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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard grew up in an Aunt Jemima bottle.

    He liked to hang out in the skinny handle part....it was his "safe place"
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard has a sister. They call her the Mona Lisa.
  • rachel_hrachel_h Posts: 44
    Stone Gossard writes one word in eyeliner on his cheek, Prince style, every Tuesday. That word is Dave in memory of drummers past. Nobody knows why he never writes Jack.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard likes feeding pigeons.
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    Stone Gossard inhales nitrous oxide through the protective plastic covering on whipped cream cans... through his nose.
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be a guest instructor on next week's episode of The Voice.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    stone gossard eats grapes right off the vine at the farm.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    stone gossard loves fog.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can walk up to any vending machine and press a secret sequence of buttons and eat or drink what he wants for free.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is a ball hog.
  • JR2323JR2323 Posts: 82
    Stone Gossard has been on Wheel of fortune 47 times
    10/8/00. 6/15/03. 9/17/11


    JR
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Stone Gossard peels his banana from the bottom.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    afroannnie wrote:
    Stone Gossard peels his banana from the bottom.
    stone gossard doesn't even peel the banana
    he eats it as is
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns 47 TGIF franchises.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    chadwick wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    Stone Gossard peels his banana from the bottom.
    stone gossard doesn't even peel the banana
    he eats it as is

    Stone Gossard squeezes his banana in his hand(that sounds dirty) until it bursts out of it's peel, goes up into the air, and then he catches it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard squeezes his banana in his hand(that sounds dirty).


    :lol:
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    Stone Gossard peels his banana from the bottom.
    stone gossard doesn't even peel the banana
    he eats it as is

    Stone Gossard squeezes his banana in his hand(that sounds dirty) until it bursts out of it's peel, goes up into the air, and then he catches it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

    Next tour, I'm throwing a banana on stage to see how Stone handles it :D
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Stone Gossard is the burnt sienna of the crayon box.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can sharpen a pencil by rolling it between his fingers.
  • rachel_hrachel_h Posts: 44
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    Stone Gossard peels his banana from the bottom.
    stone gossard doesn't even peel the banana
    he eats it as is

    Stone Gossard squeezes his banana in his hand(that sounds dirty) until it bursts out of it's peel, goes up into the air, and then he catches it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
    The whole business sounds dirty..... :?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard knows your PIN number.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard does not appear on Polaroid.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • PKTrekGirlPKTrekGirl Posts: 747
    Stone Gossard always has his phasers set to 'stun'.
  • blackmosquitoblackmosquito Posts: 59
    Stone Gossard makes his own moonshine, but its really just water with lemons and limes.
    I never knew soap made you taller.
  • belinda27belinda27 Posts: 731
    was Boom's tribute in the hunger games! :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be appearing in Ocean's 14.
  • rachel_hrachel_h Posts: 44
    Stone Gossard is unaffected by gravity
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard snuck into your home last night and stole some beer.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard loves jello shots.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • PKTrekGirlPKTrekGirl Posts: 747
    Stone Gossard has won 436 consecutive games of Words With Friends.
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