Stone Gossard...

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  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    In case of emergency, hang up, and call Stone Gossard.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard works harder than James Brown.
  • CosmoCramer
    CosmoCramer Posts: 574
    Bigfoot takes pictures of him.
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  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is the bee's knees.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is in Cooperstown today.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    NASA has Stone Gossard on speed dial.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's favorite gem is the Gossard Stone.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard once ran a marathon just because it was on his way.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    When Stone Gossard drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard has won the lifetime achievement award…twice.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard has perfect diction, even under water.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    green_girl wrote:
    When baby Stone was born, the doctors hi-fived each other and exclaimed, "Fukk yeah, it's Stone Gossard!"

    This one is awesome! :lol::lol:
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard knows this thread will get to 500 pages for his birthday.

    Stone Gossard cleverly did not indicate which birthday
  • loolooloo
    loolooloo Posts: 378
    Stone Gossard doesn't need to light the candles on his birthday cake, as they spontaneously combust in his presence.
    "Sun sets on this ocean- never once on my devotion."

    "If I had this guy's voice, you could all kiss my ass."
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can squeeze water from a stone.
  • rushtos
    rushtos Posts: 6
    Stone Gossard IS the Higgs Boson.
    Manchester 21/06/2012, Manchester 28/07/2012 (EV)
  • green_girl
    green_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard plays the vuvuzela.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be in Cooperston, NY tomorrow.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was not in Cooperstown today.

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