed a little sprucing up. And, since it's their fault, it's coming out of their college fund.

    New Rule: You shouldn't have to pay for a stamp to mail your taxes. You are sending your money to the same people who sell you the stamp. It's like a collection agency calling you collect.

    New Rule: Airlines should just get it over with and start putting passengers in the cargo hold. Let's face it. You've already taken away the leg room, the food, the pillows. The only thing left is to tag us, load us onto the conveyor belt - and let us fight over who gets to sleep on the bag of mail."
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    New Rule if you aren't so great at understanding physics and think the CIA, MI-x and Mossad are just after school bridge clubs....avoid 9/11 discussions....avoid anything except what your TV dictates for you...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • sweetpotato
    sweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    New Rule if you aren't so great at understanding physics and think the CIA, MI-x and Mossad are just after school bridge clubs....avoid 9/11 discussions....avoid anything except what your TV dictates for you...

    wow. that wasn't funny at all. were you trying to be funny? 'cause that one sucked.

    :p
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    sweetpotato wrote:
    wow. that wasn't funny at all. were you trying to be funny? 'cause that one sucked.

    :p


    Sorry, that one was real..

    Sadly is isn't aired on Fox, so for a lot of people ...it's like the tree falling in the woods that no one saw..
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")

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