"Intimacy kits" replace bibles in hotel rooms

flywallyfly

know1 wrote:

I've always wondered, do they feel guilty printing those textbooks with the blank pages sprinkled throughout them?

No, I'm sure they would just fill in the blanks with fantasy jibberish like in the bible.

Jeanie

blackredyellow wrote:

I always use the hotel soap and shampoo (less to pack, and it's even more of a pain in the ass now to bring liquids on carryons - not that they ever check mine), but I wouldn't use a condom that they provided... too much of a risk of some jackass poking a hole in it or something.

Yeah, I probably could, but I have a hard enough time with the sheets, towels, pillows and the bedspread! :eek: I'm forever inspecting the place with a microscope practically before I can get to sleep. I need one of them blue light thingies they have on CSI to check for body fluids! :eek:

I do use their soap sometimes for washing my hands if it's wrapped up, but I just figure it's easier to take my own. There are so many things they wanna check my bags for at airports these days I just figure I will get checked and I may as well take what I like coz the time's gonna be wasted anyway.

Can you imagine the deal with vibrators??? I mean come on! They can barely clean the rooms in some places! :eek:
Nah I'm one of those everything but the kitchen sink folk. If I use it, it comes with me from home. I've even been known to bring my own towels and sheets and pillow.

haha! just reading back over that it's a wonder I leave home at all!

prism

Jeanie wrote:

Yeah, I probably could, but I have a hard enough time with the sheets, towels, pillows and the bedspread! I'm forever inspecting the place with a microscope practically before I can get to sleep. I need one of them blue light thingies they have on CSI to check for body fluids! :eek:

I do use their soap sometimes for washing my hands if it's wrapped up, but I just figure it's easier to take my own. There are so many things they wanna check my bags for at airports these days I just figure I will get checked and I may as well take what I like coz the time's gonna be wasted anyway.

Can you imagine the deal with vibrators??? I mean come on! They can barely clean the rooms in some places! :eek:
Nah I'm one of those everything but the kitchen sink folk. If I use it, it comes with me from home. I've even been known to bring my own towels and sheets and pillow.

haha! just reading back over that it's a wonder I leave home at all!

uhh Jeanie? it says that the vibrators can be bought in the hotel giftshop. it's not as though one comes with the room and it gets reused from guests to the next guest that rents that room...ewwww. it's not like having a clothes iron in every room


ooh this is a great room...would you just look at the vibrator that comes with this one!

my2hands

good

Jeanie

prism wrote:

uhh Jeanie? it says that the vibrators can be bought in the hotel giftshop. it's not as though one comes with the room and it gets reused from guests to the next guest that rents that room...ewwww. it's not like having a clothes iron in every room


ooh this is a great room...would you just look at the vibrator that comes with this one! ; ) : D

hehe! You can tell I've had a lot of experience with vibrators can't you?

There's no way I'm shashaying into the "gift shop" to peruse the toys!
I was just thinking they'd have them in the room like they do the mini bar. And I'm dodgy on the mini bar so even if they were claiming that the vibrators and condoms were hermatically sealed and brand new, I still wouldn't touch em with a barge pole! :eek:

But it's a relief to know they're not gonna start leaving vibrators on the pillow like chocolates! Or in the drawer like the bibles.

prism

Jeanie wrote:

hehe! You can tell I've had a lot of experience with vibrators can't you?

There's no way I'm shashaying into the "gift shop" to peruse the toys!
I was just thinking they'd have them in the room like they do the mini bar. And I'm dodgy on the mini bar so even if they were claiming that the vibrators and condoms were hermatically sealed and brand new, I still wouldn't touch em with a barge pole! :eek:

But it's a relief to know they're not gonna start leaving vibrators on the pillow like chocolates! Or in the drawer like the bibles.

ooh that's a great idea....chocolate vibrators! okay, so maybe that could get a bit messy...

Jeanie

prism wrote:

ooh that's a great idea....chocolate vibrators! okay, so maybe that could get a bit messy...

Messy is good! But why ruin perfectly good chocolate?

know1

flywallyfly wrote:

No, I'm sure they would just fill in the blanks with fantasy jibberish like in the bible.

My point exactly.

NMyTree

It's about time they did away with that ridiculous bible custom!!! If I want to read fiction, I usually have a book or two with me, anyhow. I don't need their provided fictional work.

By the same token, if you're going to be staying in a hotel room with a lover, chances are you'll have condoms, anyway. Besides, they probably provide condoms that have spermicide ( nonoxynol-9) and I can't use those. The nonoxynol-9 painfully burns and irritates the meatus, head and urethra of my willy. Only non-spermicide condoms, for me!

genie

NMyTree wrote:

By the same token, if you're going to be staying in a hotel room with a lover, chances are you'll have condoms, anyway. Besides, they probably provide condoms that have spermicide ( nonoxynol-9) and I can't use those. The nonoxynol-9 painfully burns and irritates the meatus, head and urethra of my willy. Only non-spermicide condoms, for me!

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genie

good on them. if this sex kit with all the goodies inside is sealed well, then i might just use few things. but usually i tend to use my own soaps, shampoos, and would never drink out of cups they have in hotel rooms. also i feel uncomfortable sleeping on their sheets.

i worked as a cleaner, so i'm a bit cynical when it comes to these things.

810wmb

Jeanie wrote:

Messy is good! But why ruin perfectly good chocolate?

two great tastes that taste great together!

mammasan

I have to agree with Fins. There is nothing in the world like that thin bible paper for rolling a good J.

tybird

know1 wrote:

The hotels aren't paying for the bibles.

Great point.....also very meaningful.

josevolution

i allways thougt that they were there in case you ran out of toilet paper no ? :eek:

meme

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

Those bibles were really good for rolling joints, too. How the hell are you going to smoke a condom? (Don't answer that one.)

This is the first time in forever that I have actually laughed out loud reading a post.

soulsinging

tybird wrote:

Great point.....also very meaningful.

what is very meaningful?

darthvedder81

I don't get why so many people object to the Bible—especially if "it's just a book". Are you afraid it's going to eat you or something? If you don't want to read it then don't and just raid the mini-bar instead.

soulsinging

darthvedder81 wrote:

I don't get why so many people object to the Bible—especially if "it's just a book". Are you afraid it's going to eat you or something? If you don't want to read it then don't and just raid the mini-bar instead.

you ever see the godfather? where he's telling carlo not to push his lies on him becos it insults his intelligence? that's why i don't want it pushed on me everywhere i go. it insults my intelligence. it's also like that pathetic friend who follows you around and will do ANYTHING if only you'll like him and play with him. you can't respect someone or something that behaves like that. it reeks of insecurity and desperation and it's annoying. leave me the fuck alone and get your own life.

Jeanie

darthvedder81 wrote:

I don't get why so many people object to the Bible—especially if "it's just a book". Are you afraid it's going to eat you or something? If you don't want to read it then don't and just raid the mini-bar instead.

I don't object to it. It is just a book. I just wonder if I decided all hotel rooms should have a copy of Satanic ritual if that wouldn't offend some folk?