What If Canada Wasn't The Peaceful, Trustworthy Neighbour It Is ?

Truthmonger

Just wondering if Americans ever take that for granted ? It occupies the entire northern border of the U.S., and it has the largest uranium deposits in the world. It'd be interesting if it ever decided it wanted to go nuclear. And what if the relationship was to sour, as it has numerous times in the past 200 years or so ?

chopitdown

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Abookamongstthemany

chopitdown wrote:

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Too funny!

Royals32

Truthmonger wrote:

Just wondering if Americans ever take that for granted ? It occupies the entire northern border of the U.S., and it has the largest uranium deposits in the world. It'd be interesting if it ever decided it wanted to go nuclear. And what if the relationship was to sour, as it has numerous times in the past 200 years or so ?

Haha, who do you think is protecting that uranium?

PaperPlates

Royals32 wrote:

Haha, who do you think is protecting that uranium?

already been answered.

http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=4565845&postcount=2

onelongsong

Truthmonger wrote:

Just wondering if Americans ever take that for granted ? It occupies the entire northern border of the U.S., and it has the largest uranium deposits in the world. It'd be interesting if it ever decided it wanted to go nuclear. And what if the relationship was to sour, as it has numerous times in the past 200 years or so ?

americans don't see canada as any threat. i fished canada for at least 7 years every summer in the 70's when you could still eat the fish. if you act up; we'll step on you.

canada will be in trouble in a few years and i think it will become a little aggressive. as the earths ice melts; it's redistributing it's weight around the globe. this will and has been triggering earthquakes. as your water table rises a strong earthquake could stratify a large part of your country causing it to sink into the sea. it's already happened in alaska.

onelongsong

Royals32 wrote:

Haha, who do you think is protecting that uranium?

as i understand it; bush has a mission leaving in 2008 to harvest helium3 from the moon to replace uranium because it is much more efficient and safer.

Ahnimus

Someone has forgotten their history
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

Don't forget your mukluks.

small town beck

onelongsong wrote:

americans don't see canada as any threat. i fished canada for at least 7 years every summer in the 70's when you could still eat the fish. if you act up; we'll step on you.

canada will be in trouble in a few years and i think it will become a little aggressive. as the earths ice melts; it's redistributing it's weight around the globe. this will and has been triggering earthquakes. as your water table rises a strong earthquake could stratify a large part of your country causing it to sink into the sea. it's already happened in alaska.

You'll step on us???? LMAO. Oh yeah we are up here shaking in our snowsuits :rolleyes:

I think everyone will be in trouble not just Canada.

callen

Truthmonger wrote:

Just wondering if Americans ever take that for granted ? It occupies the entire northern border of the U.S., and it has the largest uranium deposits in the world. It'd be interesting if it ever decided it wanted to go nuclear. And what if the relationship was to sour, as it has numerous times in the past 200 years or so ?

If Canada becomes contentious...the US government will simply convince the flock that your all evildoers.....part of the Axis of Evil......a threat to the safety of our women and children.....lots of atheists.........destroying the sactity of marriage....and blow you into submission....course please don't start anything for a nother 8 years....we may have out troops back by then.

small town beck

callen wrote:

If Canada becomes contentious...the US government will simply convince the flock that your all evildoers.....part of the Axis of Evil......a threat to the safety of our women and children.....lots of atheists.........destroying the sactity of marriage....and blow you into submission....course please don't start anything for a nother 8 years....we may have out troops back by then.

You don't even know the half of the kind of debauchery and evil we have up here I love it HERE

callen

small town beck wrote:

You don't even know the half of the kind of debauchery and evil we have up here I love it HERE

been to Canada many times....10 or so times......and have truely enjoyed every visit...people are sooo cool...twice for PJ.....the concert in Toronto was unreal....at the Molson Venue.......was the best I've ever seen....crowd was unreal.....reason they keep going back.

Milestone

Truthmonger wrote:

Just wondering if Americans ever take that for granted ? It occupies the entire northern border of the U.S., and it has the largest uranium deposits in the world. It'd be interesting if it ever decided it wanted to go nuclear. And what if the relationship was to sour, as it has numerous times in the past 200 years or so ?

We already took the Expos. If you fuck with us, we'll take the Blue Jays too.

small town beck

callen wrote:

been to Canada many times....10 or so times......and have truely enjoyed every visit...people are sooo cool...twice for PJ.....the concert in Toronto was unreal....at the Molson Venue.......was the best I've ever seen....crowd was unreal.....reason they keep going back.

The shows are amazing here. Of course, I have yet to be at a PJ show that wasn't unreal

There are some really cool people and wonderful places to see. I like to think that is true of every country.

Any of my trips to the USA have always been good. I even managed to laugh while stuck in that Boston traffic :eek:

Truthmonger

Milestone wrote:

We already took the Expos. If you fuck with us, we'll take the Blue Jays too.

But you'd actually be doing us a favour there......

onelongsong

callen wrote:

If Canada becomes contentious...the US government will simply convince the flock that your all evildoers.....part of the Axis of Evil......a threat to the safety of our women and children.....lots of atheists.........destroying the sactity of marriage....and blow you into submission....course please don't start anything for a nother 8 years....we may have out troops back by then.

that's basically what we were taught in school. not to that extreeme though. in fact; i had a teacher who told us that the reason we let england and france have it was because it was worthless.

gue_barium

For what it's worth. I've been working for a Canadian corporation in the US for almost a year now. It is headquartered only about an hour's drive from where I live. In Canada. If everything continues to go as well as it has been, I don't discount the thought of a new beginning in Canada as I move up the ladder here. First a work visa, then possible residency, and ultimately citizenship.

Ahnimus

Funny stuff guys, reminds me of the schoolyard.

"My dad could beat up your dad!"

The U.S. and Canada probably aren't ever going to be at war. We are mostly likely to see a unionization like the SPP or NAFTA.

gue_barium

Ahnimus wrote:

Funny stuff guys, reminds me of the schoolyard.

"My dad could beat up your dad!"

The U.S. and Canada probably aren't ever going to be at war. We are mostly likely to see a unionization like the SPP or NAFTA.

We could be fellow canucker's!

Cosmo

I'll guarantee you this... if a Muslim Coalition of Their Willing invaded and occupied Canada, I would pass through their porous border and blow up the mother fucker's jeeps with sticks of dynamite because I don't want their fucking theocracy in my backyard. and you'd be seeing reports on Al Jazzera calling me a 'Foriegn Fighter'.
I love Hockey, therefore i love Canada. Would I fight and risk dying for them... damn straight, mother fucker... fuckin' aye.

gue_barium

Cosmo wrote:

I'll guarantee you this... if a Muslim Coalition of Their Willing invaded and occupied Canada, I would pass through their porous border and blow up the mother fucker's jeeps with sticks of dynamite because I don't want their fucking theocracy in my backyard. and you'd be seeing reports on Al Jazzera calling me a 'Foriegn Fighter'.
I love Hockey, therefore i love Canada. Would I fight and risk dying for them... damn straight, mother fucker... fuckin' aye.

Justin Morneau of the Minnesota Twins is from BC. And, (goes without saying) a hockey player.

'nuff said.