good on them. if this sex kit with all the goodies inside is sealed well, then i might just use few things. but usually i tend to use my own soaps, shampoos, and would never drink out of cups they have in hotel rooms. also i feel uncomfortable sleeping on their sheets.
i worked as a cleaner, so i'm a bit cynical when it comes to these things.
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
I don't get why so many people object to the Bible—especially if "it's just a book". Are you afraid it's going to eat you or something? If you don't want to read it then don't and just raid the mini-bar instead.
So this life is sacrifice...
6/30/98 Minneapolis, 10/8/00 East Troy (Brrrr!), 6/16/03 St. Paul, 6/27/06 St. Paul
I don't get why so many people object to the Bible—especially if "it's just a book". Are you afraid it's going to eat you or something? If you don't want to read it then don't and just raid the mini-bar instead.
you ever see the godfather? where he's telling carlo not to push his lies on him becos it insults his intelligence? that's why i don't want it pushed on me everywhere i go. it insults my intelligence. it's also like that pathetic friend who follows you around and will do ANYTHING if only you'll like him and play with him. you can't respect someone or something that behaves like that. it reeks of insecurity and desperation and it's annoying. leave me the fuck alone and get your own life.
I don't get why so many people object to the Bible—especially if "it's just a book". Are you afraid it's going to eat you or something? If you don't want to read it then don't and just raid the mini-bar instead.
I don't object to it. It is just a book. I just wonder if I decided all hotel rooms should have a copy of Satanic ritual if that wouldn't offend some folk?
hehe! You can tell I've had a lot of experience with vibrators can't you?
There's no way I'm shashaying into the "gift shop" to peruse the toys!
I was just thinking they'd have them in the room like they do the mini bar. And I'm dodgy on the mini bar so even if they were claiming that the vibrators and condoms were hermatically sealed and brand new, I still wouldn't touch em with a barge pole! :eek:
But it's a relief to know they're not gonna start leaving vibrators on the pillow like chocolates! Or in the drawer like the bibles.
You are killing me with this....used vibrators....lol...listen, when you come to the states I will take you to a sex shop in NYC and get you a new, clean one. I won't let them sell you the 'sample'. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! <---Picture me laughing like Snoopy here.
You are a riot.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
You are killing me with this....used vibrators....lol...listen, when you come to the states I will take you to a sex shop in NYC and get you a new, clean one. I won't let them sell you the 'sample'. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! <---Picture me laughing like Snoopy here.
You are a riot.
Well I appreciate the offer love, but perhaps you should talk to the last girlfriend that tried to get me into a sex shop?
I don't get why so many people object to the Bible—especially if "it's just a book". Are you afraid it's going to eat you or something? If you don't want to read it then don't and just raid the mini-bar instead.
you're right....that's why i think there should be a copy of Swank in every room.....:)
Contents:
2 x Condoms
2 x Tube of lubricating jelly
2 x ...Obstetric Towelettes
(content quantities vary)
Sorry...no vibrators or feathered whips
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
What the hell is an obstetric towelette????? :eek:
I can't see me holed up in a hotel with my gynaecologist needing them!
I was wondering the same. I'm guessing it's a spermicidal wipe toilette of some kind, gotta be extra careful changing the domes if you're right back at it for round two. hehe
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
I was wondering the same. I'm guessing it's a spermicidal wipe toilette of some kind, gotta be extra careful changing the domes if you're right back at it for round two. hehe
Yeah, poor choice of name for it.
ob·stet·rics (ŏb-stĕt'rĭks, əb-)
n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
The branch of medicine that deals with the care of women during pregnancy, childbirth, and the recuperative period following delivery.
Hardly what you want to be thinking about while you're getting down and dirty in a hotel room right?
ob·stet·rics (ŏb-stĕt'rĭks, əb-)
n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
The branch of medicine that deals with the care of women during pregnancy, childbirth, and the recuperative period following delivery.
Hardly what you want to be thinking about while you're getting down and dirty in a hotel room right?
I know eh?
"Honey pass me ones of those obstetrics wipes..."
uhhhh?...sorry what...one of what?
Those obstetrics wipes...
Obstetric wha....er....uhm..
*wilt*
"uhh...hey...how bout we just watch TV instead?...I'm kinda tired"
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
you ever see the godfather? where he's telling carlo not to push his lies on him becos it insults his intelligence? that's why i don't want it pushed on me everywhere i go. it insults my intelligence. it's also like that pathetic friend who follows you around and will do ANYTHING if only you'll like him and play with him. you can't respect someone or something that behaves like that. it reeks of insecurity and desperation and it's annoying. leave me the fuck alone and get your own life.
exactly. if anyone wants to read a bible i'm sure they can take their own. and seriously. would anyone here even touch one of the bibles that are in the rooms? place it lovingly in your hands or lean it on your chest? the one's i have seen are old, stinky, been touched by god knows how many people, eaten on, things spilled on. like c'mon. you want a bible in your room. take one.
the ones I've seen in rooms are pristine...never touched....thinking cause the ones that would read them have bring their security blankets with them...
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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i worked as a cleaner, so i'm a bit cynical when it comes to these things.
two great tastes that taste great together!
This is the first time in forever that I have actually laughed out loud reading a post.
what is very meaningful?
6/30/98 Minneapolis, 10/8/00 East Troy (Brrrr!), 6/16/03 St. Paul, 6/27/06 St. Paul
you ever see the godfather? where he's telling carlo not to push his lies on him becos it insults his intelligence? that's why i don't want it pushed on me everywhere i go. it insults my intelligence. it's also like that pathetic friend who follows you around and will do ANYTHING if only you'll like him and play with him. you can't respect someone or something that behaves like that. it reeks of insecurity and desperation and it's annoying. leave me the fuck alone and get your own life.
I don't object to it. It is just a book. I just wonder if I decided all hotel rooms should have a copy of Satanic ritual if that wouldn't offend some folk?
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You are a riot.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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I have NO IDEA what you're talking about!
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dare i explain?
Thank you conor, there's really no need!
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you're right....that's why i think there should be a copy of Swank in every room.....:)
Hail, Hail!!!
http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/intimacy_kit.png
Contents:
2 x Condoms
2 x Tube of lubricating jelly
2 x ...Obstetric Towelettes
(content quantities vary)
Sorry...no vibrators or feathered whips
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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What the hell is an obstetric towelette????? :eek:
I can't see me holed up in a hotel with my gynaecologist needing them!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
I was wondering the same. I'm guessing it's a spermicidal wipe toilette of some kind, gotta be extra careful changing the domes if you're right back at it for round two. hehe
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
(\__/)
( o.O)
(")_(")
Yeah, poor choice of name for it.
ob·stet·rics (ŏb-stĕt'rĭks, əb-)
n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
The branch of medicine that deals with the care of women during pregnancy, childbirth, and the recuperative period following delivery.
Hardly what you want to be thinking about while you're getting down and dirty in a hotel room right?
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
I know eh?
"Honey pass me ones of those obstetrics wipes..."
uhhhh?...sorry what...one of what?
Those obstetrics wipes...
Obstetric wha....er....uhm..
*wilt*
"uhh...hey...how bout we just watch TV instead?...I'm kinda tired"
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
(\__/)
( o.O)
(")_(")
That's what those kits need!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
the ones I've seen in rooms are pristine...never touched....thinking cause the ones that would read them have bring their security blankets with them...
I'll see your aspirin, and raise you a Viagra.
That might not be legal however...
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
(")_(")
**round of applause**
Nice work Roland!
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