Stone Gossard...

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  • green_girl
    green_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard always sticks his landing.
  • green_girl
    green_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard can save 20% off at store.barackobama.com tonight with the promo code "2008."
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    When Stone Gossard sings, "Don't Gimme No Lip"...he means it.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • paysonites
    paysonites The Rim Country Posts: 1,150
    When Stone Gossard ran for president he caught him.
    John and Shawna
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone Gossard is Dirty Franking his way to Montana
  • green_girl
    green_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard can steal cable tv using only his mind.
  • green_girl
    green_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard draws cartoons for the New Yorker in his spare time.
  • fife
    fife Posts: 3,327
    After hearing Big Pimpin from Jay-Z Stone quit Pearl Jam thinking that there was nothing left to say of any importance
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard swings from a higher tree than you, me, and all of Kentucky.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • green_girl
    green_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard loves you thiiiiiis much.
  • green_girl
    green_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard teaches 8th grade music classes as a man named Notes Assgord.
  • loolooloo
    loolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard landed on Mars light years before Curiosity.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Stone likes to go to art museums and name untitled paintings.
  • loolooloo
    loolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard poses for nude paintings fully clothed.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
  • green_girl
    green_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard has viewed this meme one million times:

    http://mckaylaisnotimpressed.tumblr.com/
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Before he spoke his first word, Stone Gossard played his first chord.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • loolooloo
    loolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard isn't worried about his carbon footprint, as his Stone footprint is known to combat global warming.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard CAN imagine no possessions.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    In case of emergency, break glass for Stone Gossard.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone Gossard has #mandals in 4 different colors and 3 different textures.

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