"Intimacy kits" replace bibles in hotel rooms

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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeanie wrote:
    :D hehe! You can tell I've had a lot of experience with vibrators can't you? ;)

    There's no way I'm shashaying into the "gift shop" to peruse the toys! :o
    I was just thinking they'd have them in the room like they do the mini bar. And I'm dodgy on the mini bar so even if they were claiming that the vibrators and condoms were hermatically sealed and brand new, I still wouldn't touch em with a barge pole! :eek:

    But it's a relief to know they're not gonna start leaving vibrators on the pillow like chocolates! :D Or in the drawer like the bibles.
    You are killing me with this....used vibrators....lol...listen, when you come to the states I will take you to a sex shop in NYC and get you a new, clean one. I won't let them sell you the 'sample'. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! <---Picture me laughing like Snoopy here.
    You are a riot.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    TrixieCat wrote:
    You are killing me with this....used vibrators....lol...listen, when you come to the states I will take you to a sex shop in NYC and get you a new, clean one. I won't let them sell you the 'sample'. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! <---Picture me laughing like Snoopy here.
    You are a riot.


    :D Well I appreciate the offer love, but perhaps you should talk to the last girlfriend that tried to get me into a sex shop? :p:D:o
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    810wmb wrote:
    two great tastes that taste great together!


    I have NO IDEA what you're talking about! ;):p
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  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Jeanie wrote:
    I have NO IDEA what you're talking about! ;):p

    dare i explain?
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    soulsinging wrote:
    dare i explain?

    Thank you conor, there's really no need! :D I was being coy! :p And I plan on staying that way! ;)
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    darthvedder81 wrote:
    I don't get why so many people object to the Bible—especially if "it's just a book". Are you afraid it's going to eat you or something? If you don't want to read it then don't and just raid the mini-bar instead.

    you're right....that's why i think there should be a copy of Swank in every room.....:)
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    Another salvo fire upon a country whose basic lifestyle is probably the furthest from the teachings of Christ.
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    The intimacy kit:

    http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/intimacy_kit.png

    Contents:
    2 x Condoms
    2 x Tube of lubricating jelly
    2 x ...Obstetric Towelettes

    (content quantities vary)

    Sorry...no vibrators or feathered whips
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    The intimacy kit:

    http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/intimacy_kit.png

    Contents:
    2 x Condoms
    2 x Tube of lubricating jelly
    2 x ...Obstetric Towelettes

    (content quantities vary)

    Sorry...no vibrators or feathered whips


    What the hell is an obstetric towelette????? :eek:

    I can't see me holed up in a hotel with my gynaecologist needing them! :D
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Jeanie wrote:
    What the hell is an obstetric towelette????? :eek:

    I can't see me holed up in a hotel with my gynaecologist needing them! :D


    I was wondering the same. I'm guessing it's a spermicidal wipe toilette of some kind, gotta be extra careful changing the domes if you're right back at it for round two. hehe
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I was wondering the same. I'm guessing it's a spermicidal wipe toilette of some kind, gotta be extra careful changing the domes if you're right back at it for round two. hehe


    Yeah, poor choice of name for it. :D

    ob·stet·rics (ŏb-stĕt'rĭks, əb-)
    n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
    The branch of medicine that deals with the care of women during pregnancy, childbirth, and the recuperative period following delivery.

    Hardly what you want to be thinking about while you're getting down and dirty in a hotel room right? ;)
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Jeanie wrote:
    Yeah, poor choice of name for it. :D

    ob·stet·rics (ŏb-stĕt'rĭks, əb-)
    n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
    The branch of medicine that deals with the care of women during pregnancy, childbirth, and the recuperative period following delivery.

    Hardly what you want to be thinking about while you're getting down and dirty in a hotel room right? ;)

    I know eh?

    "Honey pass me ones of those obstetrics wipes..."

    uhhhh?...sorry what...one of what?

    Those obstetrics wipes...

    Obstetric wha....er....uhm..

    *wilt*

    "uhh...hey...how bout we just watch TV instead?...I'm kinda tired"

    :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I know eh?

    "Honey pass me ones of those obstetrics wipes..."

    uhhhh?...sorry what...one of what?

    Those obstetrics wipes...

    Obstetric wha....er....uhm..

    *wilt*

    "uhh...hey...how bout we just watch TV instead?...I'm kinda tired"

    :D


    That's what those kits need! :D Aspirin! :D
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  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    soulsinging wrote:
    you ever see the godfather? where he's telling carlo not to push his lies on him becos it insults his intelligence? that's why i don't want it pushed on me everywhere i go. it insults my intelligence. it's also like that pathetic friend who follows you around and will do ANYTHING if only you'll like him and play with him. you can't respect someone or something that behaves like that. it reeks of insecurity and desperation and it's annoying. leave me the fuck alone and get your own life.
    feel the same way..great post.
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  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    Pj_Gurl wrote:
    exactly. if anyone wants to read a bible i'm sure they can take their own. and seriously. would anyone here even touch one of the bibles that are in the rooms? place it lovingly in your hands or lean it on your chest? the one's i have seen are old, stinky, been touched by god knows how many people, eaten on, things spilled on. like c'mon. you want a bible in your room. take one.

    the ones I've seen in rooms are pristine...never touched....thinking cause the ones that would read them have bring their security blankets with them...
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Jeanie wrote:
    That's what those kits need! :D Aspirin! :D

    I'll see your aspirin, and raise you a Viagra.

    That might not be legal however...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I'll see your aspirin, and raise you a Viagra.

    That might not be legal however...


    **round of applause**

    Nice work Roland! :D I was hoping you'd go there! :D
    NOPE!!!

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