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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Milhouse VanHouten wrote:
    If you don't like them, ignore them. Fight the temptation to download that ball-nailing video.

    Well it sucks, every porn video is 50% anal sex, to me it's just gross. It's infecting our society like a plague.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Well it sucks, every porn video is 50% anal sex, to me it's just gross. It's infecting our society like a plague.

    Why don't you lay off the porn then?

    BTW, best porn title ever:

    IR4: Inrearendence Day
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    VictoryGin wrote:
    You'd totally hate my apartment.

    :)

    Nah - an apartment is much different than a public parade.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    my2hands wrote:
    why is something celebrating sex "innapropriate"??

    it is how you got here

    It's inappropriate for a public parade, in my opinion.

    I didn't say that it wasn't appropriate for other venues or situations.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • karma defect
    karma defect Posts: 5,483
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Well it sucks, every porn video is 50% anal sex, to me it's just gross. It's infecting our society like a plague.


    Well it has infected you with fear apparently. What are you doing looking at porn so much anyway? You seem to know a lot about it.
    « One man's glory is another man's hell.
    You’re on the outside, never bound by such a spell.
    Together in the darkness, alone in the light.
    I took it upon me to be yours, Timmy,
    I’ll lead your angels and demons at play tonight......»
  • Milhouse VanHouten
    Milhouse VanHouten Posts: 755
    VictoryGin wrote:
    What?! But I thought that was mandatory viewing. I mean, they are pushing their lifestyles onto everyone.

    We must stay strong and defend against fetishes! What about the children?! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!

    Ahhhh, fuck the children. Not literally, though.

    People who have issues with the "gayification of the modern world" seem to spend an inordinate amount of time finding things to be outraged by:

    "So, on the way home from church last Sunday, I went into the local adult bookstore. I walked straight back to the "gay" section. You'll never believe what I found! Gay porn! Videos of men having sex! I'm still in shock!"

    Reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer thinks Bart is gay. Moe believes that "the whole modern world's got a swishifying effect on kids today, what with their Diet Cokes and MTV..."
    "Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
  • Milhouse VanHouten
    Milhouse VanHouten Posts: 755
    VictoryGin wrote:
    Why don't you lay off the porn then?

    BTW, best porn title ever:

    IR4: Inrearendence Day

    Runners up:

    Guys in Dolls

    Face Jam

    Fuck Me, Kate
    "Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Milhouse VanHouten wrote:
    Runners up:

    Guys in Dolls

    Face Jam

    Fuck Me, Kate

    I personally like:

    A Clockwork Orgy
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    Milhouse VanHouten wrote:
    Runners up:

    Guys in Dolls

    Face Jam

    Fuck Me, Kate

    aw, man. I don't remember those from the old video store.

    But I bet someone else in this thread knows them!
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    karma defect wrote:
    Well it has infected you with fear apparently. What are you doing looking at porn so much anyway? You seem to know a lot about it.

    What is wrong with liking porn?

    I always have to try something like Sologirls, but they always end up putting something in their ass.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Milhouse VanHouten
    Milhouse VanHouten Posts: 755
    VictoryGin wrote:
    aw, man. I don't remember those from the old video store.

    But I bet someone else in this thread knows them!

    ... and I'm sure that person was shocked and appalled by them. Repeatedly.
    "Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    Ahnimus wrote:
    What is wrong with liking porn?

    erm, well, I don't like watching anal sex, so I don't watch it. It's pretty easy.
    if you wanna be a friend of mine
    cross the river to the eastside
  • NMyTree
    NMyTree Posts: 2,374
    How the hell did this thread turn into a poll of the top ten best butt-fuckers, of the decade?
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    know1 wrote:
    It's inappropriate for a public parade, in my opinion.

    I didn't say that it wasn't appropriate for other venues or situations.

    please expand on why you feel a completetly natural and beautiful act is inaporpriate for public parade?
  • karma defect
    karma defect Posts: 5,483
    Ahnimus wrote:
    What is wrong with liking porn?

    I always have to try something like Sologirls, but they always end up putting something in their ass.


    Why is this not wrong for you but is what others like wrong for them? That is just one sided.
    « One man's glory is another man's hell.
    You’re on the outside, never bound by such a spell.
    Together in the darkness, alone in the light.
    I took it upon me to be yours, Timmy,
    I’ll lead your angels and demons at play tonight......»
  • karma defect
    karma defect Posts: 5,483
    NMyTree wrote:
    How the hell did this thread turn into a poll of the top ten best butt-fuckers, of the decade?


    I don't think that it has.
    « One man's glory is another man's hell.
    You’re on the outside, never bound by such a spell.
    Together in the darkness, alone in the light.
    I took it upon me to be yours, Timmy,
    I’ll lead your angels and demons at play tonight......»

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