What If Canada Wasn't The Peaceful, Trustworthy Neighbour It Is ?

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  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    gue_barium wrote:
    Justin Morneau of the Minnesota Twins is from BC. And, (goes without saying) a hockey player.

    'nuff said.

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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    I'm allergic to Canadians but other than that Canada's a very nice neighbor
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  • Vedderlution_Baby
    Vedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    Following the theory of Onelongsong...


    We'd pass out movies of that John Candy movie canadian bacon and get informed on how to fight against them.


    And totally win.
  • Derrick
    Derrick Posts: 475
    Milestone wrote:
    We already took the Expos. If you fuck with us, we'll take the Blue Jays too.

    :)

    YOU WOULDN'T DARE!

    In all seriousness, at the outset of the cold war, Canada had the choice to side with Russia instead of the US, mainly due to common language. It is speculated that if we'd sided with Russia, the US would have had no choice but to invade Canada.
  • Royals32
    Royals32 Posts: 160
    Derrick wrote:

    In all seriousness, at the outset of the cold war, Canada had the choice to side with Russia instead of the US, mainly due to common language. It is speculated that if we'd sided with Russia, the US would have had no choice but to invade Canada.

    Huh?
    #==(o )

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  • mookie blaylock 10
    mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    Royals32 wrote:
    Huh?

    that's what i was thinking...:confused:
  • Born2Jam
    Born2Jam Posts: 255
    Truthmonger wrote:
    Just wondering if Americans ever take that for granted ? It occupies the entire northern border of the U.S., and it has the largest uranium deposits in the world. It'd be interesting if it ever decided it wanted to go nuclear. And what if the relationship was to sour, as it has numerous times in the past 200 years or so ?

    I live in Maine.
    I think I'd have to move.
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  • Truthmonger
    Truthmonger Posts: 559
    Hmmm, this is interesting......dozens of radioactive devices are either lost or stolen in Canada in the last 5 years. Some of them could definitely be used to make bombs:

    http://www.thestar.com/News/article/232095
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    The world would be essentially screwed for quality maple syrup...aside from Maine , Vermont etc... which we consider Canada Anyways.. :D

    And there would be a serious shortage of laid back cool people in North America. This would suck definitely.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Royals32 wrote:
    Huh?


    never say huh without a WTF? It's a rule.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    The U.S. has already invaded Canada. Remember the "you are either with us or against us" altimatum given to Canada in 1812? Then Canada with the Brittish army WTF pwned the U.S.

    We went as far as to burn down the capital. It's not that we had a stronger military back then, we were just smarter, and I'm willing to wager the same thing would happen again. As long as the pussy in the White House doesn't use nukes. Which they probably would, for in order for the U.S. to declare war on Canada, they'd have to declare war on the world.

    I submit the U.S. would have to take on Brittain, Russia, Japan, China, etc.. in order to invade Canada. The U.S. might be bigger, but we have more friends. It would be WWIII and it would end with the destruction of the U.S. infrustructure. The country would likely be divided up into foreign controlled territories. It would be the end of the United States of America.

    That's my guess anyway. Someone would just cap the president. Americans need a leader to follow, Canadians only have Prime Ministers to laugh at.
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  • Vedderlution_Baby
    Vedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    Ahnimus wrote:
    WTF pwned


    haha nice
  • Bu2
    Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    funny!

    :)
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Canadians only have Prime Ministers to laugh at.

    lol...so true... come to think of it, I don't think I've liked any Canadian PM thus far. Maybe Kim Campbell out of sympathy. Actually.....no....still no.

    I think it's every Canadian's past time to hate and mock every elected PM in Canada.

    Chretien was by far the most comedic and easy to laugh at though. Rick Mercer cut his teeth so well on that guy :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    lol...so true... come to think of it, I don't think I've liked any Canadian PM thus far. Maybe Kim Campbell out of sympathy. Actually.....no....still no.

    I think it's every Canadian's past time to hate and mock every elected PM in Canada.

    Chretien was by far the most comedic and easy to laugh at though. Rick Mercer cut his teeth so well on that guy :D

    I've never had the privledge of watching Rick Mercer, but I hear he's really funny.
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  • Bu2
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    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1640046/posts
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Bu2 wrote:
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1640046/posts

    I'm trying to figure out what the hell they are raising money for. It can't cost that much to run that piece of shit website. It costed me $19.95/month to run a similarly shitty website.
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I've never had the privledge of watching Rick Mercer, but I hear he's really funny.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69eLdE2OrFk
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
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    (")_(")
  • Bu2
    Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    to that website was?
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  • OneLove
    OneLove Posts: 563
    {note to self} dont piss off the canandians!

    ;)

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