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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone just read the above post and is amazed someone with such a low IQ knows how to spell Fraggle.



    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard is the term for the largest bloodless bump that can appear on one's forehead after being hit by a thrown rock.
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    If you ask him really nicely, Stone Gossard will personally make your wakeup call the next time you stay at Motel 6.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone just read the above post and is amazed someone with such a low IQ knows how to spell Fraggle.



    ;)


    Stone Gossard is amazed that someone who thinks this thread is so stupid continues to not only read it but post comments themselves. Stone doesn't like hypocrites.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone used to think this thread was funny and cool until it was spoiled by way too many sports references about sports Stone, nor anyone with an IQ over 14, really gives a fuck about. :thumbup:


    Stone Gossard often wonders if a sports reference could in fact be about anything other than sports? Stone is frightened when he sees bad grammar from someone who says everyone else has low IQ's. Stone Gossard is a firm believer in proof reading.
  • demetrios
    demetrios Posts: 97,218
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone used to think this thread was funny and cool until it was spoiled by way too many sports references about sports Stone, nor anyone with an IQ over 14, really gives a fuck about. :thumbup:

    Stone Gossard so wants to give dunkman a whipping & a beating next time that mouth ever talks about Stone & his sports! Okie dokie! :thumbup:
  • demetrios
    demetrios Posts: 97,218
    DS1119 wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone just read the above post and is amazed someone with such a low IQ knows how to spell Fraggle.



    ;)


    Stone Gossard is amazed that someone who thinks this thread is so stupid continues to not only read it but post comments themselves. Stone doesn't like hypocrites.

    Exactly! Those type of hypocrites need to head over to the Creed forums or bug off Stones way of living.
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Stone Gossard gets furious when people mispronounce his last name but feels better when they bow down repeatedly in apology.
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard is the imaginary friend of "Why now you don't bitchin'??"
  • mookiemoochie16
    mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    Stone Gossard invented the peanut butter and banana sandwich.
    The oceans made me, but who came up with love?

    "You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    DS1119 wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone used to think this thread was funny and cool until it was spoiled by way too many sports references about sports Stone, nor anyone with an IQ over 14, really gives a fuck about. :thumbup:


    Stone Gossard often wonders if a sports reference could in fact be about anything other than sports? Stone is frightened when he sees bad grammar from someone who says everyone else has low IQ's. Stone Gossard is a firm believer in proof reading.


    Stone realises there is a big difference between IQ and the ability to construct grammatical perfection. Stone is also aware that being a grammar nazi on a music forum is like being a large round abscess on a cow's arse... totally pointless and no-one really gives a shit if it even exists.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    DS1119 wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone just read the above post and is amazed someone with such a low IQ knows how to spell Fraggle.



    ;)


    Stone Gossard is amazed that someone who thinks this thread is so stupid continues to not only read it but post comments themselves. Stone doesn't like hypocrites.


    Stone realises that dunkman was a regular contributor to this thread from it's inception and that he became disillusioned by its morphing into a... well.. bit of a shitey sports thread.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Stone LOVES Mick Hucknall
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Lizard wrote:
    Stone LOVES Mick Hucknall


    Even Stone knows this was too low a blow... to recompense Stone will perform a harp solo version of Bohemian Rhapsody... in the nude.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Rumor has it, Stone Gossard gave credit to Tim Hardaway for inventing the 'Killer Crossover' move.
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard lives only a self's thow from Lake Tahoe.
  • Princess KJ
    Princess KJ Posts: 442
    Don't ever attempt to Rickroll Stone Gossard. Trust me on this. He's upset that people aren't being Stonerolled.
    If I knew then, would I know now?

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone has 4 personal assistants, and they are all named Jeff.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    edited April 2010
    dunkman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone used to think this thread was funny and cool until it was spoiled by way too many sports references about sports Stone, nor anyone with an IQ over 14, really gives a fuck about. :thumbup:


    Stone Gossard often wonders if a sports reference could in fact be about anything other than sports? Stone is frightened when he sees bad grammar from someone who says everyone else has low IQ's. Stone Gossard is a firm believer in proof reading.


    Stone realises there is a big difference between IQ and the ability to construct grammatical perfection. Stone is also aware that being a grammar nazi on a music forum is like being a large round abscess on a cow's arse... totally pointless and no-one really gives a shit if it even exists.


    Stone Gossard also realizes that people with bad grammar also can't spell the word realize. They spell it "realise." Stone Gossard is a great believer in the book Hooked on Phonics.
    Post edited by DS1119 on
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dunkman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone just read the above post and is amazed someone with such a low IQ knows how to spell Fraggle.



    ;)


    Stone Gossard is amazed that someone who thinks this thread is so stupid continues to not only read it but post comments themselves. Stone doesn't like hypocrites.


    Stone realises that dunkman was a regular contributor to this thread from it's inception and that he became disillusioned by its morphing into a... well.. bit of a shitey sports thread.


    Stone Gossard knows there are two "t"'s in the word shitty. Stone is a very smart man.

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