The basis of the joke is that this administration has done little to anything right. So no, the basis of the joke is not a misconception. Unless you think the wars have been a great success and were planned extremely well, then it makes sense. I still think you are trying to draw something out of it, that isnt there.
They haven't worked for us....that's more than obvious.
Have they worked well for Bush and Co? That is the question. And in my opinion, they have worked out exactly they way they were planned to. Perpetual war with no visible end in sight all the while war profiteers get richer and one who objects to this notion doesn't care about the troops or the Iraqi people. working pretty damn well if you ask me thus the joke is based on a misconception.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
They haven't worked for us....that's more than obvious.
Have they worked well for Bush and Co? That is the question. And in my opinion, they have worked out exactly they way they were planned to. Perpetual war with no visible end in sight all the while war profiteers get richer and one who objects to this notion doesn't care about the troops or the Iraqi people. working pretty damn well if you ask me thus the joke is based on a misconception.
Well, we will agree to disagree. I dont doubt the financial gains by the war profiteers, and I dont doubt that as a motive for war. But I do not think this was what they had planned. I think they wanted a puppet govt. I dont think they wanted to more or less lose the war.
Well, we will agree to disagree. I dont doubt the financial gains by the war profiteers, and I dont doubt that as a motive for war. But I do not think this was what they had planned. I think they wanted a puppet govt. I dont think they wanted to more or less lose the war.
That's fine.
To me they didn't lose. We lost and the soldiers lost but they are expendable to them, anyway. Wars have been planned, fought and dragged out throughout history for money and power with disregard to the consequences...look at Vietnam.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
To me they didn't lose. We lost and the soldiers lost but they are expendable to them, anyway. Wars have been planned, fought and bragged out throughout history for money and power with disregard to the consequences...look at Vietnam.
And thats a fair point and I dont disagree. But, I dont believe they needed this type of war for that to happen. The contractors would still be making money and the different companies profiting, even without the prolonged violence. I think they underestimated what they were getting into, and I think it was poorly planned. That doesnt change the outcome from the perspective you are giving, but I dont think they needed this type of prolonged war for that outcome.
And thats a fair point and I dont disagree. But, I dont believe they needed this type of war for that to happen. The contractors would still be making money and the different companies profiting, even without the prolonged violence. I think they underestimated what they were getting into, and I think it was poorly planned. That doesnt change the outcome from the perspective you are giving, but I dont think they needed this type of prolonged war for that outcome.
I see what you're saying. But there's money to be made in the continued violence, as well....one doesn't need to look any further than how we're are arming both sides of the conflict. Weapons manufacturers profit and get to keep pushing for more 'modernized', more powerful weapons. Instability and terrorism are easy sells.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
And thats a fair point and I dont disagree. But, I dont believe they needed this type of war for that to happen. The contractors would still be making money and the different companies profiting, even without the prolonged violence. I think they underestimated what they were getting into, and I think it was poorly planned. That doesnt change the outcome from the perspective you are giving, but I dont think they needed this type of prolonged war for that outcome.
I agree, but don't you think that the war is the easiest and laziest way to make their buddies money. I think they knew after 2004 that the party would only last so long so the maximization of profit came into play.
And finally, New Rule: Referring to voters who America has left behind economically as "bitter" isn't an insult. In fact, it's a compliment, acknowledging that they're smart enough to understand what's happening to them.
The hopeful, now those are some idiots.
So, let's separate the bitter - my people - from the idiots. If you think the Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they're going to take away your gun, you're an armed idiot. And if you think they're going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you're Bill O'Reilly.
Now, at the end of last week when Barack Obama ignited the "bitter-gate" scandal, you would have thought that he had scaled Mount Rushmore, dick-slapped Jefferson in the face--and spray painted "God damn America" over Lincoln. But, he wasn't lying. The truth is that religion and guns and hating gays and immigrants, are crutches that people lean on. So are fast-food, crystal meth and child beauty pageants, but we don't have time to tackle all of America's addictions in one night.
So, let's focus on the big thing. That the people who claim to be the "non-elitists," are the ones who constantly shift tax burdens from the people who fire you, to you. John McCain voted to repeal the estate tax, voted against raising the minimum wage, has no health care plan, and is fine with keeping the working class in Iraq for a hundred years. But, he's a real "man of the people."
And the president went to Harvard and Yale, and inherited your country from his dad. But, he's not an elitist because he can neither read nor write.
What does it take to label someone "elitist" these days anyway? They wear shoes? They don't buy their groceries at the gas station? Their dog has a name and their truck doesn't?!
You know who is bitter in America? I am. Because shit-kickers voted twice for a retarded guy they wanted to have a beer with, and everybody else had to suffer the consequences!
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
And, finally, New Rule: Show me a man wearing an American flag pin in his lapel, and I'll show you an a**hole.
Last week, we had the first genuine controversy of the presidential campaign, the shocking news that Barack Obama doesn't wear an American flag lapel pin. So, apparently, he and America are no longer going steady. No lapel pin, Senator? It's like not wearing pants. Why don't you just stab the Statue of Liberty in the eye while b*tch-slapping a 9/11 widow?
Another in a series of bullshit non-stories that have zero effect on the troops, the war or anything in the real world. Or, as Fox calls it, "breaking news."
What happened was, a reporter in Iowa asked Obama why he doesn't wear the pin, and Obama explained that, to him, wearing the pin had come to seem like a substitute for true patriotism. Bravo, Senator.
And then, in yet another shining example of why the media is part of the problem, ABC's Claire Shipman said, "TMI, too much information! All he had to say was, 'Don't judge me by what I wear.' Move on. He played into the idea that he's not ready for primetime." What, schoolgirl?! Too much information? What is she, twelve? This is typical press hypocrisy. They say they want someone who doesn't give pat political answers. But when they get one, they call him a loser.
They say they don't want safe robots like Hillary, but they create conditions where only that species can survive. And then they give cover to people like Sean Hannity, who reported on "No Pin-Gate" and then had to call a doctor because his "fake outrage hard-on" lasted longer than 72 hours.
Of course, the Republicans are the party of Mark Foley and Ted Haggard and Larry Craig, and countless other closeted homosexuals. So their fixation on jewelry is understandable. But, still, the flag is just a symbol. You're getting pissy about a broach, you drama queens! One that was probably made in China. One that's probably leaking poison lead on you right now.
Hey, at least that would be some sacrifice. Because, let's be honest. This generation doesn't do real sacrifice. Or even pay for our own wars. That's what grandkids are for!
No, we do flag pins and bumper stickers. And not even bumper stickers. Bumper magnets. Because stickers are tough to get off, and we may change our mind about "never forgetting."
You know, when I see that little flag right there, the first thing I think is, "You voted for and still like George Bush, the man who has gotten more troops unnecessarily killed and maimed by failing to plan for their mission, by pushing their units to the breaking point, but letting his corporate enablers like Halliburton and Bechtel and Blackwater rape and pillage not just the Iraqis, but our own army.
Can you imagine how apoplectic the flag pin people would be if these same transgressions against the military were being made by Bill Clinton? Oh, who am I kidding? They'd still be obsessing about the blowjob.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
um, the same thing has been said to you, in this very thread, pages ago. just think of all the trouble you could've saved yourself by ignoring this thread and posting in threads where your posts are relevant.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
sweet sweet potato youre making me laugh. keep on posting cause americans are the source of all my amusement atm .
i'm glad someone's laughing! this is, after all, intended to be a FUN thread, despite some folks' best efforts to make it a total fucking drag.
the reason i like bill maher and jon stewart is b/c they take serious issues and make us see the humor and total ridiculousness of some of it, especially mainstream media's coverage of such issues. sure, there will always be things we need to be serious about (and i think, in their way, these guys ARE taking this stuff VERY seriously), but i DON'T think we need to constantly wring our hands and obsess over them. i think obsessing actually leads to analysis paralysis- where bitching and moaning take the place of actual action- and living.
As a species, we are failing at survival trick number one: prioritize the threats. Environmental catastrophe is going to visit all of us in the coming decades in one way or another, and when it does, I hope people like - oh, I don't know, Lou Dobbs - says to himself, "Huh, maybe if I was going to spend my whole career obsessing about one issue, it should have been global warming. My skin just fell off my face, and it turns out that really wasn't the fault of a Mexican."
- from 10/31/07 show
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
i can afford to laugh cause im waaaaaaaaaaaay........... over here in oz. and tis not my country being fucked over and up.:D
yes, which is why funny guys like maher and stewart are important here- because without them, many americans would be put to sleep or too stressed out or too ill-informed to actually give a shit about this stuff.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
um, the same thing has been said to you, in this very thread, pages ago. just think of all the trouble you could've saved yourself by ignoring this thread and posting in threads where your posts are relevant.
I wanted to reply in this thread so I did and had a decent and mature convo with dg1979us. You'll just have to come to terms with that at some point. I'm not the one complaining.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
THAT'S MY WHOLE POINT... how can you possibly claim that it pleases you to post here? obviously, you follow certain folks around (like me, for instance) who aren;t even talking about your favorite subject and you moan & groan the whole time. is this some sort of masochistic streak you've developed? if everything i post irritates you, why don't you put ME on YOUR ignore list? save us both the effort of these boring back and forths.
seriously, wtf has happened to you? i seem to recall that you used to be capable of having fun.
ironic considering all the pissing and moaning you've done in this thread just b/c she pointed out a certain joke didn't make sense...i think it had more to do w/ that point instead of following you around, get over yourself, m2hands is probably the only one doing that!
stop being a post nazi
and the wtf has happened to some of you?? i seem to recall that some of you could back up your points and support w/ something other than 'it's the only realistic option (b/c there's not enough ppl wanting change for me to follow along w/) or 'i don't need to explain myself to you!!!'
standin above the crowd
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
New Rule:
by proclamation of my2hands anyone running for political office is hereby NOT ALLOWED to mention the person they are running against and how they are different from that person!
standin above the crowd
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
New Rule:
by proclamation of my2hands anyone running for political office is hereby NOT ALLOWED to mention the person they are running against and how they are different from that person!
"New Rule: Stop putting psychedelic screen savers on computers. You know, I sat down to check my email the other day, next thing I know, it's three days later, I'm in the desert--I'm banging on a drum, I'm naked, and somebody has pierced my dick.
New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina has a sign out front that says, "Obama, Osama, hmmm, Are they brothers?" No, in fact, they're not even related, which is more than I can say for the married couples in your church.
New Rule: We don't need a picture book about plastic surgery. My Beautiful Mommy is the new book written to prepare kids for that magical day when Mommy comes home from the doctor and they don't recognize her. Which is when Mommy should explain to the kids that after giving birth to them and nursing them, her Mommy parts needed a little sprucing up. And, since it's their fault, it's coming out of their college fund.
New Rule: You shouldn't have to pay for a stamp to mail your taxes. You are sending your money to the same people who sell you the stamp. It's like a collection agency calling you collect.
New Rule: Airlines should just get it over with and start putting passengers in the cargo hold. Let's face it. You've already taken away the leg room, the food, the pillows. The only thing left is to tag us, load us onto the conveyor belt - and let us fight over who gets to sleep on the bag of mail."
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
New Rule if you aren't so great at understanding physics and think the CIA, MI-x and Mossad are just after school bridge clubs....avoid 9/11 discussions....avoid anything except what your TV dictates for you...
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
New Rule if you aren't so great at understanding physics and think the CIA, MI-x and Mossad are just after school bridge clubs....avoid 9/11 discussions....avoid anything except what your TV dictates for you...
wow. that wasn't funny at all. were you trying to be funny? 'cause that one sucked.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
wow. that wasn't funny at all. were you trying to be funny? 'cause that one sucked.
Sorry, that one was real..
Sadly is isn't aired on Fox, so for a lot of people ...it's like the tree falling in the woods that no one saw..
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
Comments
They haven't worked for us....that's more than obvious.
Have they worked well for Bush and Co? That is the question. And in my opinion, they have worked out exactly they way they were planned to. Perpetual war with no visible end in sight all the while war profiteers get richer and one who objects to this notion doesn't care about the troops or the Iraqi people. working pretty damn well if you ask me thus the joke is based on a misconception.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Then don't read it. It's that simple.
I think jokes should make sense, this one doesn't, so I'm gonna say so whether you like it or not. I reeealllly don't care.
You get all up in arms over Obama stuff all the time.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Well, we will agree to disagree. I dont doubt the financial gains by the war profiteers, and I dont doubt that as a motive for war. But I do not think this was what they had planned. I think they wanted a puppet govt. I dont think they wanted to more or less lose the war.
That's fine.
To me they didn't lose. We lost and the soldiers lost but they are expendable to them, anyway. Wars have been planned, fought and dragged out throughout history for money and power with disregard to the consequences...look at Vietnam.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
And thats a fair point and I dont disagree. But, I dont believe they needed this type of war for that to happen. The contractors would still be making money and the different companies profiting, even without the prolonged violence. I think they underestimated what they were getting into, and I think it was poorly planned. That doesnt change the outcome from the perspective you are giving, but I dont think they needed this type of prolonged war for that outcome.
I see what you're saying. But there's money to be made in the continued violence, as well....one doesn't need to look any further than how we're are arming both sides of the conflict. Weapons manufacturers profit and get to keep pushing for more 'modernized', more powerful weapons. Instability and terrorism are easy sells.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I agree, but don't you think that the war is the easiest and laziest way to make their buddies money. I think they knew after 2004 that the party would only last so long so the maximization of profit came into play.
Asbury Park '21; MSG '22; Camden '22
The hopeful, now those are some idiots.
So, let's separate the bitter - my people - from the idiots. If you think the Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they're going to take away your gun, you're an armed idiot. And if you think they're going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you're Bill O'Reilly.
Now, at the end of last week when Barack Obama ignited the "bitter-gate" scandal, you would have thought that he had scaled Mount Rushmore, dick-slapped Jefferson in the face--and spray painted "God damn America" over Lincoln. But, he wasn't lying. The truth is that religion and guns and hating gays and immigrants, are crutches that people lean on. So are fast-food, crystal meth and child beauty pageants, but we don't have time to tackle all of America's addictions in one night.
So, let's focus on the big thing. That the people who claim to be the "non-elitists," are the ones who constantly shift tax burdens from the people who fire you, to you. John McCain voted to repeal the estate tax, voted against raising the minimum wage, has no health care plan, and is fine with keeping the working class in Iraq for a hundred years. But, he's a real "man of the people."
And the president went to Harvard and Yale, and inherited your country from his dad. But, he's not an elitist because he can neither read nor write.
What does it take to label someone "elitist" these days anyway? They wear shoes? They don't buy their groceries at the gas station? Their dog has a name and their truck doesn't?!
You know who is bitter in America? I am. Because shit-kickers voted twice for a retarded guy they wanted to have a beer with, and everybody else had to suffer the consequences!
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
not to mention that there are hundreds of other threads to piss and moan in. :rolleyes:
apparently, you and i are among the few who haven't been kidnapped by the bodysnatchers with no sense of humor.
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
Last week, we had the first genuine controversy of the presidential campaign, the shocking news that Barack Obama doesn't wear an American flag lapel pin. So, apparently, he and America are no longer going steady. No lapel pin, Senator? It's like not wearing pants. Why don't you just stab the Statue of Liberty in the eye while b*tch-slapping a 9/11 widow?
Another in a series of bullshit non-stories that have zero effect on the troops, the war or anything in the real world. Or, as Fox calls it, "breaking news."
What happened was, a reporter in Iowa asked Obama why he doesn't wear the pin, and Obama explained that, to him, wearing the pin had come to seem like a substitute for true patriotism. Bravo, Senator.
And then, in yet another shining example of why the media is part of the problem, ABC's Claire Shipman said, "TMI, too much information! All he had to say was, 'Don't judge me by what I wear.' Move on. He played into the idea that he's not ready for primetime." What, schoolgirl?! Too much information? What is she, twelve? This is typical press hypocrisy. They say they want someone who doesn't give pat political answers. But when they get one, they call him a loser.
They say they don't want safe robots like Hillary, but they create conditions where only that species can survive. And then they give cover to people like Sean Hannity, who reported on "No Pin-Gate" and then had to call a doctor because his "fake outrage hard-on" lasted longer than 72 hours.
Of course, the Republicans are the party of Mark Foley and Ted Haggard and Larry Craig, and countless other closeted homosexuals. So their fixation on jewelry is understandable. But, still, the flag is just a symbol. You're getting pissy about a broach, you drama queens! One that was probably made in China. One that's probably leaking poison lead on you right now.
Hey, at least that would be some sacrifice. Because, let's be honest. This generation doesn't do real sacrifice. Or even pay for our own wars. That's what grandkids are for!
No, we do flag pins and bumper stickers. And not even bumper stickers. Bumper magnets. Because stickers are tough to get off, and we may change our mind about "never forgetting."
You know, when I see that little flag right there, the first thing I think is, "You voted for and still like George Bush, the man who has gotten more troops unnecessarily killed and maimed by failing to plan for their mission, by pushing their units to the breaking point, but letting his corporate enablers like Halliburton and Bechtel and Blackwater rape and pillage not just the Iraqis, but our own army.
Can you imagine how apoplectic the flag pin people would be if these same transgressions against the military were being made by Bill Clinton? Oh, who am I kidding? They'd still be obsessing about the blowjob.
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
um, the same thing has been said to you, in this very thread, pages ago. just think of all the trouble you could've saved yourself by ignoring this thread and posting in threads where your posts are relevant.
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
i'm glad someone's laughing! this is, after all, intended to be a FUN thread, despite some folks' best efforts to make it a total fucking drag.
the reason i like bill maher and jon stewart is b/c they take serious issues and make us see the humor and total ridiculousness of some of it, especially mainstream media's coverage of such issues. sure, there will always be things we need to be serious about (and i think, in their way, these guys ARE taking this stuff VERY seriously), but i DON'T think we need to constantly wring our hands and obsess over them. i think obsessing actually leads to analysis paralysis- where bitching and moaning take the place of actual action- and living.
As a species, we are failing at survival trick number one: prioritize the threats. Environmental catastrophe is going to visit all of us in the coming decades in one way or another, and when it does, I hope people like - oh, I don't know, Lou Dobbs - says to himself, "Huh, maybe if I was going to spend my whole career obsessing about one issue, it should have been global warming. My skin just fell off my face, and it turns out that really wasn't the fault of a Mexican."
- from 10/31/07 show
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
i can afford to laugh cause im waaaaaaaaaaaay........... over here in oz. and tis not my country being fucked over and up.:D
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
yes, which is why funny guys like maher and stewart are important here- because without them, many americans would be put to sleep or too stressed out or too ill-informed to actually give a shit about this stuff.
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
I wanted to reply in this thread so I did and had a decent and mature convo with dg1979us. You'll just have to come to terms with that at some point. I'm not the one complaining.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
ironic considering all the pissing and moaning you've done in this thread just b/c she pointed out a certain joke didn't make sense...i think it had more to do w/ that point instead of following you around, get over yourself, m2hands is probably the only one doing that!
stop being a post nazi
and the wtf has happened to some of you?? i seem to recall that some of you could back up your points and support w/ something other than 'it's the only realistic option (b/c there's not enough ppl wanting change for me to follow along w/) or 'i don't need to explain myself to you!!!'
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
by proclamation of my2hands anyone running for political office is hereby NOT ALLOWED to mention the person they are running against and how they are different from that person!
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
i wish i was that important!
New Rule: If you still think Obama is a Muslim, you just might be a redneck. A Christian church in South Carolina has a sign out front that says, "Obama, Osama, hmmm, Are they brothers?" No, in fact, they're not even related, which is more than I can say for the married couples in your church.
New Rule: We don't need a picture book about plastic surgery. My Beautiful Mommy is the new book written to prepare kids for that magical day when Mommy comes home from the doctor and they don't recognize her. Which is when Mommy should explain to the kids that after giving birth to them and nursing them, her Mommy parts needed a little sprucing up. And, since it's their fault, it's coming out of their college fund.
New Rule: You shouldn't have to pay for a stamp to mail your taxes. You are sending your money to the same people who sell you the stamp. It's like a collection agency calling you collect.
New Rule: Airlines should just get it over with and start putting passengers in the cargo hold. Let's face it. You've already taken away the leg room, the food, the pillows. The only thing left is to tag us, load us onto the conveyor belt - and let us fight over who gets to sleep on the bag of mail."
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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wow. that wasn't funny at all. were you trying to be funny? 'cause that one sucked.
"Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore
"i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
~ed, 8/7
Sorry, that one was real..
Sadly is isn't aired on Fox, so for a lot of people ...it's like the tree falling in the woods that no one saw..
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
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