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  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,444
    Stone Gossard is secretly composing an opera. The working title is Cosi fan Gossard and the libretto will be written in Gossardian by himself. It will consist of three main acts and two sub acts. The musical style is based upon classical pieces by Mozart, but it will soleley be played on guitars.
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  • belinda27
    belinda27 Posts: 731
    some say Stone Gossard is the real stig
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is powered by a 5.7L V8 motor.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard eats at least one dill pickle every day.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard eats at least one dill pickle every day.
    He also eats one cucumber and can precisely determine the vinegar content of the pickle
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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard is the next contestant on The Price is Right.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can cut glass with his fingernail.
  • CosmoCramer
    CosmoCramer Posts: 574
    Stone Gossard needs to wash that damn coffee cup.
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  • Johnnyguitarwatson
    Johnnyguitarwatson Posts: 296
    Stone Gossard kills a communist for fun. For a green card ? He carves 'em up real nice. :shock:
  • CosmoCramer
    CosmoCramer Posts: 574
    Oh yeah, according to this, Stones name is Steve.

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    St. Louis 2000
    Champaign 2003
    Noblesville 2003
    St. Louis 2004
    Cincinnati 2006
    Noblesville 2010
    Hampton 2016
    Lexington 2016
    EV Bourbon and Beyond 2017
    Chicago N1 2018
    Chicago N2 2018
    Nashville 2022
    St Louis 2022
    Oklahoma City 2022
    Denver 2022
    Chicago N1 2023
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can win the lottery at will.
  • CosmoCramer
    CosmoCramer Posts: 574
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can win the lottery at will.


    Stone knows the numbers before they are pulled out.
    Noblesville 2000
    St. Louis 2000
    Champaign 2003
    Noblesville 2003
    St. Louis 2004
    Cincinnati 2006
    Noblesville 2010
    Hampton 2016
    Lexington 2016
    EV Bourbon and Beyond 2017
    Chicago N1 2018
    Chicago N2 2018
    Nashville 2022
    St Louis 2022
    Oklahoma City 2022
    Denver 2022
    Chicago N1 2023
    Chicago N2 2023
    Noblesville 2024
    Chicago N1 2024
    Chicago N2 2024
    Baltimore 2024
    Boston N1 2024
    Boston N2 2024
    Raleigh N2 2025
    Pittsburgh N1 2025
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Once, Stone Gossard used his nipples as the "jaws of life" to cut a man out of his car, after being trapped after an automobile accident.
  • HailHailOZ
    HailHailOZ Posts: 350
    Stone Gossard has his own time zone. If you are near him add 1 hour and 12 minutes.
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard was actually invited to The Last Supper. He got drunk and tried to fight Jesus. Stone won.
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,444
    Suave.27 wrote:
    Stone Gossard was actually invited to The Last Supper. He got drunk and tried to fight Jesus. Stone won.

    :lol:
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  • Made of Stars
    Made of Stars Milwaukee, WI Posts: 185
    Stone Gossard asked if he could borrow my PJ20 Deluxe Blu-Ray DVDs. Evidently, he did not realize that Limited Edition applied to him as well.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard holds the patent for the zipper.
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard was the original braider of real life Pocahontas's hair.
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard discovered termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!

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