If Men were like seahorses.....................

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  • Magstar
    Magstar Posts: 117
    I was going to come up with something intelligent and meaningful to post in this thread. But. The thought of my boyfriend as a seahorse has rendered me unable to type anymore. :D
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Magstar wrote:
    I was going to come up with something intelligent and meaningful to post in this thread. But. The thought of my boyfriend as a seahorse has rendered me unable to type anymore. :D


    haha! :D maybe it'll be more appealing when you're thinking babies mags? ;)
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeanie wrote:
    haha! :D maybe it'll be more appealing when you're thinking babies mags? ;)

    Sssshhhhhhh. :p
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  • Magstar
    Magstar Posts: 117
    Jeanie wrote:
    haha! :D maybe it'll be more appealing when you're thinking babies mags? ;)
    Nah, he can't swim. He'd make a pathetic seahorse. Ha. :D
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  • Magstar
    Magstar Posts: 117
    Did I say pathetic? I meant handsome... ;)
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Magstar wrote:
    Did I say pathetic? I meant handsome... ;)

    Good save, dear.;)
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Sssshhhhhhh. :p


    :D Whatsa matter? :p Chicken? ;):D
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Magstar wrote:
    Nah, he can't swim. He'd make a pathetic seahorse. Ha. :D

    CAN'T SWIM????? :eek: WOW!!! Not being able to swim is like not being able to read!! Well to an Aussie anyway. :)

    Better get him some floaties and some swimming lessons for Christmas! ;)
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeanie wrote:
    :D Whatsa matter? :p Chicken? ;):D

    Better to be a chicken than a seahorse.:D
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Better to be a chicken than a seahorse.:D

    I dunno....pushing eggs out your arse every day doesn't sound like much fun to me! ;):D

    C'mon we need a fella to go first! :D
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeanie wrote:
    I dunno....pushing eggs out your arse every day doesn't sound like much fun to me! ;):D

    C'mon we need a fella to go first! :D

    Can't I just be a real, human boy? Like Pinocchio, without all the rest of the stuff that happened in that film.:D
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Can't I just be a real, human boy? Like Pinocchio, without all the rest of the stuff that happened in that film.:D

    See now that's what I've been hoping for my whole life Rhino! :D

    That I could just be a real little girl WITHOUT the whole childbirth thingy! :D
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeanie wrote:
    See now that's what I've been hoping for my whole life Rhino! :D

    That I could just be a real little girl WITHOUT the whole childbirth thingy! :D

    You're aware it's usually voluntary, right?;)
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    You're aware it's usually voluntary, right?;)

    Yeah, only till you hit your mid 30s. Then EVERY sucker in the universe wants to know when you're gonna spit one out! :rolleyes: :D
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeanie wrote:
    Yeah, only till you hit your mid 30s. Then EVERY sucker in the universe wants to know when you're gonna spit one out! :rolleyes: :D

    You should be prepared for that, and carry a small figurine inside your mouth at all times.
    "Hey Jeanie... when you gonna spit one out?"
    "*spits out figurine* There."

    Admittedly, that's probably a horrible idea.:p
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    You should be prepared for that, and carry a small figurine inside your mouth at all times.
    "Hey Jeanie... when you gonna spit one out?"
    "*spits out figurine* There."

    Admittedly, that's probably a horrible idea.:p


    hmmm.........actually........now that you mention it.......... ;):D
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  • NMyTree
    NMyTree Posts: 2,374
    I think the real problem here is that scientists have incorrectly identified the gender of seahorses.

    Obviously the one extending it's ovipositor (sounds like a penis to me) is the male and the one receiving the eggs into it's "pouch" is the female.

    Sheesh, haven't these scientists ever heard of Pitchers and Catchers:D


    Then again, maybe this pitchers and catchers thing is an entirely different ballgame, all together:D

    Either way, Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Holidays!

    Here's wishing all us males have a pleasant time extending our ovipositors and finding a receptive partner:D
  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    onelongsong wrote:
    if men were like seahorses i don't think we'd have abortion. men cannot kill as easily.

    True. As far as women are concerned, never trust anything that can bleed for five days and not die.
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    NMyTree wrote:
    I think the real problem here is that scientists have incorrectly identified the gender of seahorses.

    Obviously the one extending it's ovipositor (sounds like a penis to me) is the male and the one receiving the eggs into it's "pouch" is the female.

    Sheesh, haven't these scientists ever heard of Pitchers and Catchers:D


    Then again, maybe this pitchers and catchers thing is an entirely different ballgame, all together:D

    Either way, Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Holidays!

    Here's wishing all us males have a pleasant time extending our ovipositors and finding a receptive partner:D


    I think you call it that, an ovipositor, and you got absolutely NO CHANCE for any action! :p
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    fanch75 wrote:
    True. As far as women are concerned, never trust anything that can bleed for five days and not die.


    oh yes, including she who gave birth to you :rolleyes: unless of course your daddy was seahorse! :p
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