What If Canada Wasn't The Peaceful, Trustworthy Neighbour It Is ?

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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69eLdE2OrFk

    Funny guy man.

    I was watching a few of the clips and stumbled across this classic.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFQs9sVvujE&NR=1

    I don't take Coulter and Carlson to be the typical American, but if they are, that's pretty sad. It's like the classic case of the dumbass bully picking on the smart kid out of jealousy. In the end the bully is a garbage man, and the smart kid is a CEO.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Ahnimus wrote:
    In the end the bully is a garbage man, and the smart kid is a CEO.

    lol... seriously though. Ain't the god's honest truth. The height of arrogance. I think it's more like we don't need an army because we don't have any enemies ;)
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Royals32
    Royals32 Posts: 160
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    The world would be essentially screwed for quality maple syrup...aside from Maine , Vermont etc... which we consider Canada Anyways.. :D

    And there would be a serious shortage of laid back cool people in North America. This would suck definitely.


    Post of the day!
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    You are not your job.
    You are not how much money you have in the bank.
    You are not the car you drive.
    You are not the contents of your wallet.
    You are not your fucking khakis.
  • Royals32
    Royals32 Posts: 160
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    never say huh without a WTF? It's a rule.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQuRgV1hlEY
    #==(o )

    You are not your job.
    You are not how much money you have in the bank.
    You are not the car you drive.
    You are not the contents of your wallet.
    You are not your fucking khakis.
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Chretien was by far the most comedic and easy to laugh at though. Rick Mercer cut his teeth so well on that guy :D


    How many world leaders take a heckler into their own hands. http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e0/180px-Billclennett.jpgTough, funny, and washed his hands of the sponsership scandel. What more do you want from a PM? :D
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  • mookie blaylock 10
    mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    even flow? wrote:
    How many world leaders take a heckler into their own hands. http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e0/180px-Billclennett.jpgTough, funny, and washed his hands of the sponsership scandel. What more do you want from a PM? :D

    i couldn't get the link to work, even flow, but when chretien choked that guy it was fantastic. i assume that's what the link is to. ..."you want to be a prick? well, let me throttle you, even though i am the prime minister of the country..." beautiful. :D
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    mookie blaylock 10 wrote:
    i couldn't get the link to work, even flow, but when chretien choked that guy it was fantastic. i assume that's what the link is to. ..."you want to be a prick? well, let me throttle you, even though i am the prime minister of the country..." beautiful. :D


    I'll try again..........

    http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e0/180px-Billclennett.jpg

    :D
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  • mookie blaylock 10
    mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    even flow? wrote:
    I'll try again..........

    http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e0/180px-Billclennett.jpg

    :D

    yep, that's got it! brilliant! :) thanks.
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    even flow? wrote:
    I'll try again..........

    http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e0/180px-Billclennett.jpg

    :D

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawinigan_Handshake

    rofl... :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • mookie blaylock 10
    mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawinigan_Handshake

    rofl... :D

    man, that cracked me up. thanks for the laugh! :D the "shawinigan handshake"...classic!
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    lol, check this comment on one of Mercer's "Talking to Americans" vids on youtube

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    Do Canadians know anything about Pakistan or Norway? Probably not. In fact, you'll have a hard time finding anyone in any of Canada's major cities who know the names of every Canadian province or their capitals.

    Canadians are just a bunch of socialist underachievers

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=kLXRVvA6T9k
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    "Congratulations Prime Minister Horton on your Double-Double"

    lmfao

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=kLXRVvA6T9k
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    "O Canada...fermez la bouche...mangez poutine..."

    You could probably get this in any country...funny
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE&mode=related&search=

    edit: not Rick Mercer but...

    :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    The only thing dumber than the people interviewed in these clips are the people that take it all too seriously.

    I mean, give me a break, there are only so many provinces in Canada, its easy to name them all and their capitals, but unless you recite it all the time, there is no point in remembering it when you can just look it up in a book.

    I don't blame Americans for not knowing as much about Canada as Canadians. But on the other hand, I could probably recite most of the states and their capitals.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Ahnimus wrote:
    "Congratulations Prime Minister Horton on your Double-Double"

    lmfao

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=kLXRVvA6T9k

    Yeah that one made me spit my drink out a little...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Congratulations to America for emancipating itself from Canadian oppression!

    Today is a day to celebrate!
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    If it came down to the US & Canada.....I might switch sides....Canada has better beer, nicer strip joints and black Eastern Grey Squirrels running loose in their urban parks........and you can watch a lot of hockey with a pay-per-view kind of package.
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • vedderfan10
    vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I don't blame Americans for not knowing as much about Canada as Canadians. But on the other hand, I could probably recite most of the states and their capitals.

    So could more than half the population of Canada. ;)

    Everytime I go to the States, I encounter so many people who have no idea about major cities in their own country (like, where they are). They seem very...insular...quite a pity, actually...

    PS. None of these are PJ fans, most of them travel around to see the band, so their knowledge of geography is pretty darned good!
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    ^^ I'll second that. It is a little more than casual observation.

    Maybe it's the cold/can't afford be aloof or you'll freeze to death thing? :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    I just asked my girl what the capital of Nunavut is and she said Iqaluit. Which it is. She got all of them except she got Fredericton and St. John's backwards.

    I even tried to stump her by asking what the capital of Winnipeg is, but she caught it quick.

    St. John's, New Foundland and Fredericton, New Brunswick.

    I got some wrong, so... we aren't all geographically adept.

    But, I know words, like...

    Phenomenologically
    Antidisestablishmentarianism
    and
    Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

    So there!

    Check out this vid: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rt1_6uz_sVU
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