Sticky:Conspiracy Theories

Skitch Patterson

as of late ive really lost track, so im just gonna make a list.

1. US Government played a role in the planning of the 9/11 attacks
2. George W. Bush- Florida 2000 election theft
3. Hurricane Katrina- Slow response to kill off minorities
4. George W. Bush- Ohio/Overall discounting of votes in 2004 election
5. Pentagon crashed into by Power Wheels: GI Joe edition
6. Bin Laden to be "caught" immediately before 2004 election (debunked)
7. Stonemasons or the skulls or something run the entire country.
8. First WTC attack was a failed precursor planned by US government
9. Going to plant WMD's in Iraq prior to 2004 election (debunked)
10. War was done entirely to line the pockets of haliburton
11. Marijuana illegal so that prescribtion drug companies dont lose business.


im sure there are more, help me out folks!

farfromglorified

Skitch Patterson wrote:

5. Pentagon crashed into by Power Wheels: GI Joe edition

Well played

rightondude

What no aliens!!?? props on the GI Joe edition

floyd1975

12. Kennedy assasination orchestrated by George W. Bush.

Skitch Patterson

zstillings wrote:

12. Kennedy assasination orchestrated by George W. Bush.

hey, these are serious theories only.
everyone knows that abe lincoln played a key role.

surferdude

13. Daddy Bush keeping alien at Hangar 18. Using alien technology to steal elections.

rightondude

he didn't shoot himself...

chopitdown

14. Draft will be implemented tomorrow and no one will not be drafted

rightondude

surferdude wrote:

13. Daddy Bush keeping alien at Hangar 18. Using alien technology to steal elections.

no he's sexing up the alien to produce offspring...he's already fucked everything else on this planet...so it seems logical.

El_Kabong

Skitch Patterson wrote:

hey, these are serious theories only.
everyone knows that abe lincoln played a key role.

actually it's a pretty credible theory, a lot moreso than the rest of your list. kennedy was going after the cia and trying to reign them in, he had the FBI going after the CIA's training camps for cubans, george bush was in the cia in a high level position involved in smuggling weapons and ppl into cuba to fight, there's more but htat's the jist of it.

Skitch Patterson

chopitdown wrote:

13. Draft will be implemented tomorrow and no one will not be drafted

oooooooooooo. i forgot that one. thats a biggie. Also factor in the "going to happen right after the election if bush gets relected.

14. Abortion will be made illegal immediately after bush appoints supreme court justices.

Skitch Patterson

El_Kabong wrote:

actually it's a pretty credible theory, a lot moreso than the rest of your list. kennedy was going after the cia and trying to reign them in, he had the FBI going after the CIA's training camps for cubans, george bush was in the cia in a high level position involved in smuggling weapons and ppl into cuba to fight, there's more but htat's the jist of it.

he was 17 years old at the time.
he was doing coke and planning to dodge any future drafts.
I highly... HIGHLY doubt George W. Bush has anything to do with the assassination of kennedy.

rightondude

Skitch Patterson wrote:

oooooooooooo. i forgot that one. thats a biggie. Also factor in the "going to happen right after the election if bush gets relected.

14. Abortion will be made illegal immediately after bush appoints supreme court justices.

I can't wait to see the twisted shit Bush pulls out and signs in his last few days...

El_Kabong

Skitch Patterson wrote:

he was 17 years old at the time.
he was doing coke and planning to dodge any future drafts.
I highly... HIGHLY doubt George W. Bush has anything to do with the assassination of kennedy.

i was refering to daddy bush

Skitch Patterson

El_Kabong wrote:

i was refering to daddy bush

the original post wasnt.

chopitdown

Skitch Patterson wrote:

oooooooooooo. i forgot that one. thats a biggie. Also factor in the "going to happen right after the election if bush gets relected.

14. Abortion will be made illegal immediately after bush appoints supreme court justices.

that's a classic as well

floyd1975

Skitch Patterson wrote:

oooooooooooo. i forgot that one. thats a biggie. Also factor in the "going to happen right after the election if bush gets relected.

14. Abortion will be made illegal immediately after bush appoints supreme court justices.

rightondude wrote:

I can't wait to see the twisted shit Bush pulls out and signs in his last few days...

I just thought these two went together beautifully.

soulsinging

15. the democratic party is attempting to outlaw god and ban the bible.
16. teaching of evolution in public schools will destroy christianity as we know it.
17. free speech advocates want more terrorist attacks on us soil
18. anyone opposing the fcc is attempting to pervert our children and turn them into sex-crazed hedonists.
19. gay marriage will increase the divorce rate, destroy marriage as an institution, and turn all of our kids into homos.

Skitch Patterson

soulsinging wrote:

15. the democratic party is attempting to outlaw god and ban the bible.
16. teaching of evolution in public schools will destroy christianity as we know it.
17. free speech advocates want more terrorist attacks on us soil
18. anyone opposing the fcc is attempting to pervert our children and turn them into sex-crazed hedonists.
19. gay marriage will increase the divorce rate, destroy marriage as an institution, and turn all of our kids into homos.

apparently (outside of miller) you have been reading the Ted Nugent Message board.

jeffbr

We never actually landed on the moon.

Abookamongstthemany

Skitch Patterson wrote:

apparently (outside of miller) you have been reading the Ted Nugent Message board.

if only that was the case.