I was going to come up with something intelligent and meaningful to post in this thread. But. The thought of my boyfriend as a seahorse has rendered me unable to type anymore.
I was going to come up with something intelligent and meaningful to post in this thread. But. The thought of my boyfriend as a seahorse has rendered me unable to type anymore.
haha! maybe it'll be more appealing when you're thinking babies mags?
Yeah, only till you hit your mid 30s. Then EVERY sucker in the universe wants to know when you're gonna spit one out! :rolleyes:
You should be prepared for that, and carry a small figurine inside your mouth at all times.
"Hey Jeanie... when you gonna spit one out?"
"*spits out figurine* There."
Admittedly, that's probably a horrible idea.:p
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
You should be prepared for that, and carry a small figurine inside your mouth at all times.
"Hey Jeanie... when you gonna spit one out?"
"*spits out figurine* There."
Admittedly, that's probably a horrible idea.:p
hmmm.........actually........now that you mention it..........
oh yes, including she who gave birth to you :rolleyes: unless of course your daddy was seahorse!
But my mother is a Saint, you see. My mother and my woman are wonderful and I love seeing & spending time with them. The problem in this whole scenario is that while they are wonderful, nearly the rest of women are bytchez.
But my mother is a Saint, you see. My mother and my woman are wonderful and I love seeing & spending time with them. The problem in this whole scenario is that while they are wonderful, nearly the rest of women are bytchez.
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haha!
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Sssshhhhhhh.
Good save, dear.;)
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CAN'T SWIM????? :eek: WOW!!! Not being able to swim is like not being able to read!! Well to an Aussie anyway.
Better get him some floaties and some swimming lessons for Christmas!
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Better to be a chicken than a seahorse.:D
I dunno....pushing eggs out your arse every day doesn't sound like much fun to me!
C'mon we need a fella to go first!
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Can't I just be a real, human boy? Like Pinocchio, without all the rest of the stuff that happened in that film.:D
See now that's what I've been hoping for my whole life Rhino!
That I could just be a real little girl WITHOUT the whole childbirth thingy!
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You're aware it's usually voluntary, right?;)
Yeah, only till you hit your mid 30s. Then EVERY sucker in the universe wants to know when you're gonna spit one out! :rolleyes:
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You should be prepared for that, and carry a small figurine inside your mouth at all times.
"Hey Jeanie... when you gonna spit one out?"
"*spits out figurine* There."
Admittedly, that's probably a horrible idea.:p
hmmm.........actually........now that you mention it..........
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Obviously the one extending it's ovipositor (sounds like a penis to me) is the male and the one receiving the eggs into it's "pouch" is the female.
Sheesh, haven't these scientists ever heard of Pitchers and Catchers:D
Then again, maybe this pitchers and catchers thing is an entirely different ballgame, all together:D
Either way, Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Holidays!
Here's wishing all us males have a pleasant time extending our ovipositors and finding a receptive partner:D
True. As far as women are concerned, never trust anything that can bleed for five days and not die.
I think you call it that, an ovipositor, and you got absolutely NO CHANCE for any action!
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oh yes, including she who gave birth to you :rolleyes: unless of course your daddy was seahorse!
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But my mother is a Saint, you see. My mother and my woman are wonderful and I love seeing & spending time with them. The problem in this whole scenario is that while they are wonderful, nearly the rest of women are bytchez.
Oh baby, I love it when you play hard to get:D
Ah!
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I ain't playing!
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