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  • marilormarilor Posts: 618
    =))
    Stone is the man who wrote the line : "i never knew soap made you taller" in Ghost
    "We were but stones, ...Your light made us stars"
  • dot30dot30 Posts: 83
    OMGkatwoman said:


    Peacefrog1975 said:

    Stone is the reason it took so long for the 2nd batch of Enamel Mugs to get shipped. He had to personally take a shot out of each one first for quality assurance!!!!

    I hope they don't arrive looking like this!
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    =)) =))
    Once you hold the hand of love, it's all surmountable.
  • Peacefrog1975Peacefrog1975 Posts: 731
    edited December 2014


    I hope they don't arrive looking like this!

    Love it!
    Post edited by Peacefrog1975 on
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    jennycoyle said:

    Stone rescued the One Ring from Mount Doom and keeps it hidden inside his Grammy

    Hahaha!!
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Stone gives Genies three wishes!
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone caused the rash
    www.cluthelee.com
  • EchosNobodyHearsEchosNobodyHears Posts: 583
    Stone Gossard can order multiple "limited 1 per member" 10c items
    2008 - 6/28, 6/30
    2009 - 8/21,10/30, 10/31
    2010 - 5/15, 5/17, 5/20, 5/21
    2011 - 9/3/11, 9/4, 9/11, 9/12, 9/14
    2012 - 9/2
    2013 - 7/19, 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/25
    2014 - 6/16. 6/17, 6/20, 10/1

    EV solo 8.1.08, 6.8.09, 6.15.11, 6.16.11
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    It's actually Eddie's fault..
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    The second 'S' in SSRI stands for Stone.
    www.cluthelee.com
  • joseph33joseph33 Posts: 1,247
    Stone Gossard taught Chuck Norris the opening riff to Bad To The Bone.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stones feet doesn't get blisters. But his shoes do.
  • GillycwGillycw Posts: 524
    Should not be left unturned
  • yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    Stone can't be fed after midnight, or he turns into a Gremlin
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is happy to report his dog no longer insists on wearing a plastic cone collar as a fashion statement during media interviews.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • shetellsherselfshetellsherself Posts: 8,821
    Gillycw said:

    Should not be left unturned

    =D>
    5/3/92 Omaha, NE
    6/19/95 Red Rocks
    9/11/98 MSG
    11/19/12 EV solo Tulsa
    7/19/13 Wrigley 10/19/13 Brooklyn 2 10/21/13 Philly 1 10/22/13 Philly 2 10/25/13 Hartford
    10/08/14 Tulsa 10/09/14 Lincoln
    9/26/15 NYC Global Citizen
    4/16/16 Greenville 4/28/16 Philly 1 4/29/16 Philly 2 5/1/16 MSG 1 5/2/16 MSG 2 8/7/16 Fenway 2 8/20/16 Wrigley 1
    4/7/17 RRHOF New York City
    9/2/18 Fenway 1 9/4/2018 Fenway 2
    9/18/21 Asbury Park
    2/4/22 EV Earthlings NYC 2/6/22 EV Earthlings Newark 9/11/22 MSG 9/14/22 Camden
    9/3/24 MSG 1 9/4/24 MSG 2 9/7/24 Philly 1 9/9/24 Philly 2
  • marilormarilor Posts: 618
    After having sung "Allelujah" in Evolution, Stone made a whim to be part of a choir
    "We were but stones, ...Your light made us stars"
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Stone abducts aliens and does experiments on them. True story
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    edited December 2014
    Why else u think pots legal now in Washington? That's right, stoned fucken gossard.
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard decks the halls with boughs of holly.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    Stone never gets asked to sign up to be a rewards member at any store. They know better
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard has a Christmas list. Stone Gossard checks his list once...not twice.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone put a traffic cone on his horses head and it turned into a unicorn.
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    ^^^^HAHAHAHA that shits funny Scott! =))
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is hanging his stockings by the chimney with care.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    edited December 2014
    badbrains wrote: »
    ^^^^HAHAHAHA that shits funny Scott! =))

    I have to admit, that is probably one of my better lines. It's gonna take a while to think of one that tops that.
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,306
    Stone was cast lead role in a 1984 TV drama based on baseball and Star Wars titled The Umpire Strikes Back. He won an Emmy for his performance as DuckyPants - D2.
    www.cluthelee.com
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard drinks his beer through a straw.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,435
    Stone Gossard talks about fight club.
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 (xx) / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24
  • GillycwGillycw Posts: 524
    HesCalledDyer wrote: »
    Stone Gossard talks about fight club.


    =D>
  • GillycwGillycw Posts: 524
    Stone Gossard took the red pill AND the blue pill
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