18 Ways To Become A Liberal

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  • Ahnimus wrote:
    You didn't diffuse anything. If anything your statements only escalate and polarize. All you said was "You are wrong" if I can extrapolate a value from that, I'd say it's null.


    If anything, I don't really care. If not for myself and a few others here there would be no exchange of ideas. Or as you refer to it: Escalation and Polarization. Don't jump down my throat because I happen to jog the incessant backpatting that goes on here. And please don't insult your own intelligence by insulting mine. As philosophical as you are, I'm sure you understand that.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    If anything, I don't really care. If not for myself and a few others here there would be no exchange of ideas. Or as you refer to it: Escalation and Polarization. Don't jump down my throat because I happen to jog the incessant backpatting that goes on here. And please don't insult your own intelligence by insulting mine. As philosophical as you are, I'm sure you understand that.

    Huh? Tell me TMW32 is this actually going anywhere?

    I've noticed that in several threads recently you've been posting in opposition to my statements without adding anything new to the conversation.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
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    That was an interesting list of sadfsadgdgdghfh about gawergsghfnhgm
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Ahnimus wrote:
    Huh? Tell me TMW32 is this actually going anywhere?

    I've noticed that in several threads recently you've been posting in opposition to my statements without adding anything new to the conversation.

    Ahnimus, you were unable to handle being called out about your current perceptions of people such as myself. On top of that, you were clearly unable to rationalize your thought process any further as you subsequently questioned my mortal status, recited a tongue twister and then insulted my intelligence.

    Now you ask me if this is going anywhere...

    Take head to your apparent observations and ignore me if I'm frightening you.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Ahnimus, you were unable to handle being called out about your current perceptions of people such as myself. On top of that, you were clearly unable to rationalize your thought process any further as you subsequently questioned my mortal status, recited a tongue twister and then insulted my intelligence.

    Since when did you prove anything?
    Now you ask me if this is going anywhere...

    Well, is it?
    Take head to your apparent observations and ignore me if I'm frightening you.

    Dude, you make me laugh. I'm amused by you, yet I'm saddened that you may not be unique.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    My opinion follows....

    1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
    demand.

    Oh, I must be a liberal then! I support abortion as long as we have 18 years to decide whether or not to keep the child. ;)
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • God is that you?.....
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    Since when did you prove anything?



    Well, is it?



    Dude, you make me laugh. I'm amused by you, yet I'm saddened that you may not be unique.


    Jesus Christ! What was I trying to prove!? All I said was that you were wrong in your perceptions of people like me. Or all conservatives, if you wish to take what you said into full context.

    I'm the most unique mother fucker you'd ever have the priviledge of meeting. After that, the only relevant emotion left to experience is shock.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Jesus Christ! What was I trying to prove!? All I said was that you were wrong in your perceptions of people like me. Or all conservatives, if you wish to take what you said into full context.

    I'm the most unique mother fucker you'd ever have the priviledge of meeting. After that, the only relevant emotion left to experience is shock.

    In-fact the two labels liberal and conservative describe exactly what we've discussed. The labels simply do not apply to most people, they represent extremist views.

    I'm not interested in meeting any "mother fuckers".
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • 18 reasons....yeah, here's a whole bunch of 18 other reasons for additional fucknuttery...

    http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=18+reasons&btnG=Search&meta=

    this guy could take you in a fight:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJuaZKBABO0

    :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    In-fact the two labels liberal and conservative describe exactly what we've discussed. The labels simply do not apply to most people, they represent extremist views.

    I'm not interested in meeting any "mother fuckers".


    Interpreted in the most literal of ways, yes, conservative and liberal represent the most extreme of two views. But here in the real world we don't lump people into those two exact categories. I would send only the most dilligent to find me an example of the literal extremes.

    Then you have no interest in meeting me. Literally. :D
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Interpreted in the most literal of ways, yes, conservative and liberal represent the most extreme of two views. But here in the real world we don't lump people into those two exact categories. I would send only the most dilligent to find me an example of the literal extremes.

    Then you have no interest in meeting me. Literally. :D

    Ok, we are in agreeance then.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    Ok, we are in agreeance then.


    About what? The literal interpretations of conservatism and liberalism? Or the part about me being a "mother fucker?"
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    About what? The literal interpretations of conservatism and liberalism? Or the part about me being a "mother fucker?"

    Probably both.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    If anything, I don't really care. If not for myself and a few others here there would be no exchange of ideas.

    man, this is the 5th time or so ive seen you stroking your own ego like this. dont be too proud of yourself. as far as the intelligent conservative debators go on here, you're definitely in the featherweight division buddy. conservatives are by no means a scarce and frightened minority here. they're well represented and there are plenty of them and you would not be missed if you were gone.
  • Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • man, this is the 5th time or so ive seen you stroking your own ego like this. dont be too proud of yourself. as far as the intelligent conservative debators go on here, you're definitely in the featherweight division buddy. conservatives are by no means a scarce and frightened minority here. they're well represented and there are plenty of them and you would not be missed if you were gone.

    lol Awwww... Poor guy. I'm not here to make you or anyone else happy. Get over it.

    lol Featherweight... Prove it tough guy. I've gone up in weight more than enough times to put most of the dribbling fools on these forums to rest. I understand a lot of people have a problem with those who disagree with them. And that generally leads to verbal degredations of others intelligence. Take the chastity belt off and laugh a little.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • thumbing my sphincter...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • thumbing my sphincter...


    lol See... This is what needs to be brought to the table. Don't forget your emoticons Roland. I may get pissed to almighty God and bitch you out about it. ;)
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    man, this is the 5th time or so ive seen you stroking your own ego like this. dont be too proud of yourself. as far as the intelligent conservative debators go on here, you're definitely in the featherweight division buddy. conservatives are by no means a scarce and frightened minority here. they're well represented and there are plenty of them and you would not be missed if you were gone.

    Actually, I'd kind of miss his comedy routine.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    thumbing my sphincter...

    Although it is an interesting sensation, I strongly recommend against anal thumbing.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • lol See... This is what needs to be brought to the table. Don't forget your emoticons Roland. I may get pissed to almighty God and bitch you out about it. ;)


    hell yeah...emotions fucking rock man...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    Although it is an interesting sensation, I strongly recommend against anal thumbing.


    yeah I'd rather a fleshlight... I should probably post about it in the never ending vagina thread..
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • yeah I'd rather a fleshlight... I should probably post about it in the never ending vagina thread..


    You should see a couple threads that got sidetracked on mental raping.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • yeah I'd rather a fleshlight... I should probably post about it in the never ending vagina thread..


    LMAO The fleshlight... Go ahead... Tell us how they feel... You know you know so don't hold up the discussion by bullshitting us about how you saw one in a pop up once.
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    LMAO The fleshlight... Go ahead... Tell us how they feel... You know you know so don't hold up the discussion by bullshitting us about how you saw one in a pop up once.

    I can't speak for the fleshlight, but some of the other ones suck, and I don't mean in a good way.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    I give this thread maybe ten more posts until ahnimus turns this into a debate over free will.
    Why go home

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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    I give this thread maybe ten more posts until ahnimus turns this into a debate over free will.

    Hey man, look at the evidence, free-will does not exist. My brother who adamently opposed my idea was forced last night to actually agree with me. He then tried to flip-flop as I declared the implications it has on his faith. He failed to rationalize the two and ultimately argued that my theories only serve to demoralize humanity. It's the same kind of progress I've seen here. First you agree, go into denial when you realize the full scope, and then try to undermine the theory. It's classical defense at work.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    Hey man, look at the evidence, free-will does not exist. My brother who adamently opposed my idea was forced last night to actually agree with me. He then tried to flip-flop as I declared the implications it has on his faith. He failed to rationalize the two and ultimately argued that my theories only serve to demoralize humanity. It's the same kind of progress I've seen here. First you agree, go into denial when you realize the full scope, and then try to undermine the theory. It's classical defense at work.


    Ok Ahnimus, I'm going to do you a friggin' favor...


    ...to be continued
    "Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive"

    "What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact."

    Camden 5-28-06
    Washington, D.C. 6-22-08
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