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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    angelica wrote:
    So when I wield normal universal forces or energy, it appears miraculous to the average person.

    "magic: the art of producing a desired effect or result through the use of incantation or various other techniques that presumably assure human control of supernatural agencies or the forces of nature."

    Ist you nekkid whenst ye praferm this?
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  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    gue_barium wrote:
    Ist you nekkid whenst ye praferm this?
    That's between myself and the universal forces. ;)
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  • cornnifercornnifer Posts: 2,130
    angelica wrote:
    The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

    by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967







    4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

    5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

    6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.



    11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.


    Funny stuff. The ones quoted are my favorite.

    "Lair", THAT is some funny shit. Can't wait to start using that. "Well, better be gettin' back to the lair". Funny.

    *In Darth Vader Voice* "Stop, or i'll be forced to destroy you!" Funny Funny shit.
    "Exit my lair or i'll destroy you"! LMAO
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    cornnifer wrote:
    Funny stuff. The ones quoted are my favorite.

    "Lair", THAT is some funny shit. Can't wait to start using that. "Well, better be gettin' back to the lair". Funny.

    *In Darth Vader Voice* "Stop, or i'll be forced to destroy you!" Funny Funny shit.
    "Exit my lair or i'll destroy you"! LMAO
    Well it looks like something positive comes of Satanism, then, because this laughter is infectious! :D
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  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    angelica wrote:
    Well it looks like something positive comes of Satanism, then, because this laughter is infectious! :D
    Between cornnifer's post and the narcissistic college student thread, I've got quite a case of the giggles :D
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    hippiemom wrote:
    Between cornnifer's post and the narcissistic college student thread, I've got quite a case of the giggles :D
    Looks like I'll have to read the narcissistic college student thread! :D (...and I'm still laughing about cornnifer's post!)
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    cornnifer wrote:
    Funny stuff. The ones quoted are my favorite.

    "Lair", THAT is some funny shit. Can't wait to start using that. "Well, better be gettin' back to the lair". Funny.

    *In Darth Vader Voice* "Stop, or i'll be forced to destroy you!" Funny Funny shit.
    "Exit my lair or i'll destroy you"! LMAO

    Funny to you. I think my Father was the true author.











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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    genie wrote:
    if paganism is considered a lunatic cult, then why shouldn't we consider christianity and all other religions to be lunatic cults? ;)

    i'm just giving ideas for bored minds ;):D
    I have asked my mother (a christian) that question many times. I think all religions are cults.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • cornnifercornnifer Posts: 2,130
    gue_barium wrote:
    Funny to you. I think my Father was the true author.



    Must have been an interesting lair.
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    Other than being an inspiration for some kick ass heavy metal songs, I don't think that this "Church" is taken too seriously.
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    This is a pretty interesting thread.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    I think this forum is dying....
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • THCTHC Posts: 525
    i haven't read all this thread...only the first page. But that page shows me a complete ignorance of God and the Bible. Why don't you read the bible...and then make statements about what it says and doesn't say.


    Here' the only rule as summed up by Jesus: "Love your Neighbor as yourself".


    This is how he responded to all the people yapping about this rule and that one...and blah blah blah...we're better off w/o these rules...as i would rather do anything i want.

    Well...if you think the rule of "Love your Neighbor as yourself" is way off....then good luck to you proving it otherwise. Its your own being who will put you in 'heaven' or 'hell'. Do you really think a God described as "Love" countless times throughout the Bible would really Torture someone for eternity? The answer is NO. Its your own conscience that would be the only thing to torture you in the end. Not God. Take some responsibility...and stop blaming God for your problems. God was the one who made you with Free Will...so he was the one who let you do whatever you want. He's just trying to help guide you by rules such as "Love thy Neighbor".
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    THC wrote:
    i haven't read all this thread...only the first page. But that page shows me a complete ignorance of God and the Bible. Why don't you read the bible...and then make statements about what it says and doesn't say.


    Here' the only rule as summed up by Jesus: "Love your Neighbor as yourself".


    This is how he responded to all the people yapping about this rule and that one...and blah blah blah...we're better off w/o these rules...as i would rather do anything i want.

    Well...if you think the rule of "Love your Neighbor as yourself" is way off....then good luck to you proving it otherwise. Its your own being who will put you in 'heaven' or 'hell'. Do you really think a God described as "Love" countless times throughout the Bible would really Torture someone for eternity? The answer is NO. Its your own conscience that would be the only thing to torture you in the end. Not God. Take some responsibility...and stop blaming God for your problems. God was the one who made you with Free Will...so he was the one who let you do whatever you want. He's just trying to help guide you by rules such as "Love thy Neighbor".
    what are you talking about? who on the first page was blaming God for their problems? for my part, I don't even believe in God. all comments that I made were in reference to religion, not God.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    "Shall we be able to realize, on a higher plane, alchemy’s old dream of psychophysical unity, by the creation of a unified conceptual foundation for the scientific comprehension of the physical as well as the psychical?"

    ~ Wolfgang Pauli, physicist
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

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  • angelicaangelica Posts: 6,038
    jlew24asu wrote:
    I just saw The Prestige last night. awesome movie!!!!
    You were right, jlew. I just watched the movie tonight and it was very awesome!!! It was based on your rave review that I rented it! :)
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

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  • lucylespianlucylespian Posts: 2,403
    THC wrote:
    i haven't read all this thread...only the first page. But that page shows me a complete ignorance of God and the Bible. Why don't you read the bible...and then make statements about what it says and doesn't say.


    Here' the only rule as summed up by Jesus: "Love your Neighbor as yourself".


    This is how he responded to all the people yapping about this rule and that one...and blah blah blah...we're better off w/o these rules...as i would rather do anything i want.

    Well...if you think the rule of "Love your Neighbor as yourself" is way off....then good luck to you proving it otherwise. Its your own being who will put you in 'heaven' or 'hell'. Do you really think a God described as "Love" countless times throughout the Bible would really Torture someone for eternity? The answer is NO. Its your own conscience that would be the only thing to torture you in the end. Not God. Take some responsibility...and stop blaming God for your problems. God was the one who made you with Free Will...so he was the one who let you do whatever you want. He's just trying to help guide you by rules such as "Love thy Neighbor".

    Are you saying I have to give my neighbour a hand-job ?????
    Music is not a competetion.
  • WindNoSailWindNoSail Posts: 580
    Ahnimus wrote:
    We will see at the time of judgement. If it comes down to getting a sticker in the name of Satan or decapitated in the name of God. I think I'll take the sticker.

    The most astonishing thing I have ever read on this board.

    FYI, you speak of the Tribulation. The judgement comes after and has something to do with eternity and not temporal suffering. Just to be clear.
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  • rigneyclanrigneyclan Posts: 289
    lucylespian wrote:
    Are you saying I have to give my neighbour a hand-job ?????

    LOL! :D
    7/16/06 7/18/06
  • lucylespianlucylespian Posts: 2,403
    WindNoSail wrote:
    The most astonishing thing I have ever read on this board.

    FYI, you speak of the Tribulation. The judgement comes after and has something to do with eternity and not temporal suffering. Just to be clear.

    Ah, of course, eternal damnation and suffering, always the invention of a sound intelligent mind !!!!! Did I mention vindictive as well as insane ?????
    Music is not a competetion.
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