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  • CenterCity
    CenterCity Posts: 193
    no to mention that all these conspiracies are probably all connected in someway.
    fascinating, yes. but the various angles involved are endless.

    maybe contemplating the conspiracies is even pointless: maybe i'm saying that because i don't know the circumference around each issue. its like a point in the middle of a circle. the point being the conspiracy. the circle being all the aspects involved.
    I need to finish writing.
  • Uncle Leo
    Uncle Leo Posts: 1,059
    Since nobody else acknowledged it, allow me to give Skitch kudos for trying to pre-emtively turn his topic into a sticky...
    I cannot come up with a new sig till I get this egg off my face.
  • sonicreducer
    sonicreducer Posts: 713
    did you hear the one that eddie vedder actually voted for bush,...

    in fact the only one in the band who voted for someone else was boom gasper,...
    you're a real hooker. im gonna slap you in public.
    ~Ron Burgundy
  • Skitch Patterson
    Skitch Patterson Posts: 642
    Uncle Leo wrote:
    Since nobody else acknowledged it, allow me to give Skitch kudos for trying to pre-emtively turn his topic into a sticky...


    thank you.
  • Skitch Patterson
    Skitch Patterson Posts: 642
    Uncle Leo wrote:
    Since nobody else acknowledged it, allow me to give Skitch kudos for trying to pre-emtively turn his topic into a sticky...

    didnt work :(
  • prytocorduroy
    prytocorduroy Posts: 4,355
    rightondude wrote:
    no he's sexing up the alien to produce offspring...he's already fucked everything else on this planet...so it seems logical.

    Bush Sr. should've pulled out.
  • RockinInCanada
    RockinInCanada Posts: 2,016
    Skitch Patterson wrote:
    as of late ive really lost track, so im just gonna make a list.

    1. US Government played a role in the planning of the 9/11 attacks
    2. George W. Bush- Florida 2000 election theft
    3. Hurricane Katrina- Slow response to kill off minorities
    4. George W. Bush- Ohio/Overall discounting of votes in 2004 election
    5. Pentagon crashed into by Power Wheels: GI Joe edition
    6. Bin Laden to be "caught" immediately before 2004 election (debunked)
    7. Stonemasons or the skulls or something run the entire country.
    8. First WTC attack was a failed precursor planned by US government
    9. Going to plant WMD's in Iraq prior to 2004 election (debunked)
    10. War was done entirely to line the pockets of haliburton
    11. Marijuana illegal so that prescribtion drug companies dont lose business.
    im sure there are more, help me out folks!

    1) Offical story to me has holes that need examing as for the real truth ...no idea.
    2) Definetly think something was wrong there.
    3) No...just brain dead response from a brain dead leader...
    4) Brain dead voters brought him back....
    5) See #1
    6) Never thought that...however brain dead leader made a horrible attempt to get the "real" culprit in 9/11....
    7) The leaders are members so technically they do...however how much the societies dictate polity ???
    8) No
    9) Never even heard this
    10) No there was other political motives as well....PNAC shows those quite well
    11) Definetly a contributing factor.....


    My views on your "sticky"
  • SundaySilence
    SundaySilence Posts: 537
    12. Iraq has WMDs
    13. Iraq was involved in 911
  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    14. Elvis is responsible for placing age limits on the morning after pill.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • dkst0426
    dkst0426 Posts: 523
    12. It's President Bush's fault.
  • Skitch Patterson
    Skitch Patterson Posts: 642
    15. AT&T sick of hippies bogging down the network at 4:20 with ridiculous text messages, so they censor Pearl Jam to get them to leave the service.
  • floyd1975
    floyd1975 Posts: 1,350
    Skitch Patterson wrote:
    15. AT&T sick of hippies bogging down the network at 4:20 with ridiculous text messages, so they censor Pearl Jam to get them to leave the service.

    Beautiful post.
  • CorporateWhore
    CorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    Haha

    16. H20 has always been a viable energy source but Big Oil was able to sweep that fact under the carpet.

    In a related theory...

    17. Bottled water manufacturers have been colluding with Big Oil to create a monopoly on energy sources.

    I swear to God I really heard the first one on this forum...
    All I know is that to see, and not to speak, would be the great betrayal.
    -Enoch Powell
  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    floyd1975 wrote:
    Beautiful post.

    16. floyd1975 kidnapped zstillings and hacked his account?
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Skitch Patterson wrote:
    15. AT&T sick of hippies bogging down the network at 4:20 with ridiculous text messages, so they censor Pearl Jam to get them to leave the service.

    lol...

    15.5 AT&T suckling the hairy teat of an oppressive cabal of war mongering political hacks...

    Oh....that one's actually true.

    hehe
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • spiral out
    spiral out Posts: 1,052
    Erm elvis is still alive people.
    Keep on rockin in the free world!!!!

    The economy has polarized to the point where the wealthiest 10% now own 85% of the nation’s wealth. Never before have the bottom 90% been so highly indebted, so dependent on the wealthy.
  • floyd1975
    floyd1975 Posts: 1,350
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=254811
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    floyd1975 wrote:
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=254811

    Floyd...wow you can really link them threads together like a pro..

    How do you do it?
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Skitch Patterson wrote:
    hey, these are serious theories only.
    everyone knows that abe lincoln played a key role.

    http://www.jfkmurdersolved.com/images/bushwarning.jpg
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    floyd1975 wrote:
    Beautiful post.


    #69 It's a circle jerk conspiracy!

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